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so it's still my cheat day.

- Yeah of course, sure.

- In a few moments,

the president

will speak live about

the military containment

of the mysterious

virus that has plagued

the United States and

neighboring countries

in north and south America

for the last three days.

It is believed that one

of them is responsible

for saving man kind.

- My fellow Americans, as

you are all painfully aware,

the last few days since

the crash of an aircraft

carrying an unknown virus,

have been full of sorrow,

heartache, and deep despair.

We lost nearly half of our

population in the outbreak

and that's a loss...

- Holy sh*t, Marcus you made it?

- Damn right.

I'm Marcus Luttrell,

f***ing live forever.

- Can't you seals just let

us have one f***ing movie?

- Absolutely not.

- I hate to single

out individuals

but there is one

man who's courage,

who's actions, who's

tenacity stood head

and shoulders above all others.

This is a man who truly

understands the concept

of country before self.

- It's f***ing you man.

- It's f***ing us.

- He saved our way of life,

he saved America.

Ladies and gentleman,

sergeant major Gene Vandenham.

- I want to you know, you're

still 2nd best in my eyes.

I'm proud of the man you

might become one day.

- You know when I saw

that video of Gene

taken from one of

our space satellites,

I just knew that we would

have to give him yet another

medal of honor.

Well done, Gene.

What marvelous images, in the

midst of a zombie apocalypse,

Gene get's this

incredible video.

He took the crew and the

camera and shot it himself.

- Also, there's a

promotional video

that's gonna be out

of me killing zombies,

in about 13 days

it's gonna be $69.99,

that's eight easy installments.

- Lots of people

wonder what they would

do if the world is ending.

Our story might not be normal

but I learned some

important life lessons.

Tim Kennedy's abs

are to die for.

That was pun for

you, the audience.

Also, JT will never get laid

and killing zombies was

actually pretty easy.

Thanks global war on terror.

And most importantly, love

is the most powerful emotion

and Rocco, well he found

love in a hopeless place.

- God damn, mat.

Wake the f*** up.

Your phone's been ringing

all f***ing morning.

- What?

Oh my god.

- What the f*** was that?

- You would think

saving the f***ing world

would let you keep your job

but I'm fired, again.

- If you want, I can

always get you a job

as a janitor at the all

girls college I work at.

- Why didn't we

think of that before?

- Consider it done.

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