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She is wishful-serpent.

I will never let

her wish come true.

Sir, Pooja's on the line.

Pooja?

- Pooja?

It's for Pooja. Give it to me.

Hello. Hi. How are you?

I'm standing at the airport

since the last two hours..

..and you are asking how are you?

I'm not okay, understand?

My friend. The one

who is getting married.

She is very angry.

Anyway, look, I am waiting

at the airport, come on.

And he didn't come to pick me up.

- Didn't get the time.

I have come here from

America and he didn't get the time?

If you don't believe me

then talk to Prem's dad.

I?

- Dad, she is calling all of you.

Tell her that you all are not free.

- Yes.

Look, we cannot come.

We don't have that.

Tell her that we don't have a car.

- No, we have a car.

The thing that moves like this.

Pendulum.

- We don't have a pendulum.

Excuse me?

- Time.

No, we don't have time. Sorry.

Heard that? Now do you believe me?

If you don't have time

then even I am not stupid..

..to waste my time

for you over here.

I'm going to attend

my friend's wedding.

And I'll go to Guru's

ashram after 8-10 days.

If you finally have the

time and you wish to meet me..

..then you can come there.

Understand?

Okay. That's a great idea. Bye.

Come, Pooja, I'll take

you to the guestroom.

Aunt, am I a guest that

I'll stay in the guest room?

I'll stay in Prem's room.

In Prem's room?

- Before this?

Before marriage?

Until we get married, Prem

will stay in the guestroom.

Yes.

Don't worry about him.

He can also sleep on a table.

Look, he is sleeping.

Ma'am, if you want to stay

then stay in the guestroom..

..otherwise, I'll make you

disappear in such a way..

..that even Google.com

won't be able to find you.

Prem.

- Daddy, my room..

Uncle, cool down.

Now I am here. I'll handle it.

Now look here, my future husband.

For now, I have just

snatched your room.

After that I'll snatch your

sleep and peace of mind as well.

I'll make you empty. Empty.

You..

- No abusing.

Come, aunt. Show me my room.

Go. Go. Show it to her.

- I'll be right back.

Brother, she will set him straight.

Isn't she very delicate?

- She is a lizard. A lizard.

I don't know where that girl is.

I'm telling the truth.

You lost her.

My men couldn't find her.

Where did she go?

She doesn't know anyone in the city.

And no one knows her.

Where can she go?

Where can she go? Where? Where?

Hit him.

I want her at any cost

before Suraj Chaudhary to her.

Someone stop me.

She is one piece from head to toe.

How do I cut her into pieces?

Prem, control your mind.

I'll control my mind but..

This girl with a face that

looks a mix of banana and mango..

If you scream this Rampuri dagger

will take to straight to Lord Rama.

You are taking

advantage of the situation.

Situation? Advantage? Again?

She will yak and force someone..

..to think about it even

if he isn't in the mood.

But what will you gain

by killing me?

The CEO of fools, I won't

benefit from it, you will.

I'll double your value.

- What?

How much is a live chicken worth?

- Rs.100.

And how much is a

Tandoori chicken worth? - 200.

So doesn't that double

the value after death?

You will snatch my peace of mind?

You will snatch my room?

If you don't leave

by tomorrow morning..

..then I swear by Baba Ramdev..

..I will kill you.

What happened?

- What happened, dear?

What happened?

- What happened?

What happened?

She must have had a nightmare.

She must have screamed.

A lot can happen in a nightmare.

Like..

Yes, a sneeze.

I was dreaming?

- Look, she is agreeing.

Come on, go back to sleep.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

- She was dreaming.

Let us know if you need anything.

- Let's go.

Okay, goodnight.

- Goodnight.

Never underestimate

three things in life.

Shucks..

Me, me and me.

Now you only bloody decide whether..

..you have to come to

this house in a palanguin..

..or you want to leave

this house.. as a dead person.

''Oh, Lord of the whole universe.''

''Mighty Lord of

the whole universe.''

''All Thy devotees' agonies..''

''All Thy devotees' sorrows..''

''Instantly Thou banish.''

''Oh, Lord of the whole universe.''

Great.

I feel I am going to

have a great day in office.

After all my day began

with such a nice prayer.

You have been named aptly.

We are feeling as if we

are in Hardiwar. - Yes.

We have got such a

nice daughter-in-law.

Dear, you are so cultured

and you have such good values..

..in spite of living in America.

Bush taught Obama

and Obama taught her.

So who is her mother is in America?

Obama?

Listen..

To celebrate Pooja arrival we

will distribute that in the office.

That..

- Tennis ball?

No, not that.

- Paperweight.

'Ladoo' (Indian sweet).

Right, brother?

Yes. 'Ladoos'. We will distribute

'Ladoo'. We will distribute 'Ladoos'.

Yes, they are round as well.

The world is also round. Should

we distribute that? - No, no, no.

What kind of people there

are in the world, uncle.

Of different types.

They neither pray in the

morning nor go to work.

Yes. - True, dear. There

are such people as well.

What times have come!

There's a demon

staying in a God's house.

I'll have to use my demonic mind.

Uncle.

- What happened?

What happened?

What happened?

- Nothing. It's a small injury.

Should I seek revenge? Here you go.

Mother Earth. Bad mummy.

Bad mummy, Mother Earth.

- Sorry, uncle.

He was trying to make me

fall but you fell instead.

But why was he

trying to make you fall?

Anger. I said a few true

things and he got angry.

He got irritated.

Why get irritated with it?

She is telling the truth.

He is always either on

his bike or his skates.

Otherwise he keeps building

his body in the spare time.

Why are you ruining

my healthy body?

Everyone is saying

something or the other..

..don't you have to say something?

God sent him here to

increase the burden on earth.

You are telling the

truth for the first time.

We have been given a life..

..only so that he can disgrace us.

Absolutely right.

- He is a big disgrace.

You have a great

sense of honour, uncle.

Even a Satan will look

like a God in front of him.

Great.

- Wonderful.

He is.. - I think I'll have to

tell aunt about your affair, uncle.

I'm not saying it from my heart.

Don't take it to your heart.

My hand broke.

- Be careful. Be careful. Be careful.

Take me to a hospital. - We'll have

to do something about her.

She's digging a grave for you.

What happened?

- I cannot move it.

I'll handle her.

Because uncle, once

she is gone, life is fun.

Great, Pooja. Great.

- Enough.

It is delicious. - Fantastic.

- She cooks so well. - Yes.

Outstanding. Outstanding.

Yes.

- And she sings so well. - Yes.

And she is also changing our

spoilt brat for good. - Yes.

Look, he is here.

Son, your name is Prem (love)

and not 'Hatred'. Right? - Really?

Hey, listen. Hello.

- Sit.

Madam, go. Go to the airport.

Come on.

Why? - Your father has

sent a parcel for you.

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