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Hello.

I keep a person like

you as my driver.

Really? - Yes.

- Then give me the keys. Come on.

The key is in its place.

I got a driver.

Come on, darling. Come behind.

Come on. Come on. Watch your feet.

You aren't in the mood

to come behind?

Not a problem.

We'll talk from here.

Great. It's such a young

and beautiful weather.

When I look at you

I remember a romantic phrase.

Tell me.

Mingle in jungle.

I, too, remember

a phrase when I see you.

A.K. Hangal in the jungle.

You know liguor and

beauty have a deep connection?

I'm often intoxicated and

the evening passes away.

There will be a day when the

evening will be intoxicated..

..and you will pass away.

Hello. I'm not here to get insulted.

Where do you usually

go to get insulted?

Where will I go?

I stay at home. I'm married.

You give a lift to a single

girl even when you are married?

Who doesn't?

I only give, you take

it as well, forcefully.

Watch out!

What is he doing up there?

Plucking fruits.

He plucked a lot of fruits.

Oh no!

- What have you done?

I didn't do it. You did it.

Hard work paid off, didn't it?

You were driving very passionately.

Whose car is this?

- This is my car.

It's not a car. It

is my wife. I love it.

If your wife has an

affair with someone..

..then who will work hard on her?

Her lover, who else?

Who will enjoy it?

- My wife, who else?

Who will get punished?

- Me, who else?

So just imagine.

She is your wife.

Who was working hard on her?

- You.

Who was enjoying it?

- She was.

Who will get punished?

Me, who else?

Because it was my car.

Don't cry, my son. Be strong.

The Lord works in

mysterious ways, my son.

Have this fruit.

You are a Father?

Father. Father, I had bad

thoughts about her.

Father, I'm a sinner.

I've committed a grave sin, Father.

I am a sinner.

Hey! Stop the car. There's the girl.

What have I done!

- Prem, let's go. They are his men.

Come.

- Come on. Come on. Fast.

Or she'll escape.

- I want to confess.

Where is that girl?

- Which girl?

The one who was standing

here with you. Your sister.

She.. Sister? I think she

ran away with brother-in-law.

Listen, have you seen our boss?

Who is your boss?

- Tall, board, huge man.

Okay, this..

What are you asking?

I'm selling these fruits here.

The fruits of hard work.

These fruits are very tasty.

Just taste them.

No. I didn't. My car hit him.

Get him.

- My car hit him.

Mr. Chaudhary, your

son has gone into coma..

..because of excess blood loss.

I don't know when he

will regain consciousness.

Quickly resuscitate him, Doctor..

..otherwise, I will

sent you into coma.

Send me as well, sir.

To my home, sir.

Look, sir, it was my car but

your son was hit by that boy.

I don't even now how to drive a car.

I swear on him.

Let him go.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you. So sweet. Yes.

Sir, I am leaving

but before leaving..

..I would like to give

you a small warning.

Sir, that boy is very smart.

He is fast, in driving cars

and using his brain as well.

If he will come before you

he will do such actions that..

..you will forget to give reactions.

Has anyone seen that boy?

Has anyone seen that boy?

I've only seen him

from the left side.

And I've only seen him

from the right side.

Sir, what is this left and right.

I've seen him from centre.

Will you be able to recognize him?

You are talking about recognizing?

Actually, I was born

when I was small.

My mother was a woman.

And the person who

murdered my father..

..underwent plastic surgery thrice.

Yet I recognized him.

Because he used to come to

our shop to buy the plastic.

From now onwards, this

plastic will always be with us.

Take him away.

- No. This is wrong.

Shut up.

- This is wrong.

Find that boy and Sanjana.

Wherever they are hiding find them.

What? - What kind of

childishness is this, Pooja?

Is this a way to behave?

Does anyone hold and

push anyone like this?

How was that?

- What did you do?

Like this.. Like this.. What

did you do? - What did I do?

You held her like this

and pushed her like this.

The push she got had that.

The push she got had minimal effect?

- Yes. Yes.

Okay. Okay. Take your position.

- From there.

Welcome. Welcome. Come, come,

one by one. - Come on. Come on.

Talk to your darling nephew.

- Yes.

From the time they have

returned from the jungle..

..there is a lot of

fun happening around.

''It is fun. It is fun. It is fun.''

''It is fun. It is fun. It is fun.''

Excuse me. Just friends.

- Play the wedding tune.

Just friends.

Prem!

Prem, your method was wrong

but your intentions were good.

Now I have no complaints against you.

- Mr. Pathak.

No. No. No.

My Khushi is so happy with

Raju that I forgot all my sorrows.

Great. Great. Great.

- That's great.

You know I'm going to London.

Raju sent the tickets.

- Of economic class?

Yes.

- Yes.

How do you know that?

- Because I gave Raju the idea.

I told him not to buy first class

tickets as you are such a miser..

..that you will be happy

even with economic class ticket.

What happened?

- It got wet. - What?

What is this, Daddy? You

always say double meaning things.

There is no double meaning in it.

The thing which we talk. With which..

Mobile. Mobile. Mobile.

- Mobile?

My purse.

- My money.

My purse.

Your underwear.

Let's get out of this.

Today, I got that and after

a long time that happened.

You got wet and fell in love?

No, I caught cold.

Today, the Sunday

truly feels like a Sunday.

A Sunday will always be a Sunday.

- Yes.

We never go in the swimming pool

together even if we want to, right?

Really.

- Thank you, Pooja. - You're welcome.

Welcome. Thank you. I am Ready.

But there is a No Entry here.

Someone stop me.

Sir.

Ajunior priest has

come from Guru's place.

He is here?

- Yes.

Make him comfortable..

- Yes.

The junior priest is here.

I'll go meet him and welcome him.

My wallet.. From the drawer..

That one. Yes. And the wallet..

Priest, why are you here?

I mean what brings you here?

I'll tell that later, but

Guru is very angry with you.

Why? - Why didn't you go to

pick up Pooja from the airport?

I had gone there..

..but I got a little late.

She left to attend the wedding.

Yes, she will be going to the

ashram directly from the wedding.

Be there on time to pick her up.

- As you say.

Where is everyone else?

- They are with Pooja..

But Pooja is.. - Not this one,

the Pooja which was sent last month.

We sent a dog last month..

- Don't call her a dog.

The family members

have named her Pooja.

They have named her Pooja? A dog..

- Again you are calling her a dog.

Doggie, dog, puppy, pup, Raju, Tommy.

Nothing. Call her Pooja.

Otherwise with a broom..

They are so madly in love with

her that nowadays we eat dog food..

Dog.. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Pooja's food.

Pedigree and White Kennel.

So what should I call her? Pooja?

Don't call her that if you

want to lose your loincloth..

..and your honour.

Hello, Priest.

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