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Ludo! Ludo!

- Au revoir!

- Au revoir.

Dear friends, my dear Yvonne...

An old Russian proverb says:

Even if women were made of glass,

you couldn't see through them.

That way. Go.

And my personal opinion on that:

proverbs are often complete nonsense!

- Come on!

- What is this sh*t?

When I first saw you at

the Golden Camera, standing there...

- Ouch!

- Come on!

- Looking at me with those blue eyes.

- I remember, my buttercup...

It's the perfect shot!

- This wax is stuck to the railing.

- Then rip it off.

The hell I will.

Do you know how much that'll hurt?

At that moment I knew...

...that I had fallen in love

with you, with your beauty.

Come and take the damn picture!

Your soul.

Your heart.

Ludo, it's glass! It'll break!

- Your gracefulness.

- "It'll break!"

Panda bear, that's lovely,

but "brevity is the soul of wit."

Watch!

Get to the point.

Is that cracking?

We're hungry.

- Yvonne, I love you.

- It's bullet-proof.

And I want to ask you here and now...

- Did you invite him?

- No, but since he dropped in...

Little man...

I don't remember inviting you.

Resume the Ludo Decker hearing.

Let's move to the sentencing.

Why is she

giving me that evil look?

Actually, she's looking at me.

She's cross-eyed.

How do you know that?

She's my ex-wife.

Your ex-wife? Sh*t! Then she's biased.

No! We separated on good terms.

- Really? Look at her expression.

- I know.

She looked like that at our wedding.

Believe me, it doesn't mean a thing.

Have the gentlemen finished?

Then I may proceed.

The court regards the defendant's

claim to have gotten lost

on the hotel roof

a feeble attempt at self-protection.

The court holds the defendant's

behavior to be highly immature.

The court moves to forego

the fine requested by the prosecutor.

Bingo, I said so!

The defendant should be allowed

to work on his poor social skills.

I sentence him to 8 months of jail.

- I'm going to jail!

- Wait!

Erika! Come on!

Sit your ass down!

The sentence will be suspended.

Terms will be 300 hours'

community service.

- In a city day-care center.

- She can't!

She can!

If the defendant violates probation,

the prison sentence will be enforced.

DAILY CHECKMATED

Hot off the press this morning,

for gentlemen with kind regards.

He screwed you two!

When I say screwed, I mean it.

And that Jrgen Vogel

screwed you two idiots

good and proper.

He's laughing at us!

Including me!

Do you know what I can't stand?

Do you know?

- When someone makes fun of us.

- You deserve a diploma!

Things like that happen.

Remember Hitler's diary?

So? And did we print it?

- No.

- Now here's something funny.

Your naked ass on Klitschko's

wedding ring. Hilarious, ain't it?

Let's get it on YouTube, eBay!

And to change the subject,

how did it go in court?

They hit me with 300 hours'

community service.

Was she mad?

What?

You'll have to cut back a little

on your free-time.

Cut back.

Cut back on f***-bunnies. Good one!

And now get out! Okay?

But instead of Stefan and Lukas,

you two get me pictures of those

folk music morons! Got it? Go!

Michi Nussbaumer and Daniela Berg.

You have decided to tie the knot

after 9 long years.

Michi, why did you wait so long?

Well, I asked my sweet pea before,

but she didn't want me.

When we were on Karl Moik's show,

Michi came to me and said

"We'd make a super team.

Whaddya say?"

Why did you say no, Dani?

We were only 12.

It was our first TV performance.

Michi, there have been strange rumors

of you wanting to separate.

And others about an affair.

Any comment?

They're nonsense.

Wouldn't you like to try the meat?

The world isn't always rosy

in our business.

And yet our job

is the best in the world!

We don't just sing

'Baby, yeah, yeah' all the time.

Our music comes from the heart.

- Andi had a problem with Dani and me.

- What are you talking about?

- Tell 'em!

- What?

Well?

Shall we take the photo

in front of the wedding cabinet?

- Fine.

- May we go to the toilet?

- We need to go to the toilet.

- I'm eating.

I'll keep an eye on that.

Up the staircase and straight ahead.

You want me to hide in the cabinet?

Just until something happens.

Then snap and go.

Shall I just stroll out,

"Hi! Could I have another sausage?"

- Think of something.

- Then you sit here!

Are you nuts?

I have to get to that day-care.

And what if they don't fight?

Things looked very sweet just now.

I think the sausage has gone to

your head. I'm relying on you. Okay?

- I can say what I want, stupid cow!

- So the tabloids can write

- you're screwing that slut.

- Manuela can't even spell slut.

Because she's so stupid!

I hate this stupid Bavarian crap!

This saccharin bullshit!

Then go back to your home town

and your job at the meat counter.

- Pulling Andi into this was low!

- He told everyone.

Andi Borg knows. Karl Moik knows.

Florian Silbereisen knows.

If he knows, then Carmen does.

Who's fault is it?

Whose hormones are out of control?

- At least I have some.

- I hate you!

Hey!

Hey! Are you crazy?

Grandpa's favorite bell.

It's broken!

Michi, I didn't mean it like that.

- Hello, I'm...

- Ludo Decker. I don't believe it.

- Have we met?

- Yes. I'm Anna Gotzlowski.

- Doesn't ring a bell.

- No?

Think hard.

Isn't it sometimes nicer not to call

and keep the memory of it?

- What are you on about?

- I was probably drunk.

Are they from our garden?

- Did you rip them out?

- No.

They're for you.

- So what do you want?

- I'm here for my community service.

That's you?

Come in.

- Nice glasses.

- Bootlicker.

Could I use the toilet?

- Right here.

- Thanks.

And aim for Snow White!

- What are you doing here?

- I have to pee.

With a phone?

No. 1 or No. 2?

- Who's asking?

- I am.

That way.

And aim for Snow White!

Come on, think hard. Anna Gotzlowski.

Gotzlowski. With a 'G'!

- And she's butt-ugly?

- Nerdy glasses and a cat jersey.

- You'd never talk to someone like her.

- I just don't know.

What about

that children's benefit gala?

- You left with the 'Leute' presenter.

- The film prize?

- The twin hostesses.

- And the Aids gala?

The Asian weightlifter. I wanted her.

No private calls! Time for work!

Got it? Hang up! Thanks.

- Remember the meeting with the boss.

- No can do. I can't leave.

The hell I will!

His blood pressure is already 580!

Don't cry. I'll be there ASAP.

I have to brown nose for a while.

- A brown hose?

- Nose!

What do you mean 'hose'?

Good grief!

Do you remember now?

I can give you a hint:

Playing field.

Bortshausen.

Soccer.

Hey, four-eyes!

Here it comes.

Very funny, Ludo.

Laugh it up!

- You were Susi's or Bine's friend?

- Nope.

But we had a load of fun together.

Or you had your fun with me.

You played that funny game with me.

- 3, 2, 1.

- What was it called?

- Fire!

- Magnet bingo?

Yeah! Magnet bingo! Now I remember.

Small world!

You're little Anna.

You always tattled on me to my sister.

Stupid idiot!

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