Raiders Of The Lost Shark Page #4

Captain?

Four bottles of

beer on the boat!

-Captain!

-Four bottles of beer

on the boat, four

bottles of beer!

-Captain.

-Take one down

pass it around

Captain!

Three bottles of

beer on the boat!

Shut

up! Just stop singing!

It's my boat, it's my rules.

Now where was I?

You made me lose my place.

I'm going to have to

start all over again.

One thousand bottles

of beer on the boat

one thousand bottles of beer!

Take one down, pass it around!

What the hell was that?

I think we hit something!

There's nothing here to hit.

Let me take a look-see.

Be careful.

Don't worry your pretty

little head, missy.

Kimberly!

Hold on!

Kim, swim towards the boat!

No, don't! Swim

towards the shore!

There's something by the boat!

Hello? Professor

Reynolds, is that you?

Please help us!

Kim is gonna make it!

My god!

Professor! Professor,

you have to send help!

The shark just got

Kimberly! What do we do?

Stay together, don't

move. Get closer!

What's she saying?

Something about...

don't stay together.

My god, split up!

No, stay together!

No, stay together!

She said stay together!

Dammit!

Steven! Steven!

Swim! Get to shore

while its busy feeding.

Sit tight,

May. Help is coming.

Janet, we've run out of time.

We have to get there.

I told you, my people are

already filling up the plane.

Well, isn't

there a faster way?

If you think you can run

there any faster, be my guest.

Dammit, this is

history repeating itself.

Just like what

happened to my sister.

This is the life.

I know?

The water looks great?

Yep, the perfect day.

Such an amazing day for sure.

What the-? You freak!

I'm sorry,

I couldn't resist.

You were so out of it.

Well, I'm not out of it now.

What the heck is this stuff?

Sunblock.

Now you won't burn that forehead

of yours like you always do

You're nuts, you know that?

Quit complaining

and go wash it off.

Three years of

university paying off right now.

-Shut up.

-Whatever.

You know you could have

gotten some in my eye.

You know

you coulda got some in my eye.

Dammit Carly, I told you

I'd get something in my eye.

Stop being such a big baby.

Just dunk your head in the

water, it'll rinse right out.

Pass me my towel, would you?

I still can't see.

Fine, I'll get

it you big baby.

Alright, let's stop

horsing around.

We have some work to do.

Like I'm the one

horsing around.

Look I know, but let's

collect the sample we need.

Once we figure out if

there was any drilling

that was done here then

we can call it a job done.

Fine. Pass me a test tube.

Ta da!

Rita!

What?

Carly? Carly!

Let's get to the landing strip.

The plane will be

there when we arrive.

Let's go.

Sheriff, sheriff!

A shark.

You guessed it.

This story's pretty

weird though.

Weirder than shark

attacks on a lake?

A man and a woman

were walking on the waterfront

and the woman says the

man was eaten by a shark.

So what's so weird about that?

She was in the

water. He was on land!

Come again?

She said he was eaten

by a flying shark!

Flying shark? Well now

I've heard everything.

What should we do, sheriff?

Should we go close the beaches?

Round up a posse?

One thing at a time, deputy.

First things first,

help me find my pants.

Yes, sir.

Then we'll go

down to that island

and find out what

the hell's going on!

Penninsula.

Kim, Steven. The phone!

I have wifi here!

I have wifi here?

This is a really good phone.

Come on. Crap.

Come on May, you can do this.

Keep it together.

Just keep it together.

My gosh!

Hello? Hello?

The what?

Hello there.

I'm sorry, I didn't

mean to frighten you.

Who are you?

I'm Howell and

this is my island.

Your island?

But there's a shark here.

It killed my friends.

I know, that would be mine.

Yours?

Yeah, but don't worry.

It's genetically engineered

and slightly radioactive.

It's likely going

to be dead soon.

What are you even doing here?

Experiments.

You're experimenting

on sharks?

They are beautiful creatures

but I made them better.

No, they kill people.

No no, they are nature's

most perfect machine.

Perfect machine?

You bet they are.

They can smell one part per

million of blood in sea water.

They can hear their prey

from many kilometers away.

They can even detect the

electromagnetic field

that all living

creatures create.

Electromagnetic?

That's right.,

the shark has got

the greatest electrical

sensitivity of any animal.

They can find their

hidden prey by simply

detecting the electric

field that they produce.

I gotta get off this island.

It ain't gonna happen.

Is that blood on your hands?

I need your help.

What do you mean?

My masterpiece is ready.

No, you're crazy.

That's what Janet

said, I'm crazy.

And in a sane world it's

the crazy man who's king.

Behold, the next step in

the evolution of the shark!

This is horrible.

We need to call

the National Guard.

But this is Canada, we

don't have a National Guard.

What are we gonna do?

How many

victims do you need

to qualify as a crisis?

I don't know, three or four?

I think we're good.

I have to admit Janet,

that was a pretty nice plane.

I know, it cost me enough.

Did you hear that?

Yes.

Is that a flying shark?

My god!

My plane!

Professor Reynolds!

May! May.

I'm so glad to see you.

-Are you ok?

-Yeah.

Kim? Steven?

The shark, we fell

in the water and...

It's ok, I'll get

you off this island

and I'll make those

responsible pay.

We need to move.

Who's this?

May, meet Janet, the one

responsible for all of this.

You b*tch.

No May, it's not the time.

But Kim and Steven...

I hate to break this up...

Then don't. She

needs a moment.

We may not have one.

Sh*t, we need

to get out of here.

Janet, which way?

I don't know!

I own the island but I've

never been here before.

There was a creepy

guy back the way I came.

Then let's head that way.

But he did this.

Yeah, so he may know how

to get us off the island.

Let's go.

-May!

-Over here.

What happened? Where did it go?

I don't know.

Come on, let's go.

Janet? Janet!

I think she fell

down that hill.

Dammit Janet.

What do we do now?

We have to find that guy.

He'll know how to get

us off the island.

Ok, well he was back this way.

Okay.

Carly? May?

Hell, Janet.

Brad.

What are you doing here?

I own this island, remember?

No you don't,

you sold it to me.

Your check bounced.

Doesn't matter. I don't

work for you anymore.

Wait a minute.

You did it, didn't you?

You made the formula work.

Well that would

seem pretty clear.

Wait dammit!

I want you to come

back and work for me.

After what you did? No way.

I can change that.

Anything you want, I

can make it happen.

It doesn't matter.

I don't trust you.

I asked you for one

thing and one thing only

and you laughed at me. Me!

The most brilliant

scientist on your staff

and you humiliated me

in front of everyone.

Well, no more.

-What?

-We have to kill it.

It's happening all over again!

Ok, we'll kill it.

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