Quickie Love Is So Page #5

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- Yes.

- Yes?

- Has your friend got a boyfriend?

- We have the same boyfriend.

Luna, I'm getting out,

I'm freezing to death.

Look at my hands,

all wrinkled, my God.

It's so cold!

Look at my...

I'm freezing.

- Let's have a water fight.

- Now?

Was the tabbouleh nice?

Nice and cool.

- Delicious.

Incredible, really.

Luna, you little bugger!

No!

Wait, mine doesn't work!

Take that!

- No. Hey!

My God!

It's freezing!

Take that!

- No. Hey!

I'm winning.

Luna, I'll get stomach cramp!

Please!

Okay, okay.

Luna! That's enough!

Okay!

Siesta, no?

It's late, it's hot.

- Right, yes.

Come on, Luna.

Let's have a nap.

No, Ana, I'll take her.

I'll have a little nap too.

Right, love, sleep time.

We'll carry on tomorrow.

Up you get!

I'll take this little rat.

Oh, my God!

God, I'm so hot.

Paco, we have to talk.

- What about?

- Beln.

She gets me going.

Gets you going where?

She turns me on.

I like her...

You mean you like her...

in an erotic fantasy way

or you really like her?

In the sadist party,

she gave me a bit of a kiss.

- What, what, what?

- A little kiss, Paco.

She gave me a kiss

and it kind of affected me.

Since when have you liked women?

No, I'm confused.

No, it's not that I...

I don't know, I've no idea.

As a girl,

I remember kissing, to try.

But not...

I don't know what it is.

Ana, are you telling me...

you're a lesbian?

- No.

- That might be what's wrong with us.

No, I wanted to tell you.

I didn't want to keep it to myself.

We're doing

that sh*t therapy like idiots.

No, I'm sure I want to be with you.

If I'm lesbian, I'll bear it.

I don't know.

But...

- No, leave me.

Can you pass me

the photo with no filter?

I've told you dozens of times.

- I already have.

- No, with no filter.

- I'll send it, wait.

Okay.

How nice.

This will get me lots of likes,

which is what I like.

Followers no, likes yes.

Of course.

Adriana and David are getting married,

and he's a haemophiliac.

If they love each other.

Yes.

I think the same.

Darling, why don't you fart with me?

Not that again.

That's enough, please.

- Why?

- They don't come.

Have you farted with others?

No.

I don't know,

in my sleep maybe.

I don't know,

I think that when a couple

crosses the fart barrier,

things are progressing.

So, you think farting

is a sign that...?

Give me time...

and one day...

I'll give you something else, look.

- Yes?

- Yes.

What?

I don't know if you'll like it.

I don't believe it.

Really?

- It might not be the right choice.

- Yes.

- Earrings!

- Yes.

- I love them!

- Tell the camera you like them.

I love the earrings.

Can I ask you a question?

- Yes, sure.

Have you ever been with a prostitute?

Who told you that?

That's a yes.

No, but I don't know

why you're asking me.

- Yes or no?

- No, I haven't.

We went to a whorehouse

in Tenerife, in Tacoronte once,

to have a drink, but that was all.

In fact,

there was a girl called "The Syphon".

Because she sucked them...

and squirted the sperm through her nose.

It's great.

- Awful.

Where did your sister get that

about Alejandro Magno being gay?

I don't know,

she must have seen a documentary.

That's my sister.

Well, she's wrong,

internet says he was bisexual.

Got a coin for the car park?

No, we haven't, no.

We've nothing.

Come on, you must have.

Give him whatever.

Here, thirty euros.

It's all I have.

You've nothing else?

I said I've given you all I had.

You've got something else.

Wait, wait.

Alejandro!

Alejandro!

Alejandro!

Alejandro!

Alejandro!

When I was fifteen I liked my teacher.

At twenty, Italians.

Then you go the gynaecologist

and you fall in love with him.

Now I'm fifty, thirty-year-old guys.

Calm down, it's polyester.

It's polyester.

It might be polyester.

It's polyester. It's polyester.

No... It's silk.

It's silk.

It's silk.

Calm down, don't do it.

Don't do it.

Don't do it.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

- Are you all right?

- I'm fine.

I'm great.

- How many brothers have you got?

- There are four of us.

- Have you got children?

- No, I haven't.

- Why? Are you too young?

- Yes, I'm young.

I can't tell with the Chinese.

I'm not Chinese, I'm Ecuadoran.

You look Chinese.

Oh, Toi.

What's wrong?

What?

Hang on, Chink.

The dog has escaped?

Toi, the one favour I ask you.

Listen to me carefully,

Antonio must never know

that I left the dog with you.

No.

Whatever happens,

the dog has never been in your house.

Swear to me.

Let me hear you swear to me, Toi.

If it turns up, call me.

If not, don't call me, I'll call you.

Antonio.

Any news?

Any news about the dog?

Has anyone called?

Where were you?

- Where?

- Where the hell have you been?

Sticking the dog posters up.

Bollocks!

The dog posters? What's this?

Can you explain it to me?

I found it in a dustbin.

Explain it to me.

Where's Blanki?

- Antonio...

- What have you done with the dog?

You think

I've done something to the dog?

It kills me.

- Don't lie to me.

Don't lie.

Antonio.

I swear by my grandmother's grave

I don't know where the dog is.

I don't know what's wrong

but you've been odd for days.

You don't fool me,

something is going on.

What the hell is going on?

Tell me.

Antonio, I don't know how to.

I knew there was something.

I knew it.

I should have told you

the first day, Antonio.

I'm dead scared.

I'm not well.

I'm ill.

It's not cancer...

Cancer?

Yes, it's cancer.

They've found a lump in my breast,

they're doing tests and things, but...

It's cancer.

I'm so sorry.

Everything will be all right.

You'll see.

It doesn't look good, Antonio.

No.

- No.

- No.

Antonio, Antonio, Antonio...

Antonio!

Password.

Stop messing.

Open up, it's me.

Can I talk to you a minute?

- Yes.

There's a furry party, but come in.

- These guys?

- They like this lark.

What's up, Paco?

You've got me...

- Hasn't Ana said anything?

- Ana? No, what about?

No?

What's happened?

No, this afternoon she told me...

that you turn her on.

- What?

- She likes you.

She gets horny with you.

- Me?

- You, you.

Seriously?

How sweet.

I can't believe it.

What did she say about me?

I had an erotic dream

about her the other day.

But real, real, real.

We sucked b*obs

and ate p*ssy on your terrace.

Like real.

Titch, do you think

what I'm telling you is normal?

Sorry, it wasn't the right time.

How did all this come about?

- I don't know, you tell me.

You kissed her,

the other night in here.

- Again, again...

- No, Beln.

No, Paco, again?

- Again?

- We know each other.

Exactly, we know each other.

I can't believe it.

I kissed her, Paco,

I kissed your wife,

she was stumbling around

in a real dizzy state.

A kiss to comfort her, not...

A comfort kiss, a...

No tongue or...

Like this...

Girl, don't kiss me,

I'm already in a mess,

and this tops it all.

- Sorry, sorry.

Sorry.

- People don't keep to the rules.

Honey,

put this on at least,

you're the odd one out.

When did she start?

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