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Synopsis: In Thailand, Prem is the heir to his family's business empire. His father wants him to get married. But Prem is enjoying bachelorhood, until a case of mixed-up identities leads him to runaway bride Sanjanna. Sanjanna is an orphan and her greedy feuding uncles want to get their hands on her inheritance. Returning to India, Prem and his family concoct a grand scheme to win hearts and take home the bride...
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
Production: Eros International
  5 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
43%
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
145 min
$910,446
Website
883 Views


''You can keep your

head on my shoulders.''

''By the time the

wretch November comes..''

''..you would've already

surrendered your heart.''

''Things will get

confirmed on 12th December.''

''With the

confirmation from our hearts.''

''There will be no car or mare.''

''I'll bring the

wedding procession on foot.''

''In 12 months I'll express my

love to you in 12 different ways.''

''Now I think I won't

be able to survive..''

''..even for 12 minutes without you.''

Prem hasn't come as yet, dear.

Don't worry, aunt.

He will surely come.

Why don't you go and

pay your respects..

..as you have come to the temple,

Junior Chaudhary?

Tell me.

I prayed for a week before my exams.

He failed me.

- Then why have you come here?

I'm my grandpa's junior spy.

Whenever any female in the

family goes out of the house..

..I keep an eye on them.

Whether they are going

and meeting our enemies.

Aunt.

Go.

My child.

Bless you.

- That's enough.

Bless you.

Sister.

Someone stop them.

You are crying?

They are bound to cry.

These sisters-in-law love each

other more than their own sister.

In spite of living in the same

city we have met after ages.

Our men our fighting and

we women are suffering.

I wonder when this will end.

Like I have united the aunts I

will unite the uncles as well.

If I don't turn this family into

a 'Hum Aapke Hain Kyon' family..

..then don't call me Prem.

Thank you.

Okay, so you are

befriending our enemies..

..in the pretext of

praying and worshiping?

Son, she isn't an enemy.

She is your grandaunt.

Amar, my child.

- Don't touch me, you old woman.

Scoundrel, if you say a word more..

..I'll feed you kerosene and light

a match in front of your mouth.

Get out of here.

Forgive him, sister.

His grandfather has

made him just like him.

I wonder when he will mend his ways.

Why are you laughing?

He will change, but I'm laughing..

..thinking of the way

in which he will change.

Junior Chaudhary, the park is closed.

It's closed for others, not me.

Go and tell the manager,

Amar Chaudhary is here.

The park will remain open.

Okay, sir.

- Okay, sir.

Come here, you animal.

Salute me.

The park should be closed now.

We have to go home.

You are refusing Amar Chaudhary?

Come here.

How dare you!

I won't spare you.

Go.

Who.. Who are you?

Badman.

Badman?

- Yes.

I'm here to turn a bad boy

like you into a good boy.

You.. One kick and from

Badman you will become a dead man.

Kick me. Kick me. Kick me.

Really? Here you go.

Darn him.

I am sorry, bad-man.

Spare me.

Forgive me.

Okay. From today,

you'll be a good boy.

Yes, I will.

You won't bunk school.

- Okay.

You won't trouble your teachers.

You'll always respect your elders.

And you will cut your

ponytail as well. - Yes. No, no.

This is not possible. It is

the identity of my family.

Shut up.

The kid has tired me.

First try to talk things out.

If they don't

understand then kick them.

Great, Balli. Great.

Your nephew is one in a million.

Amar Chaudhary.

Why do you have bandana on your head?

It's the latest fashion, grandpa.

Okay. Okay. Fashion.

Come here, my tiger.

And hit on this jackal's head.

Bless me, uncle Balli.

What are you doing?

Respecting my elders, grandfather.

This is what Badman has taught us.

Who Badman?

- He is our new teacher, grandpa.

Teacher?

Grandpa, his new teacher is Prem.

Dear, now I feel he'll also bring

my two scoundrels back on track.

Hello

Uncle, uncle Suraj is once again

trying to get me married to Veer.

What?

- Yes.

But I want to marry your son, Yuvraj.

Yuvraj?

- Please, uncle. Please, do something.

Please, guickly get me out of here.

Someone is coming.

Come on, get the cars out.

Load your guns.

Let there be bloodshed?

We will have to bring Sanjana

at any cost by this evening.

What are you doing, Chaudhary..

Sir. Uncle, tell them.

What you are doing is wrong.

You are going to kill

your brother for 200 crores?

Whereas someone worth 500

crores is in uncle's pocket.

Who are you talking about?

Uncle, I'm talking about K.K Modi.

Yes. K.K. Modi from America.

Tell them how much he is worth.

He is worth 5000-7000 crores.

And hear this. You

know who has been given..

..the responsibility of

getting his daughter Naina married?

Uncle.

Uncle, you couldn't

see this gem of a person?

Whereas Naina

desires a gem of a person.

They are such lovely people.

They are romantic. They are

going to kill their brothers.

Uncle, if I wouldn't

have thought of this..

..then there would've

been a bloodshed today.

Why don't you think?

No, the idea was on

the way in my mind..

..but because of traffic..

Get this straight, Balli.

If we don't get this alliance

then consider yourself death.

Get out of here.

I took K.K. Modi's

name just like that.

You added his daughter to the story.

You added the

responsibility of her marriage.

You added all the spices.

Sir, you told me all this..

after having a few drinks.

I told you about

people who don't exist?

They exist, sir.

Listen.

- Yes?

Some K.K. Modi has called

five times since morning.

He told me to remind

you that he is coming..

..to India on Friday to

discuss his daughter's wedding.

And yes, he has asked

to book some resort.

Don't forget.

How is this possible?

Sir, this means you

either have MP or UP.

Madhya Pradesh and Uttar Pradesh?

MP means memory power.

- Okay.

Sir, in this illness the

battery of memory conks off.

Or UP that is unbelievable power.

Unbelievable power.

- Yes, sir.

In this the characters you

think about come in real life.

I don't believe this.

That's why it is

called unbelievable power.

Now you have to decide whether..

..it's your effective

thinking or defective disease.

Meanwhile, sir, you have

thrown me out of the house.

Bye.

Taxi!

- No, Prem.

I said that as I was worried. Please.

Okay.

- Don't leave me in such confusion.

Okay, sir.

Tell me what I should do next.

There is no option or resort to this.

Yes, the last resort is

that you book a resort.

Okay.

They have come?

Limo.

Ballu. Ballu.

Uncle, go and welcome Modi.

What a pleasant surprise.

Come here. Come here.

Give your friend a hug.

You have become fit.

I think it is the result of

sister-in-law Shakuntala's that.

Love.

- Her love.

How is sister-in-law Sakku?

I hope you didn't have any

that on the way. What is it..

No, no. One has to take some

that for one's child. Some..

Trouble.

- Yes, trouble.

Let's go.

Mr. Modi.

- Mr. Modi.

Stop. Is this a way

to ask for donations?

Mr. Modi, he is Mr. Chaudhary.

Avery famous L in the city.

- Landlord? - Landlord. - Landlord.

Mr. Modi, welcome, welcome, welcome.

Welcome.

Uncle Modi.

Aunt Modi.

Balli works for us.

Okay, Balli knows you.

That means he is our that..

Guest.

- Guest. Guest.

Call him tonight for..

- Drinks?

Dinner. Dinner. And that as well.

Let's go.

Why are you staring at

them with your mouth open?

Have you seen them

for the first time?

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Ikram Akhtar

Ikram Akhtar (born 20 April 1970) is an Indian film writer working in Bollywood. He started his Bollywood career as an Assistant Writer working for Anees Bazmee. more…

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