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Anyone will give that

reaction on seeing Mr. Modi.

Sir, if you are a

mouse then he is a cat.

If you are a cat, he is a dog.

If you are a dog, he is a fox.

If you are a fox then he is a lion.

If you are lion then

he is an elephant.

If you are an elephant

then he is a dinosaur.

Dinosaur of business, sir.

For your own good,

come on time for dinner.

Otherwise you are a donkey, sir.

Who is going anywhere?

I am here till night.

Yes.

- Yes.

Let's go.

What happened, uncle?

He met me with so much affection.

He gave me a hug as well.

But I couldn't recognize him.

Is it an illness or my imagination?

Both.

- Both?

One personality is ill.

It is the imagination of

the other personality.

The first and the

second personality clashed..

..with each other and

resulted in the third personality.

Spilt personality.

The fourth personality

will be suicidal personality.

You will feel like

committing suicide, uncle.

You are right.

- No.

I feel like committing suicide.

- No.

Yes.

- Don't do it, uncle. - Why?

You won't remember that you

have committed suicide, uncle.

So what should I do?

Uncle, now you have

only one option left.

What? - Believe that your personality

with imagination is right.

You know him.

He is K.K. Modi.

- You recognize him.

I'll have to.

Otherwise, I'll commit suicide..

..and I won't even

remember it. So what's the use?

He is K.K. Modi.

Mr. Modi, we are not

as rich as you are.

But we are well respected

in the city.

Great.

- Yes, sir. They are decent people.

Really? - They have a lot of

cars and are cultured as well.

So brother, tell us, how

much loan do you want?

No, sister-in-law, I am..

Balli, tell them.

- What should I say?

Uncle, with your permission

can I tell them? - Yes, please.

Mr. Modi, he is his brother-in-law.

Yuvraj.

He has studied till the

Raise two more fingers.

Yes, the 8th grade.

He has studied till

the 8th grade. So?

He wants to marry your daughter.

- What?

Brother Ballu, you have

brought such an alliance?

Have you seen their faces?

They look as if they have

just come out of a jungle.

Right. Will their daughter

marry into this illiterate family?

The Modis.

They don't have any

sense of that. Fashion.

Nor do they know how to that.

- Talk.

To talk. They look like that. That..

Ape-men.

- Ape-men.

If you weren't my friend

I would have done that.

Shot.

- Shot you.

Let's go..

- Sumitra. - Sumitra.

Let's go.

- Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go.

- Okay.

You ruined their mood.

- Shut up. Shut up.

You..

I'll blow your head

with you, you scoundrel.

You fool, he isn't a scoundrel,

you are.

Do you know who are you messing with?

You can only make

scrabbled-eggs from an egg.

Mr. Modi can turn

scrabbled-eggs back to an egg.

You have spoilt the whole game.

But it's okay. Uncle is here.

He will think of something.

What will I think of?.

I am totally confused.

Will you tell us

what this is all about?

Why have you made us

all wear sunglasses?

Excuse me for my language, grandpa.

But what do these

Modis think of themselves?

They have kept three

conditions for the wedding.

I told them that I won't be

able to look into your eyes..

..after telling you those conditions.

And you won't be able to look at

each other after hearing them.

He said, ''Here, make them

wear these sunglasses..''

''..and tell them the conditions.''

Tell us. Tell us, what

their conditions are.

Basically the Modis have made..

..the tent of Chaudhary's

lives stand on three sticks.

Condition No. 1.

They don't like the way you dress.

What are you doing?

They say that you look like

a C-Grade movie's villain.

How dare they!

This.. This is what uncle said.

How dare they!

- Yes. Yes.

The Chaudharys will never change..

..their dressing sense for

their 500 crores. - Yes.

- Crores.

Okay. Okay. We will

wear up-to-date suits.

Yes.

- Yes. Yes.

What is their second condition?

Their family is a joint family like

in the movie 'Hum Aapke Hain Kyon'.

They all live together.

So is our family like in the

movie 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham'?

We stay separately?

They have never seen you

out on a lunch or a picnic..

..with your daughters and

daughters-in-law. - Enough.

They are womenfolk.

This tradition has

been going on since ages.

This is what uncle said as well.

- What?

That the Chaudharys will never change

their tradition for 500 crores.

Yes.

- 500 crores.

Fine. Fine. Listen. Listen.

Henceforth, we'll all be together.

Tell me the third condition.

If I tell you the third condition

then.. your pants will tear.

Pants?

- I am saying this. I am saying this.

He had said something else.

Tell me the condition.

You'll have to cut it.

- What?

You'll have to cut your ponytail.

- No.

Even uncle yelled and said no.

- Yes. Yes.

But what can we do? They hold

the trump card of 500 crores.

Cut them, Amar.

You can always grow them back.

But you don't often get

a harvest worth 500 crores.

Great.

Now you are looking that and that.

Bold and beautiful.

- Bold and the beautiful.

So tell us, brother.

What have you decided?

What have I.. What do you say, Ballu?

Should I do that? Yes?

- Do it.

Now that you have found a diamond..

..better set it in the ring.

- Yes. - Yes.

Fine, then I'll call my

daughter and younger that tomorrow.

Brother.

- Brother.

Okay. - Do you have relatives or

brothers or something like that?

No.

He has an elder brother..

Name?

- Suraj Chaudhary.

In spite of having an elder brother..

..you have come alone

to fix the alliance?

Where is he?

How can he come here?

We don't get along.

A house where brothers don't that..

- Get along.

Get long. Will their

daughter go there? - The Modis.

The Modis.

What he means is that

their timings don't match.

He is sometimes out

and he is sometimes in.

These two brothers

love each other a lot.

Like.. Lord Rama and Laxman.

- Okay. Okay. Okay.

So call them tonight. Match the..

Timings.

- Timing. Yes.

Consider it to be our that..

- Condition. - Yes.

Hit him. Hit him.

Don't hit my uncle.

What was the need to say..

- Sister-in-law, please, help.

That I have an elder brother?

I said it because you have one.

You could have said that he is dead.

You are strange. How could say that?

Till date you haven't

been able to kill him.

So uncle, how will you kill him?

But we are dead now.

That old man will never listen to us.

Hey, when God gave uncle a

head over his shoulders..

..he didn't give it for decoration.

He will think. He

will think of something.

He will bring your

brother by his ears.

Shut up.

Suraj Chaudhary will behead

me even if I talk about it.

And if he doesn't come

here then I'll behead you.

What?

Hey, let us go in. Move aside.

Side. Side. Side.

- Who are you?

Keep distance. Horn please.

May the face of the one with

ill-intentions in his heart go black!

Seize the whole place.

Take everyone's mobiles.

Disconnect their phone.

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