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He lied to me. That

girl is not this but that.

What..

- Not Sanjana, Pooja.

Pooja. Yes. Yes.

What you are thinking

of doing is not so easy.

They are dangerous.

- Yes.

They are dons.

I would've said the same

had I been in your place.

But.. what would've you

done had you been in my place?

Why don't you make him understand?

What should I tell him?

All I know is that

Sanjana is a very nice girl.

And right now,

she must be in trouble.

She must be in big trouble.

That's true, sister-in-law.

But there is no

solution to this problem.

I have such a solution that I'll

make the lives of both the dons, hell.

They have a common CA,

who has done BA.

And his name.. What was his name?

Sounds like bully.

- Idli (a south Indian snack)?

Mulli (Raddish)?

Pulley.

- Talli (drunk)?

No, close. Close.

Khuli (open)? Khali?

Khali.

Balli.

Balidaan Bhardwaj.

Sakku, how many

times will you call me?

I feel that you call me even

when you dial a wrong number.

What do I do?

You have left the

house with so much cash.

I'm feeling scared.

This isn't the first time

I'm out with so much cash.

I do transactions worth millions,

day and night.

All 500 and 1000 denomination bills..

..across the world

knows Balidaan Bhardwaj.

Then?

- That's fine.

But what if a thief

stabs you and robs you?

Sakku, are you concerned about me..

..or are you trying to kill me?

Hang up, Sakku.

I want two demands drafts made.

One of30 lakhs and

the other of20 lakhs.

Take this.

My bag?

My bag! Where did my bag go?

Where is my bag? There

was 50 lakhs in the bag.

Where did the bag go?

My bag. My bag got stolen.

Have you seen a thief here?

- No.

You blind man, you

didn't see the thief?.

You didn't even see such a big bag?

I didn't see it.

I'm not the owner of it.

You.. Have you seen your face?

It's so black that

if shown on National Television..

..it will ward off evil

from the entire country.

Sakku, what you said came true.

Sakku.

What happened?

Amar Chaudhary and Suraj

Chaudhary's 50 lakhs got stolen.

What?

Don't do this. Pack the bags.

It's time to leave the city. Come on.

- Yes.

They are here. Tell

them I am not here.

I'll go and hide myself.

Mr. Bhardwaj. Mr. Bhardwaj.

He has not only left this

house but this world as well.

A trunk ran over him.

- Oh, no.

He got crushed.

Do you have anyone to look

after you in this cruel world?

No.

By the way, I had

brought this bag for him.

What will I do of this

briefcase when he is no more?

Don't worry. I'll take

care of both his belongings.

Okay? Let's meet

after his final rites.

Bring it here.

Where are you going?

You are alive, sir?

- Yes, I'm alive.

It's her hobby. She kills

her husband over everything.

Start wearing a

wedding chain from tomorrow.

People get mistaken.

She is mine.

And.. this bag is also mine.

There are only 50

lakhs in it, right, sir?

Yes. Yes. Yes. There

are only 50 lakhs..

Just a minute.

How did you come to know

that there are 50 lakhs in it?

Just be looking at the

bundle of the notes..

..I can predict how

many notes it contains.

How? - I learnt this art

from my master. Mr. B. B., sir.

Bishan Singh Bedi?

- No, sir.

Then?

Balibhrambhat.

- No, no, sir.

Bichun Bhutia. Goal.

No way, sir. The one who

has written this book.

Mr. Balidaan Bhardwaj.

Be careful, sir.

I've written a book?

When did I write this book?

Such a fat book?

You?

- Yes.

Look at this. The Balidaan

in front of Bhardwaj is me.

That's me.

This is a sign of a genius.

You wrote a book and

you don't even remember.

Sir, this book is a

missile and you are an example..

..for a newcomer like me.

I have come to this city

to be your assistant, sir.

I see. - I want to learn the

ropes of this job with you.

I don't want any money either.

- Then my job is done.

I mean your job is done.

- Thank you, sir.

I have only two clients.

Amar Chaudhary and Suraj Chaudhary.

Sir, they are mafias.

One is a mongoose.

And the other one is a snake.

If they get together

then they are killer sharks.

But both of them are illiterates.

How many times during

a year do you think..

..people like Chaudhary

must be paying their taxes?

Sir, they must not even be

paying the taxi fare. Sir..

I make them pay tax every month.

Every month?

Again and again.

- Again and again.

- 12 times.

Yes.

What do I do? It is

dirty but it is my business.

It is your business.

This is the only way to

teach a lesson to those goons.

Sir, your name is Balidaan but you

are making your clients sacrifice.

Now that you have joined me..

..everyone will be sacrificed..

with Prem (love).

Come with us. Come with us.

- Why are you hitting me?

Come with us. Come with us.

- Why are you hitting me?

Hit him.

Stop. Stop. Don't hit me.

Stop. Stop. I am your teacher,

Amar Chaudhary.

Teacher? You are a cheater,

you scoundrel.

You give me a zero in the exams.

You gave the wrong answer.

What was the guestion?

Who is the president of India?

- Mrs. Prathiba Patil.

You had said that

it was Abdul Kallam.

The president got changed.

It is my fault that

the president got changed?

What do I have to do with when

and where Alexander fought Porus?

Do I have to go there

and dig their graves?

Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.

Well done. You are

doing well, Amar Chaudhary.

Saw that? That's why

I named him after me.

Amar Chaudhary.

Hey, Amar Chaudhary!

You stinky insect of a dirty sewer?

Mother, you go inside.

- Stop barking, you dog.

And let him go. Otherwise I'll

poison your food and feed you.

Got it?

Hey, go. Take him

back with dignity. Go.

Yes.

- Go.

Let's go, sir.

Grandpa, you are being

abused under his pretext.

No, no. It's not so.

You are like a father

to my daughter-in-law.

You are God.

A born leech.

- What?

He is. This Amar Chaudhary.

It's time for school.

Don't you have to go?

Father, should I get

something for you?

Yes, daughter-in-law.

Get some tea for me.

Okay.

- Without sugar.

And without poison.

Have some sweets, Mr. Chaudhary.

I got the land for your

liguor factory cleared.

And it hardly cost you anything.

Only 50 lakhs.

Balli.

- Yes.

Don't you know you cannot

bring strangers in here?

Who is he?

- He's my nephew.

Nephew? - Yes, look. We

look similar, don't we?

You mean when I am of your

age I will look like you?

Forget about the face, Mr. Chaudhary.

Talk about brains.

He is from America.

He will show your income so less..

..that you won't need to pay tax.

- Really?

You know the billionaire

in America? K.K. Modi.

He used to handle his account.

K. K. Modi?

- K. K. Modi?

Forget it. Forget K. K. Modi.

Now that you are here

you work for Mr. Chaudhary.

Handle his account.

Hire you nephew.

- Nephew!

Grandpa, it sounds

like your business. Ganja.

Balli.

- Yes?

You didn't teach your

nephew how to salute?

Salute me.

What to get thrashed?

What did you say? - No. I saw

my horoscope in the morning.

Yes. - In it it's

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