Rabbit Without Ears Page #3

I'm telling your sister!

- And I thought we had had sex.

- I was eight!

We're only good, old friends. Super!

- We're not friends.

- Come on. I used to give you Cokes.

Your parents wouldn't let you drink

that American crap.

Hey, four-eyes!

Nice glasses.

Thanks.

- Want a tasty Coke?

- Coke is very yummy.

Catch!

Thanks.

- You a**hole!

- That was funny!

You'll have your fun soon enough.

Promise.

Then he'll have to wait!

Ask him about his stupid vacation home

on Sylt! That'll calm him down again.

- Turn it off.

- I'm working.

- Right. We need a new jungle gym.

- I'm a journalist, not a handyman.

I'll put it together, you can help

Cheyenne-Blue in the john.

- She has trouble with Snow White.

- I'll build it. Where is it?

You're sitting on it.

Here are the instructions.

It should be easy.

Just follow the arrows.

Unfortunately it's all in Dutch.

Are you sure

it's not for a jet engine?

Listen up, jerk. If you refuse,

one call to your probation officer

and you land in jail.

Thank you.

Same to you, stupid cow.

You say pretty funny things.

Really? Then you're

the only girl here who thinks so.

Maybe we should've given him

the German instructions.

You can't be serious!

I told you everything he did to me.

But he is kinda sexy. Don't you think?

- What's sexy about him?

- His butt, for example. Pretty hot.

You're drooling.

He's only a stupid underwear model.

Hello?

No way! I don't believe it!

Lena-Chantal, that's why

you have to pick your things!

You clean up your crap!

You clean up after yourself!

No phone calls here!

- Give it to me now!

- You're kidding.

- Give me your telephone!

- No way!

- Okay, friend...

- I thought we weren't friends.

Don't you have a job?

- Something to do with a jungle gym?

- I'm done.

- No way. Where?

- Where you wanted it.

I want to see it.

- What the hell is this?

- A pretty wild jungle gym set.

- No, it's not. It's a disease.

- I didn't have much time.

Hold on, any half-witted chimp

could put it together in 30 minutes.

If he knew Dutch, sure.

Amazing how guys like you always have

an excuse for your own incompetence.

Women know everything

but can't put together IKEA shelves.

- I've put together thousands!

- At the IKEA world championships?

Stupid ass ass!

Pecker!

Now you've wrecked it.

You really try your hardest.

I said no phone calls!

It's a text message.

I'm allowed to read a message!

No text messaging either!

That didn't hurt.

Nice of you to visit.

We actually wanted to ask you

about day-care.

Now way! He's a trouble maker!

- Only when I'm provoked.

- Don't say that about him!

It's not his fault.

It's a bad idea. If something goes

wrong, the ogre sends me to jail.

- What could happen?

- He's been thrown out of 10 day-cares!

- 8.

- 12.

- And he bit off his au-pair's ear.

- She provoked me.

The doctor said in a few years

her natural skin color will come back.

It'd be my death. So, nice seeing you.

What'd be your death?

Hello, Anna!

Remember me? Lilli, Ludo's sister.

You always tattled to me.

- I didn't tattle.

- Yes, you did.

What's the problem here?

Ludo won't let Lollo

join the day-care group.

Ludo has no say here.

- Welcome to our day-care center.

- Really?

Thanks.

I promise he won't cause trouble.

And if he does?

Then it's your fault. Easy.

"Was the happiness of the Bavarian

beauty and the tawdry trumpeter

just a big lie?

Were things over years ago

when Michi started flirting with the

meat counter girl Manuela S.?"

I'd love to know who cares.

I'd say about 12 million readers.

Stop gabbing, Set up the chairs.

- What's happening?

- Did I say ask questions?

- Bello Bear's Magic Show.

- Bello, who?

You don't know?

An ex music teacher

who writes great children's songs.

A grown-up

who calls himself Bello Bear?

- Of course he thinks it's uncool.

- The kids think he's cool.

Kids think

sticking a pea in your nose is cool.

At least some guys don't

only think about their abs.

When you're done with the chairs,

then you can set up Bello's stage.

I thought the jerk could do magic.

- Good morning. Let's be a bird.

- Eagle!

A big bird with long wings.

An eagle.

A golden eagle.

Now let's be coral in the sea,

swaying back and forth.

- In the sea.

- Alright!

Next time aim for Snow White!

That's why Anna painted it there.

What's so difficult

about pooping straight down!

And you get these back

when you act nice again.

You said they were a present.

Do you want your uncle to get upset?

Good morning, sun!

Good morning, grass!

Good morning, trees!

Hey, Madonna!

Someone wants to join in here.

- Always making fun of everything.

- They'll get in the Waldorf school.

Good morning, globalization opponents!

Good morning, world peace!

Good morning, armpit hair!

Good morning, Ludo!

Good morning, Ludo!

- That'll get 'em in the Rtli school.

- Bello's assistant is sick.

Who cares?

There are lots of kids here!

Shall we all call for Mucky?

Yes!

Mucky!

There's Mucky!

So, who are you?

What kind of a funny boy are you?

- I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest.

- I know, tell the kids!

I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest!

Yes, Mucky

from the Me-My-Magic Forest.

Can you say it louder and funnier?

I'm Mucky from the Magic Forest!

- Get on with it, jerk!

- It's my show, buddy!

Let's sing a magic bear song

and everyone can dance along.

I'm Bi-Ba-Bello. I come from afar

and all the key-kay-kids

call me the magic bear.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'm the magic bear.

Alright, my dear Mucky!

Now it's time for some magic!

Abracadabra!

No good?

You are really spoiled.

Then silly-billy Mucky

will have to help me.

Get your paws off me, jerk!

- Idiot!

- Get lost, a**hole!

Do you know how to tie shoes?

Of course. Come here.

Have a seat.

Fine.

These don't have laces.

But they sure are pretty shoes. New?

- No, I've had them for 5 years.

- 5 years! You were born with them?

You're funny.

Say, what's your name?

Cheyenne-Blue.

Cheyenne-Blue? That's a unique name.

My mom's an actress.

Actresses aren't allowed

to give their kids normal names.

I see. And is your dad an actor?

No, he's an a**hole!

And your mom's through with men?

My mom says

she can never get enough men.

She's got lots of new ones now.

Hundreds, even thousands.

- And where from?

- From the theater.

where she works.

She chooses one and brings him home.

Your mom sounds real nice.

But they don't get breakfast.

Only I do.

That sounds good.

Hello.

Mommy!

Hey, there.

- Hi, I'm Nina, Cheyenne-Blue's mom.

- Hi, I'm Ludo.

I've heard a lot about you.

My daughter has a crush on you.

I can understand why.

How nice that mom and daughter agree.

And someone as cute as you

can be crazy about kids?

I believe that society is only worth

as much as the love and affection

it shows to its smallest members.

You know, I don't usually do

something like this,

but I'd love to have you over

when the little one's asleep.

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