Rancho Deluxe Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1975
- 93 min
- 316 Views
But, we are willing
to negotiate...
on circuses,
sultan slavery,
Harems, or any kind
of free form fandango...
somebody might want
to invent for himself.
Well, we promised
Burt and curt a treat.
So you let them pick
and we'll cover it.
ICome on and pick.
We want 'em all.
Yep.
It's yours.
Our word's good.
Well now, that's gonna
spoil about $300.
No. We bought it, may.
Cec and I are men of our word.
Why don't you
get in there and, uh, raise it up to $350?
Who's gonna
answer the phone?
Do you want to wake these rustlers up?
IThey sure was generous.
They're good boys.
Hmm. No question.
Let's wake 'em. We'll buy 'em
some breakfast at Chico.
How do you feel about
the wages up there?
It's more the way of life
than it is the salary.
Come on.
Answer seriously.
Wages are lousy.
Three-Fifty a month,
room and board.
Mrs. Brown,
Asks the cook to make the food too spicy.
Why do you ask?
Are you rustlers looking
for some inside help?
It'd be fun to talk about, anyway.
I'm sure it would.
Just to help us stay awake.
Well, why don't we
all go for a swim?
My concern is whether we can turn that
semi 'round in the upper pasture.
You don't have to worry about that.
If it don't look good, Burt and me will take
a tractor up there and make a turnaround.
Now you know, don't you, that we're
gonna have to take the load...
a good ways east to get
away from grain inspection.
Yeah, I know.
And the split
is a simple four-Way.
Absolutely.
I think you've
got a deal then.
What about
the stock detective?
No problem.
I recommended
him to brown.
Is he honest?
As the day is long.
Poor bastard is so old he creaks
like the inner sanctum.
He still don't believe
he's got the job.
Can hardly get from room to room.
Hey, let's get dressed.
I got something
out in the truck I want to show you guys.
You boys, you left this
down at the locker plant.
If you're gonna have a sport coat made out of it,
why don't you have the brain removed first?
Where's the geezer?
He's coming. His niece
is helping him come down from the bunkhouse.
Jesus, Cora.
He doesn't even
look mobile.
Laura, what do you
do with yourself...
when you're not lending your
I help my mom.
What about when
you're not helping her?
Then I go to the senior citizens'
and help all the old folks.
Livingston? No, ma'am, in Choteau.
What else do you do?
I sew.
What do you sew?
I just like to make
nice things for nice folks.
You are a remarkable
girl, Laura.
All I want is
for folks to be happy.
Can it, Laura.
We're trying to eat. Holy Christ almighty.
Have, uh, you always been
a stock detective, Mr. Beige?
No.
What did you do before that?
I was a horse thief.
IThat's why I made
such a damn good stock detective.
You know, one time
I had 400 head of stolen horses...
in my corrals
up on 16-Mile river.
I'd put 'em on an electric train
there at ringling...
and Id transfer 'em over
to the northern pacific at Maudlow...
and ship 'em
into a four-State area...
inside of 48 hours.
Why, you know, I could ship
a stolen horse...
faster than you can move
an airmail letter.
IWhy, I was
the very best. Why'd you quit?
I got caught.
Sent me up
to the penitentiary at deer lodge.
IWhy, I spent three years breaking horses
for the prison ranch up yonder...
while everybody was having such
a fine time in world war ii.
When I realized that my thievery had
cost me the circus of the century,
Why, I decided to go straight,
work on the other side of the law.
Well, Mr. Beige,
we acclimate you to the b-Bar lazy-T.
This country around here is a little
steeper than what you're used to.
See that peak up there?
That's squaw mountain.
It go about 11,000.
Careful. Atta boy.
at the b-Bar lazy-T.
The last time I saw
him on his feet was four days ago.
That little simp, Laura, brings his
food to him three times a day.
Mr. Beige told me
that very often his mere presence...
puts an end to rustling.
Evidently his reputation
precedes him.
I don't know why, Cora.
I sort of feel
we've been had.
To me, the worst of it is the way
curt and Burt follow that Laura around.
You know, we're not getting
half the use out of them we once did.
Yeah. I'm afraid
our two chimps are in love.
They coming knuckling
out of the bunkhouse every morning,
Trying to beat each other
to Lauras side...
To help bring Mr. Beige's
breakfast to him.
Darling?
Are you ever sorry we got out
of the beauty parlor business?
IGee,
I miss Schenectady
sometimes.
Jack,
I just got to find out
where this bastard keeps his money.
Cecil, no! Jesus!
Cec- Jesus Christ!
My god.
Hi, boys.
Hello.
Hi.
Burt and me thought you ought to
know what bad planning feels like.
Thank you.
What does it feel like?
You made your point.
Boys, I got a question.
When we're fixing to skate off
with a semi-truckload of living veal,
What in the hell are you doing up
here penny-Anteing for one steer?
Sport. Sport.
Cecil and I
are sportsmen.
Let me tell you,
wise guy.
We have to go up and get
and bring him
to the kill.
'Cause I don't know
what you were shooting with,
But you for sure
could hear it up at the ranch.
I don't know what they shot
this steer with,
But it blowed a hole in him
you can throw a cat through.
It's got my curiosity up.
She's either been hit
by a bazooka or an express train.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, here she comes.
Well, Ill be doggoned.
If I wasn't so dad-Blamed old,
I wouldn't know what that was.
What is it, Mr. Beige?
It's a. 50 caliber bullet.
- What kind of gun?
You know, things is gettin'
downright romantic.
I don't know
what these boys got in mind.
But it's a good sign
they wanted us to get dressed up.
They're nice boys, all right, but I sure
don't need to get grossed out again.
This is a weird
mixture of...
yin and yang.
So many animal karmas
have bit the dust here.
Just eat, Mary.
Bite my ass, betty.
Girls-
Take your hand out of my crotch, jack!
Betty, the orchestra
heard you.
Betty's so smooth.
Let's go!
You may go, officer.
I have recovered my
Lincoln continental mark iv.
Come in, mother,
and have a look.
Come in, Mrs. Kramer.
Come in, aunt Bea and
uncle Ramsey,
And see the floozies
and the whore mongers.
Grandma and grandpa Hooper.
Don't hold back.
Come on in and see
what the world has come to.
Filth and evil...
is one subject
Im slow to tolerate.
That's two subjects.
Son, you are in
a dangerous country. I'd advise you-
I knew if I kept this
by my bed long enough,
Some motherfucking worm
would turn up in here.
That's what I call self-Fulfilling prophesy.
Now get down on your knees.
Fast!
Am I in a bad mood.
Okay, now fold your hands
in front of you...
and beg your daughters
for forgiveness.
Fast, or Im gonna blow you
to kingdom come.
Forgive me, girls.
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