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written that if I salute..

..anyone younger than me today..

..then he will get

thrashed all day long.

But still if you want..

- No, no. Let it be.

But I have read his horoscope.

Balli. Come on. - Let it be,

today. My nephew is with me. So..

Balli.

Yes.

Now my hands feel warmer.

The apple of my eye.

My brave boy.

- Wild hippo, Amar Chaudhary.

Write 'Welcome' on your face.

You will look like a rotten doormat.

Anyway, your ponytail

looks like a dead dog's tail.

Look at your grandpa.

It suits him so well.

Take this. Stupid. Go to school.

Yes, grandpa. This is the first

time mother has said the right thing.

The girls in my class tease me.

They said it looks like theirs.

With your permission

can I chop it off?.

Amar Chaudhary, you can have

your neck cut but not your ponytail.

This is a warning, not advice.

We are samurais. This is

the identity of our family.

Your I.D. proof.

It is a voter's card,

pan card. Your blood group.

A proof that you are his

grandson and he is your grandpa.

Where did this

boring old man come from?

Great grandpa.

I saw you.

Today my day will go well.

Concentrate on your studies.

Kids of your age have gone places.

People of your age as well..

..have gone places.

''Happy days are over.''

''Now I'm surrounded with sadness.''

What is this, Mr. Lehri?

What are you doing?

I'm having black coffee

with Obama in the White House.

Can't you see?

I hit the brakes to give you a lift.

Now my shirt has turned into a mop.

All this happened

because of me, right?

I'm feeling very guilty.

I love you too.

Now it is my duty to

get you out of here.

I also want to leave.

Because if my children grow

up they won't recognize me.

And my wife is so nave

that the poor thing..

..might once again

run away with someone.

No such thing will happen

because I have a mind-blowing idea.

This is the boy with

whom Sanjana ran away, sir.

He doesn't look like

he is from our city.

I'll find him even if he

is hiding underground.

Are you telling the truth?

Sir, if I am lying he

should die immediately.

No, I take his oath

and say that henceforth..

..that that boy was

not him but someone else.

Sir.

- What happened?

Sir, someone has come to meet you.

Balli, you got the land cleared

for Amar for his liguor factory?

I just got the land cleared for him.

But for you along with

the land I also got..

..the license for the

liguor factory cleared.

Lehri, go. You are free to go.

Mr. Chaudhary, I am

leaving but before leaving..

..I would like to give you a warning.

Sir, this boy is very smart.

Only I know how he traps people.

You won't be

able to anything to him..

..even if he comes

and stands before you.

You do one thing.

You keep cleaning cars

here till Sanjana's marriage.

Sir, what are you saying?

Sir, this is a crime. It's a sin.

Mr. Chaudhary, you cannot do this.

Mr. Chaudhary can do anything.

He is Justice Chaudhary.

He provides justice to good people.

And he clears out the bad people.

Pick him and throw him out.

Balli, who is this boy?

He is a con. C-O-N. Con.

He joined hands with

that girl and fooled me.

Which animal have I left out?

- You dog, clean the car.

Mr. Chaudhary, isn't the boy useful?

Once I start working, there

will be no income and no tax.

No income tax.

But Balli, how is this possible?

This boy will work

for Amar as well as us.

He has a habit..

..of doing two things together.

You know K.K. Modi in America?

He used to also handle his

younger brother S.K. Modi's account.

But what if he turns out to be bad?

Then you can behead my uncle.

Behead me?

- Saw? He agrees to it.

The thumb impression

on the file. Take it.

Just a minute.

Uncle, I was casually

checking your accounts.

There are a lot of discrepancies.

What?

- There must be a slight difference.

- 21.. Balli.

There is a difference of Rs.21.

Rs.21, dear?

It's hardly a difference.

Just a minute, uncle.

You are his assistant, right?

- Yes, ma'am.

Come on, show me the accounts.

Uncle, I'll go and check

the accounts properly.

Yes, yes. Okay, dear.

Hey..

Persuade her.

- Consider it done.

Balli, you saw how my

niece's education is benefiting me?

Prem, this is not the right

situation to take advantage.

Really? Then promise me

that you will meet me tonight.

And you will let me take

all the advantages. - Prem.

You..

You okay?

- Yes. I was justjoking.

Balli, why do you look

as if you've seen a ghost?

Our future daughter-in-law

is checking everything, right?

Yes. In detail. Come

with me. Come with me.

Let them work.

Saw that? My future

wife is no ordinary girl.

Yes, I just came to know.

She has taken after

me deceased sister.

So, your sister was also like her?

Then the entire family..

What happened?

He is getting scared.

- He fears he might get caught.

Sanjana..

Sanjana is not my daughter.

She is more than

a daughter to me, Prem.

Her happiness means everything to me.

But.. But you don't know her uncles.

They..

- I know.

They are rogues from

the Neanderthal times.

Orthodox.

I am a modern age dog. Latest.

When we will fight,

I will eat them up.

''I am a dog and she is my partner.''

''I tell the truth, when she came..''

''..there came a season

to eat everyone up.''

Stop it.

Look, aunt, everything will be fine.

I promise.

What were you doing inside?

All that cuddling and all?

Uncle, she fell over me.

Girls from affluent families.. Hello.

Girls from affluent families

are like that. Try to understand.

Whether she falls on

you or you fall on her..

..our necks will get

cut and fall down.

Uncle, you only

asked me to persuade her.

I got persuaded.

You would've got exposed..

..if she would've opened

the accounts.

This is the first time I have

let a girl touch me and you..

No, no. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

You are my disciple.

Come on, get in. Get in.

Let's go.

Let's go.

''In 12 months I'll express my

love to you in 12 different ways.''

''Now I think I won't

be able to survive..''

''..even for 12 minutes without you.''

''When the winter

season starts in January.''

''We will switch on

the heater of love.''

''In a blanket as small as February..''

''..we will play hide and seek.''

''March will be a romantic month.''

''We'll do something we

have never done before.''

''What if we aren't

able to meet in April?''

''What will happen? Find a solution.''

''I'll get an internet connection

so that I can chat with you.''

''When the summer

season starts in May..''

''..we will party at the poolside.''

''We will take a long

vacation in June.''

''We will go to a hill station.''

''When starts raining in July..''

''..I'll yearn to embrace you.''

''We will have a lot of fun in August.''

''We will make some arrangements.''

''I'll take you to London.

I'll give you a tour of Paris.''

''I'll take you on a world tour.''

''I feel that I'll be coming

often to your house in September.''

''We'll see the sunsets

together in October.''

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