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From USA. - Yes, so why

are you giving me the news?

You should have collected it for me.

He is useless.

You sing so well. You cook so well.

What would have happened if

you had studied a little as well?

The officer there won't give the

parcel to me without your signature.

You only will have to go there.

How will the poor girl go to

airport alone? You go with her, Prem.

Am I her driver, chauffer or servant?

Brother.

- Prem, you go with her.

Daddy, you are very that.

- I am very boring.

But still, you will go. Go, dear. Go.

Yes, but dad didn't

inform me over the phone.

Oh, fax.

- What?

He has sent a fax, you dirty mind.

Why are you wasting

time talking, Prem?

The parcel will go back.

Come on, leave. Go.

Please go, son.

- Let's go.

Let's go.

Be careful. I think

he's up to something.

I have a mobile. I'll

call if anything happens.

Only if he will let you call.

'I could've easily spent

'..if he wouldn't

have been born here.'

'She has made my family

crazy about her in two days.'

'I would be dead if she

would stay for 12 days.'

'He cannot stop taking advantage.'

'We take advantage of those

we would gain something from.'

'I am just trying to get rid of her.'

'Airport is on the left and

he is taking a right turn.'

'Is he planning to take

me to the jungle and..'

'No, madam. If I do any such thing..'

'..then I'll get

stuck with you forever.'

'Then I will have to marry you.'

'Then why is he

taking me to a jungle?'

'Will he leave me

amidst wild animals?'

'I would have if I wasn't so

concerned about the poor animals.'

'I think I'll have to

show her a few lions.'

How can you even

think of such a thing?

What are you doing?

Where are the keys?

- I threw it.

The steering wheel got locked.

Why did you throw it?

Are you a woman or what?

I'm a woman.

- If you are a woman..

..then you should have kept

the keys here, like a woman.

Keys are not kept there.

Keys are kept around the waist.

To hell with your 26'' waist.

I can see a six and a

half foot grave there.

Move the steering wheel.

No, steering wheel has failed.

The steering wheel has failed.

Your mind has failed.

But the brakes didn't fail, right?

- No, they didn't.

Prem.

- She's gone. - Prem.

Prem.

Prem.

Prem.

Where are you?

- I am here. Down here.

She was hanging me,

now God has hanged her.

Are you dead or alive?

I'm still alive, but

I can die anytime.

Help me.

- Okay. Take this.

Take my hand.

Give me your hand. Give me

your hand. Give me your hand.

Come closer first.

No, I am thinking that it's better..

..if one person dies rather than two.

Coward. Dastard. Pansy. Chicken.

Should I come there to help

you so that you can help me?

Let me ask help for myself first.

Hurry up.

- Help me, God.

Give me your leg.

- You are already hanging.

How else should I hang you?

I mean give me your leg.

Leg? Man and woman look good in pair.

But to touch something

with ones' leg is a grave sin.

You are hanging on the

branch with both your hands.

How will you save me?

Ma'am, each hand of mine has

Depending on age and size.

By the way, I can

save you with one hand.

Then Useless, use that hand.

Hold my waist and pull me.

No, no, no. Not the waist.

Then you will say

that I took advantage.

What?

- By the way your waist is..

Let my waist go to hell.

Hold whatever you want.

Do whatever you want.

But please save me.

In that case, come to me,

my suitcase.

Look madam, you are taking

advantage of my disadvantage. - What?

If you come any closer,

then I swear..

..I'll let go of both

the hands and embrace you.

And both of us will be dead.

Please save me. Let's go.

What are you doing?

Just hanging around.

Don't worry.

You women are amazing.

You cannot stick on to

anything other than your age.

Sometimes you say

take the advantage..

..sometimes you say don't take

advantage. What nonsense is this?

All your yakking is

making me go crazy.

It was the demand of the situation.

I wasn't wrong to touch you now.

I was wrong to touch you earlier.

If this is not wrong

then why is that wrong?

And if that is wrong

then why isn't this wrong?

Actually, you are wrong.

It is wrong to sit

here and talk to you.

It's of no use. I'll lie down.

Obviously it's of no use.

I'm sitting and you are lying down.

It would've benefited if either, both

of us were sitting or lying down.

Look, don't say double

meaning things to me.

This is a limit to illiteracy.

Where is a double meaning in it?

Look, don't turn and sleep like this.

I feel something inside.

By the way, the jean fits well..

..on your waist.

My ill-fate I wish he wasn't a man.

And you weren't a woman.

Sanjana Singh.

Pooja has horns.

Prem!

'Prem. Prem. Prem.'

Isn't it a great place?

You call out once and it

echoes back a number of times.

You have brought me

here to hear this?

Oh, no. This is nothing.

Now I'll shout your name and

see what name echoes back.

Should I?

Sanjana!

'Sanjana. Sanjana. Sanjana.'

Hear it.

'Sanjana. Sanjana. Sanjana.'

I'm saying Pooja and it is

echoing back as Sanjana.

Isn't it a strange place?

Look, the valley is so deep.

Prem. - Only echoes come

back from here, not people.

Tell me the truth. Who are you?

Otherwise, I'll let go of you.

I'll tell you the truth.

Pull be back first.

Come on, start your story.

You already know my real name.

Sanjana Singh.

Actually, I had come

from America to get married.

But the guy I was

going to get married to..

..turned out to be

a famous don's son.

I ran away from the wedding

but they snatched my passport.

It takes at least 10-12

days to make a new passport.

I needed a place to hide as well.

Then I saw you at the airport.

You had come to pick up

Pooja and no one knew Pooja.

So I thought..

You know the rest.

- I know the rest.

What did you do with the real Pooja?

I hope you didn't murder her.

No. She has gone to attend her

friend's wedding, in Phuket.

She will go to

Guru's ashram from there.

Guru. Guru. Guru.

He is a..

Let's go.

Prem.

Hey, move aside.

''My heart broke.''

''My heart broke.''

''My heart went crazy.''

I think you want me..

..to give you a lift.

You are very handsome and dashing..

..brother.

- Brother?

This car won't go anywhere.

It has broken-down.

Why? What happened, darling?

Darling? - The car will run.

It will get repaired.

I'm a mechanic. It's my job. Hope in.

Yes. - But you didn't ask

me where you should drop me.

I haven't caught you

as yet, to drop you.

First let me introduce myself.

I'm Mr. Lehri.

I'm sure you know Bhappi Lehri.

There is no connection between us.

Yes, there is a connection.

He likes gold and I like to sleep.

Hello. Why are you whistling?

You've already won over me.

Are you from Pataya?

Who is he? Is he your boyfriend?

No, he is a distant friend.

- A distant friend?

Just like a distant relative.

Okay. Then I have no problem..

..because I am shortsighted.

So shall we leave, Mr. Weak?

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