Raiders Of The Lost Shark Page #3

I know this must be difficult,

but we really need you.

I know, it's just that...

I'm sorry about your sister.

I know this is hard.

Are you Captain Stubing?

It's Steuben. Captain Steuben.

What can I do for

you, young lady?

I'm May. I'm your

charter for today.

We spoke on the phone earlier?

So you're the one

that wants to go

to the forbidden island, are ya?

I guess so. Why

is it forbidden?

It's all because

of the shark, miss.

These sharks aren't

like normal sharks.

These sharks are filled

with hate and piss and fire.

Look Captain, I don't

believe these bogus stories

about dino-sharks or whatever

they're supposed to be.

I've studied sharks and

they can't possibly hate.

They're creatures of habit

and instinct and that's it.

Let me tell ya

something about sharks

you can't read about in

any books, young lady.

These sharks, they can hunt.

They can reason

and they can kill

with a vengeance

in their hearts.

It was a shark

that took my hand.

But you still have

both of your hands.

This

isn't my hand!

Can we get going now, or...?

So what exactly do

you expect me to do?

All in due time.

It was great

catching up with you.

I'm glad you're doing so well.

Yeah, I guess.

Let's get the formalities

out of the way first, shall we?

Sure.

These are pretty

straightforward.

You're simply

signing that you will

in no way discuss

what goes on here.

What exactly am I

getting myself into?

You simply sign and we

pay you to keep quiet.

Good. Let's get

started, shall we?

# Baby you're tryin to

hurt me when I'm down

# And baby you know my

heart's been kicked around

# Well too much of you is

what's been getting to me

# And I don't want

to hear you're sorry

# Well I can't stand it

# Frustration makes me blue

# But I'm so glad I'm

getting rid of you

# I've taken all I

can take from you

# Baby you lied and

you took me for a ride

# Well I can't tell ya

how much that hurt inside

# Well if I can't take it

there's one thing I can do

# And I will start

by getting rid of you

# I've taken all I

can take from you

# Chains been bringing

me all the way down

# You know there

ain't nothin I can do

# But if there's one thing

that makes me feel better

# It's to know that

I am rid of you

# I'm getting rid of you

# It's all that I can do #

Sheriff! More news!

What, is

this about the townies?

No, sir. This is

about some tourists.

Well I certainly

hope it was worth

interrupting my

mid-afternoon nap.

A couple visiting from Quebec.

The husband claims that

the wife was killed.

Please tell me he

confessed so that we can

just slap the cuffs on him and

be home in time for Jeopardy.

He says she was

killed by a shark.

-A shark?!

-A shark.

Where was the couple

when this shark attacked?

McDonald's Landing.

Near the island.

Why do you always

call it an island?

Technically, it's a peninsula.

Either way, I have a feeling

we've got a lot of

bad coming our way.

I'll put some coffee on.

You do that,

deputy. You do that.

So what we need to do

is get you to the island

and see if we can

identify the problem.

Loud noises work well.

I beg your pardon?

Loud noises, like explosives.

It could bring whatever's in

the water up to the surface.

Perfect!

But hold on a second,

I'm not a shark hunter.

I'm a fish expert who

knows a little bit about...

Think of it as an adventure.

Besides, we're not even

sure that it's a shark.

Come on, this way.

What is this place?

This is Rodney. He

monitors, well everything.

Is that the island?

Yeah that's...

Yes, it is. And that's why

we keep him in this room.

Can you pause that

screen right there?

What do we have here?

Where is that? Are

they going to the island?

No no, they aren't going,

that's not on the island,

that's on, that's on,

Where the hell is it?

That's on the

other side, madam.

I suppose they'd

be going there.

Thank you.

I hope they aren't

planning on doing

what it looks like they're doing

with all this shark nonsense.

My god, those

are my students.

Live bait.

So, I don't mean to sound

like an impatient child...

Then don't say it.

But are we there yet?

Kimberly, can you just

enjoy the relaxing boat ride?

The sun is shining,

the birds are chirping

and old geezers are

free to walk outside.

Present company

excluded, of course.

I like walking.

Yeah Kim, just chill.

-Yeah.

-Sorry.

I just get a little bit

uneasy when I'm in the middle

of a huge body of water and

I'm nowhere near the shore.

I sure hope the

captain's smarter than he looks.

You

and me both, sister.

Anybody want a bag

of complimentary nuts?

Yar.

Come on

let's go, let's go!

What's the big deal?

When you've seen one beach,

you've seen them all.

Easy for you to say, I

had to work days all summer.

I didn't get to go to the beach.

What are you doing?

I'm going swimming.

What did you think I was

going to do at the beach?

Maybe take a walk?

You're not going in there,

that water's freezing.

I'm totally

going in the water.

Whatever.

Come one, it'll be

fun! It'll be fun.

I'm not getting in there.

Come on, don't be a wimp.

Me, a wimp?

What's the problem, tough guy?

The problem is,

I'm like 1% body fat.

My body doesn't

agree with the cold.

I'll freeze!

Whatever, I'm going in.

What about the fish?

What about the fish?

You know those little

bastards that nip you

at your toes in the water?

What's the point of

having all that muscle

if you're afraid

of fish and water?

I'm not afraid of fish.

I just said I didn't like them.

Come on, what have

fish ever done to you?

Flying shark?

Flying shark!

I have to get out there.

I have to save those kids!

We'll get you

there right away.

We have a small plane that's

fueling up as we speak.

We can leave immediately.

Boss? There's

something you should see.

What is it?

Terror grips the town tonight

in what seems to be a

series of deadly attacks.

What the hell is this

about? We have to go.

Hold on.

A tourist from Quebec

reports that his wife

was killed today

at a local beach.

Killed by a shark.

Dammit!

Initially written

off as a false report

this story has taken flight

due to a second shark attack.

A woman reports

that her boyfriend

was also killed by a shark.

Two couples with a

very similar attack?

More on this story

at six o'clock.

Local beaches? Really, Janet?

I thought you said the shark

was contained to the lake?

There are some access

points that join the lake

to some outside bodies of water

but those points are

heavily secured by fences.

Rodney?

Checking now.

It appears that all access

points have been breached.

This is not good.

Yeah, I would say not.

This is a lakeside

community, Janet.

Now that shark has the

run of the whole town.

We really need

your help, Carly.

I'll do what I can, but you

have to get me up there first.

Five bottles

of beer on the boat

five bottles of

beer! Take one down

pass it around

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