Quickie Love Is So Page #7

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Is he handsome?

Yes, yes, he's...

- He's cute.

- Ask him if it's hard.

- What?

- If he's got a hard on.

Have you got a hard on?

Say yes.

He has, he has.

Tell him I'm going to put

his enormous hard shaft

in my pursed lips.

- Fine.

Tell him I've got lips from the '20s,

like a silent-movie actress.

Tell him.

Tell her

to spit on my dick and lick it.

No, no, no.

Please, I'm a poor, lonely deaf boy.

You're very cheeky.

- Hello?

- Yes, I'm still here. Tell me.

Yes, I'll explain, he wants you...

to lick his penis.

Of course I'll lick his penis,

I'll put it in my mouth.

And I'll tongue it.

Is his pink

or more of a depigmented tan?

Because I like them all.

My c*nt lips are throbbing.

They're burning.

Oh, it's so hot.

It's so hot.

So hot.

It's so hot.

Sh*t!

Keep him occupied a minute.

- Please, don't hang up.

- Why?

For f***'s sake...

Tell her I want to shag her hard.

No, no...

She says...

She prefers it softly first

and harder after.

Ask her if she wants me

to put it up her ass.

She prefers to snuggle up now,

and cuddle...

How do you know?

You haven't even asked her.

Go on, ask her.

"I want to put it up your ass."

- Sorry, are you still there?

- Yes, of course.

Sorry, I've had

a domestic accident in my house.

Does he want me to carry on sucking it?

I don't think so,

he's putting it up your ass.

I don't care, woman,

ask him.

Fine.

Do you want me to suck it?

After putting it up her ass

she wants to suck it?

Giggles, right?

You playing a joke?

You think it's funny, do you?

You're one big son of a b*tch.

I believed the bit about the deaf lad

and my kitchen

went up in flames, b*tch.

F*** your bloody mother

and that deaf lad's too.

Son of a b*tch!

Drop dead, b*tch!

I'll slit your throat to your c*nt!

What the...

She hung up.

Sorry for bothering you.

No worries, it's been...

very interesting.

Interesting.

Need anything else?

Any more work?

Not for the minute.

Don't hang up then, please.

What are you doing?

Studying for Civil Service exams.

Go for it.

Aren't you going out today?

Maybe, it's the local festivals.

It's hard to sleep with the noise.

I live in the area.

I know.

How do you know?

I've seen you round there.

I've never seen you.

I've seen you...

a lot.

Sorry, I have to go.

Good luck with the exam.

If I pass it will be thanks to you.

Three.

Three.

Only with three numbers

we give out the tablet.

Come on, ladies, gentlemen,

we're giving them away!

We're giving them away!

I'm going to be a father.

So there, man.

Antonio!

The dog, Blanki!

Antonio!

I've told her you're both my partner

but she doesn't understand.

How can she understand it?

- Melting pot.

- So many.

Yes, yes.

Look, candy floss.

- And apples.

- Yes.

- Carnations.

- Do you want some, darling?

I found my sister getting off

with a calabash when I was 15.

- No!

- Yes.

Come on, come on.

Up you come.

Up you come.

Come on, that's it.

A drum!

What?

What do you want?

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