Raiders Of The Lost Shark Page #5

Where's my bag?

Watch the skies.

Why is there never a cop

around when you need one?

Shouldn't we be

doing something?

We are. We're

securing the beach.

-The sky.

-Right.

May, are you alright?

Yeah. You get the

number of that truck?

Well I see you didn't

damage your sense of humor.

Screw it, you're

my responsibility

and I'm going to get

you off this island.

I won't let what happened

to my sister happen to you.

Can you walk?

Help me up and I'll dance.

Yeah, forget what I said

about your sense of humor.

I thought it was funny.

Sorry ladies, but you're

not going anywhere.

There's my baby.

You can't do that!

Yeah, I think I

can. Right, Janet?

I knew it!

I knew this is what

you wanted all along.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Thank god, Janet.

Don't thank me yet.

You were right about one thing:

that fish needs to die

and you're just

the one to do it.

No, it's too dangerous.

We have to get off this island.

There's no boat.

Yeah there is.

I have one on the other

side of the island.

A really nice 30-foot

pleasure craft.

Radio, GPS, even a jacuzzi.

All the bells and whistles.

What?

Alright, let's go before

the shark comes back

while we still have a chance.

No. We're killing it.

You're killing it, so grab

your gear and go hunting.

Ok, don't hurt anyone.

You better not miss.

No, you can't do this.

It's a monster,

it has to be killed.

No!

She's right, the

fish has to die.

No, not my baby!

Hey, give it back!

Janet.

Brad. Why did I marry you?

Because I said yes.

May, how did you know?

Well, I saw him

fiddling with this

when we heard the shark come

and then I remembered

what he said

about shark's having an

electromagnetic sensitivity.

So I just figured,

maybe he was using this

to hide his

electromagnetic field.

May, that was brilliant!

I don't care what they say

about you, that was brilliant.

Thanks, I just... wait, what?

Let's go before

the shark comes back.

What do they say about me?

Professor, we can use

this to hide from the shark

while we look for Howell's boat.

We're not going, are we.

I hate to admit it

but Janet was right.

We need to kill this thing.

-But...

-No buts. Stay hidden.

Come on out, you flying fish!

You've had your dinner

now have your dessert.

Professor Reynolds?

May, no!

-It's coming.

-May, what have you done?

It won't come unless

it smells blood.

Professor?

It's been a blast.

Chief, I mean sheriff, look!

Well look at that.

Do you think that's

the flying shark

everyone's been talking about?

I reckon so.

Cool!

You did it!

We did it.

Now what?

We find Howell's boat

and we go home.

You know, you did really

good figuring out

that electromagnetic thing.

Thanks, you weren't so bad

with that action hero bit.

Thanks. Did you finish

your homework for Monday?

# Baby tryin to hurt

me when I'm down

# And baby you know my

heart's been kicked around

# Well too much of you

# Is what's been getting to me

# And I don't want

to hear you're sorry

# Well I can't stand it

# Frustration makes me blue

# But I'm so glad

I'm gettin rid of you

# I've taken all I

can take from you

# Baby you lied and

you took me for a ride

# Well I can't tell ya

how much that hurt inside

# Well if I can't take it

there's one thing I can do

# And I will start

by gettin rid of you

# I've taken all I

can take from you

# Chains been bringin

me all the way down

# You know there

ain't nothin I can do

# But if there's one thing

that makes me feel better

# It's to know that

I am rid of you

# I'm gettin rid of you

# It's all that I can do #

# I won't tell ya

all the things you do

# Cuz talk is cheap

and honey so are you

# Well I hope this

is really killing you

# Cuz I'm so glad

I'm gettin rid of you

# I've taken all I

can take from you

# Chains been bringin

me all the way down

# You know there

ain't nothin I can do

# But if there's one thing

that makes me feel better

# It's to know that

I am rid of you

# I'm gettin rid of you

# It's all that I can do

# I'm gettin rid of you

# It's all that I can do #

# Baby you said your

love could show me more

# Well I only know that

you bit right to the core

# Now I've got one more

thing to say to you

# And that's I'm so glad

I'm gettin rid of you

# I've taken all I

can take from you

# Chains been bringin

me all the way down

# You know there

ain't nothin I can do

# But if there's one thing

that makes me feel better

# It's to know that

I am rid of you

# I'm gettin rid of you

# It's all that I can do

# I'm gettin rid of you

# It's all that I can do

# Ooooh #

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