Range 15 Page #5
The zombies are gaining speed.
They could overtake our
vehicles if we're not careful.
According to his Intel,
they're getting close.
- Wait, you have a
sat phone in your car?
- I got the 2018
Lebronze in there.
They give hand in
hand everything.
- F***.
- The colonel says
there's a helicopter pad
about 26 miles from here
that he wants us to get to
so we're not on the road.
Change of plans,
change of pants.
- Okay, so you want us
to follow behind you?
- Yes, but I'll be on foot.
Can you take the whiskey?
- What the f***?
- I need you to take
the whiskey, dick
and hold it with two hands.
Can you handle that
soldier of fortune.
- I've got the whiskey.
There's god,
then there's me.
God must be busy.
Lucky for, I don't
take Sundays off.
- Bro, that's gonna
be my next tattoo.
- I feel like I'm at the alter
and Jesus is packing.
- This is all so f***ing stupid.
Why doesn't one of
us man the 50 Cal
while you drive?
- For the same reason I
baptized myself as a baby.
No one guards Gene Vandenham
but Gene Vandenham.
Take the whiskey and be grateful
I am who I am.
- Bro, 26 miles is
an entire marathon.
- I know, I ran Boston last year
and won 46 full kits
setting a new world record.
Try and keep up.
- What the f*** ever, Gene.
- F***ing Gene Vandenham.
- F***ing got it.
- F***ing Gene Vandenham.
- You all still realize how
ridiculously stupid this is?
It has nothing to
do with necessity,
just his own glory, right?
- Sure man
but look at that guy.
He's a one man killing machine.
I bet he even nukes those
two toddlers over there.
- No Gene, don't kill
the zombie toddlers!
- Their mission
has been aborted!
- Seriously hope he
steps on a land mine,
like five of them.
- Go, go, go!
I'll cover you.
- Gene, you're coming with us!
- Negative, no room.
Freedom is calling
and I have to answer.
- There is literally an
empty seat designated
for you, Gene.
- No offense, but
there's an empty seat
the United States designated
for me.
Just remember,
when you turn back
and see only one set of
footprints in the sand.
It was then, that I carried you.
- Wheels up.
F*** that dude.
Good luck getting out
of this one, Gene,
you cock tart!
- I got it!
- That is what Gene
Vandenham does.
He is the only American hero.
God damn!
That place is probably
full of em by now.
- Number one, that's
where the scientists are
and we have the cure.
- What's number two?
- Pooping, pooping
is number two.
- It's like every time
I try and like you,
I just can't.
- There is no
number two, Grigsby.
If we don't achieve
number one, we die.
- Please refrain.
- You know how hard that is?
- Let him say it.
- Come on, dude.
- You're killing his spirit.
- I'm gonna kill his
f***ing microphone.
- I can't believe it.
We're actually gonna make it.
- You f*** bag,
you just jinxed us.
- What?
No I didn't.
- Yeah dude, you did.
- That could give us
five seconds, rain man.
- Hey you feeling
alright up there, man?
You sure you didn't get bit?
- Yeah I did, right
before you guys showed up.
I can feel it
growing inside of me.
This is my last mission.
I just have one request,
if any of you make it,
go find my girlfriend,
she lives in El Paso.
Tell her I love her.
- Let's be realistic,
she's probably dead.
- What?
- I mean, come on,
it's the end of the world
with a bunch of bad
asses barely making it.
A hot girl in El Paso?
She's zombie sh*t by now.
Wait, do zombies sh*t?
- Rocco, shut the f*** up!
- I'm just being honest.
- He's right.
She's dead and I'm bit.
There's nothing to live for.
Your names JT, right?
Will you hold this?
You're up.
- We literally just told him
we have the f***ing cure.
- We're gonna f***ing die!
- F*** me.
- I'll save us.
- You're not gonna
save us, fat boy,
you're probably gonna take
this whole plane down.
- I'm learning to fly
but I ain't got wings.
- We're all gonna die
because of your fat ass.
You fat, fat, fatty f***!
I can't even f***ing
believe how fat you are!
- Hey, I saved us.
- F***, f***
the f***ing whiskey.
- How many are left?
- Are you f***ing kidding me?
Two.
- Two, two f***ing bottles?
God damn it!
- Shut the f***,
can we get the cure
and keep f***ing moving?
I'd rather have us f***ing
carry it, you know?
- Bro, I got to take
a tactical sh*t dot come.
- Shut the f*** up and let's go.
- We got to get into
one of these neighborhoods.
- I want my mommy.
- Salutations, do
you guys like jazz?
- You truly cannot
really enjoy it
unless it's on vinyl.
- That's right.
- What the f***?
F*** this, next house.
- F*** this.
- Hey wait, wait.
You guys got any
supplies we can have?
- I got something that
will make your mustache
stand up.
Holy sh*t.
An anti gun family that
decided to off themselves
before they got infected.
- How does that 2nd
amendment taste now?
- Everybody hates
guns until you have
death with a hot curling iron.
Touche.
- Hey YouTube, this is
Chazz and Parker again
and on today's episode,
we're just ticked.
- Ticked, ticked.
You tell em, Chazz.
- I'm just gonna
unzip my zip here,
whip put my wee wee and
piss on these flags.
- There's gonna be 14
stripes when we're done.
- What the f*** is this?
- Oh hell no.
Back the f*** up.
- Baby killers.
- With great vengeance
- and furious anger.
- Hey, are you guys here
for the?
- After, we're gonna have an
organic Paleo kelp quiche.
- No, no, we're good bro.
- Okay, I'll eat all myself.
- I'm gonna keep working out.
- I'll never get fat.
- Hey man, you doing alright?
- Everyone's counting
on me for everything.
I'm not their leader.
I'm not a leader, I'm not
and to be completely
honest with you dude,
I don't think I can
do this sh*t anymore.
- I know the weight of the
world is on your shoulders
right now but it's
there for a reason.
Most people quit the
second things get hard.
You don't.
The annals of history
are written on the backs
of men like you.
Men, who when faced
with overwhelming odds,
when they reached
their breaking point,
looked into the bowels
of hell and smiled.
Men who answered the
bell for one more round.
You're one of those men.
We can do this, we
can rise up against
the impossible and
we can save the world
We need mat best.
Oh god damn it!
- Got you mother f***er.
- F***.
- Great west point speech, bro.
- F*** off.
- Did you just come
up with that sh*t
on the spot or what?
- It's what we do.
- Alright, bring it
in, sister to sister,
mother to daughter.
- You son of...
- You guys do some gay ass
sh*t for being in the military.
- It's Thursday isn't it?
- I f***ing hate you.
- It's a love
hate relationship, Nick.
- It's a hate hate relationship.
I f***ing hate you.
- There she is, boys.
- That's range 15?
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