Recep Ivedik 2 Page #13

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so of course I brought her.

Come here my dear,

let me introduce you to my grandmother.

Come my beautiful, my love.

- I hope wou get well soon, grandma.

- Ay, what is this, what an ugly girl!

Is this the best you could find, my son?

Oh well, she might be a bit ugly, but what could I do?

It's love...

and love can land on a piece of sh*t and still affect the heart.

- But this one is even worse than sh*t!

- Bruv, I'm starting to take this seriously...

- Don't call me 'bruv bruv' in front of grandma.

Otherwise I'll punch you so hard you'll

fly into intensive care.

Isn't that so my love?

Oh my darling.

My son, I want you to do one last thing.

This is my last wish.

Tell me grandma, I'm always ready

to do whatever you ask of me.

- You know that mahogany chest, my son?

- Yes, I know it.

- You know that mahogany chest...

- Yeah, the mahogany chest.

My God, the poor woman has passed on!

Grandma! Grandma...

Ah, she came back.

- There's a mahogany chest, my boy...

- Yes, the mahogany chest, I got it.

- That mahogany chest, my little Recep...

- I know, I know, tell me the rest of it!

- That mahogany chest, my little Recep...

- I know, I know, tell me the rest of it!

Lord Almighty! She keeps saying mahogany chest and

goes to the other world without managing to finish!

Lord Almighty! She keeps saying mahogany chest and

goes to the other world without managing to finish!

Grandma! Grandma!

Look, she's back again, she's alive.

- The mahogany chest...

- Look, I swear I'll stop the serum now...

...tell me quickly what's in that mahogany

chest.

Ah my little Recep,

you know, the mahogany chest...

I got it Grandma,

there's a mahogany chest!

Finish your sentence

for the love of God!

I hope it goes up your anus!

You see, she insulted me.

She made her last joke,

she's attached the mahogany chest to my ass and left for the hereafter.

By God! Stop staring,

quickly, go get the doctors!

Doctor! Doctor!

Isn't there a doctor around??

Come on doctor,

see if you can save her!

Are you going to

save my grandma doctor?

Are you going to

save my grandma doctor?

What a bastard.

He must have crushed the poor woman.

God.

Hey, does it smell of feet?

No.

Ah, my dear grandma...

She was always sitting on this sofa...

She was always playing PlayStation here.

You know, she was always looking out for me.

She was always playing PlayStation here.

You know, she was always looking out for me.

She always desired me to be successful.

The poor woman, she didn't

have a single tooth left in her mouth...

... she used to speak

'bob, bob, bob'...

just like a chicken, sitting here.

Look, she made me write down a list

of the things she wanted me to do.

I found the job.

And I got the respectability.

But now I have no need to

make a family.

In truth, my grandma

was my only family.

Don't talk like an idiot, Recep,

are we not family?

- Who are we? What is your surname?

- Ivedik.

- And what's mine?

- Ivedik.

We are the Ivediks.

No one can hold us back.

We'll manage the company

together.

I'm always at your side.

End of story...

Don't bullshit Hakan. I don't

want to hold you behind.

No, my dear Recep,

nothing will happen to us, don't worry.

Yeah bro. It's exactly like he said.

I'm with you too.

Easy, easy.

Eat slowly!

Eat slowly, you animal, you'll die!

Don't put it there, move it!

Putting the dish on the mahogany chest!

Putting the dish on my grandmother's

mahogany chest!

- Sorry.

- Shameless dog!

You curly-haired wannabe clown!

- My condolences.

- Thank you, thanks for your support.

Thank you. Thank you.

That's a very nice scarf.

My condolences.

Thank you. Thank you.

Same to you. Oy, what's your height?

- Thanks. Say hello to brother Mehmet from me.

Say hi to your son.

My condolences.

Thank you. Amen, amen.

Thank you my dear aunt.

My condolences.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you all.

Is that a noise? Oh right, were you here?

Sorry, didn't see you there.

Thank you my dear. Thank you.

Oh God, my God.

- Thank you, dear friend.

- If you're ever in need, please give me a call.

I'll call you. Don't worry.

- My dear Recep.

- My dear Hakan.

Go on holiday and get your head back to normal.

- You can come back to company whenever you want.

- Fine, thanks.

See you later.

My God!

This is a house of mourning!

My God!

This is a house of mourning!

This is a house of death!

All they did was sit here...

and eat the sweet dish,

and then f***ed off like a herd of buffaloes.

Just leave me alone,

leave me by myself.

I'm suffering!

Oh my Lord.

What the hell is this?

Look at that,

she did it to me again.

My poor dear.

God Almighty.

What gave you the idea to take a photo like this?

I don't understand it.

Where on earth did you get this taken?

Who took this photo? I don't get it.

She must have forced

the women in the neighbourhood...

...to take the photo.

Surely, nothing else

could have come out of this chest.

When I asked what was in it...

...you always answered, you'll see when I die.

What was in it?

You'll see when I die.

You've done it again.

You've made me laugh again.

I'm going to miss you a lot.

You left me so many tasks...

And now you've left without seeing them accomplished.

My poor, dear grandmother!

It makes me laugh every time I look at it.

What the hell are you doing?

The girl is a savage.

Bro, why are you trying to get with a girl

you don't know?

She's an Indian beauty...

I know what you're thinking...

- Thanks.

- Piss off.

Next.

Wait a moment.

Peace be with you.

What are you moving out of the way for?

Good evening ladies and gentle...

Good evening ladies and gentle...

A grandfather with a white beard:

come here my child, come here...

Don't laugh, don't laugh.

Sorry, I was feeling a bit uncomfortable, it was too high...

Come on say it.

Fill in the blanks, come on!

Well done. Very good.

Oy, get this pipe out the way.

Lift me up, lift me up man.

Where'd it go?

I won't go if

I'm not invited.

Come on, let's go.

I'm coming too, right?

- Let's go.

- I told you I'm not invited!

I'll take a sh*t right in

your mouth.

You neither bring me a bonsai,

nor a golden coltsfoot...

- Ah yes.

- I swear I'll...

We're playing for money, right?

Yeah, for money.

Makes no difference. Oh my God!.

God... the sofa.

I always said that you were a bear.

What a bear!

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