Recep Ivedik 4 Page #11

- What game is that?

- Tomorrow's grand challenge.

See those boxes up there...

They're full of sawdust.

We'll stand under them and hold

them shut for as long as possible.

Well, what's this for then?

I want you to fill the first

box with it.

We'll make sure Taylan gets that box.

And the fun begins.

How can you get Taylan there?

- I'll arrange it.

Go to the one on the far left

by the bushes. OK?

Fill the one on the far left.

- The first one.

- Right, the first one.

I'm here, OK?

I'll be the look-out.

If I hear anything, I'll run off.

I'll run away without a word.

Kudo. Oome here.

You put that in front of me.

Put it on the other end so

it doesn't block my view.

OK.

Quick, take these 5 things over there.

Take these, quick.

- Right, that's good.

- Great. Set them down.

OK, go and get ready and tell me...

...when the contestants arrive.

What's wrong, brother?

You filled the no. 1 box, right?

You're sure of that.

Right, the first one.

The one closest to the bushes?

We agree on that?

Yes, the one on the far left.

OK, go to your place.

You're my little tiger.

Hello, friends.

- Hello.

We've got a thrilling

competition today.

We've got the excitement of

both an elimination...

...and a challenge today.

The person who loses the first

challenge will be leaving The Island.

Then what will the remaining

contestants do?

They will be competing

for the grand prize...

...and the winner will go

home with the prize, my friends.

Irfan, can I say something?

- Yes, Recep? Go on.

Irfantino, I want to thank you.

As the number one contestant...

...I'll be competing at the no. 1 spot.

- Yes?

To show goodwill and friendship...

...I'd like Taylan to take the

no. 1 spot and I'll compete as no. 2.

Why do that?

You take it.

Why should I?

You take no. 1, you idiot.

Has something hit you on the head?

Look, I'm saying this for your

own good, if you want to.

Well, I really have to say

that staying here...

...on the island together

has done you good.

You've surprised me.

Arrange things as you like.

- Go on then.

- Thanks.

They say something will fall

on our heads...

You'll soon get a better

idea of what they're saying.

- What do you mean?

- I have no idea.

If you're ready and holding

the shutters tight, let's begin.

Everyone's using two hands.

I'm the only one using one.

- Why?

- What's it to you?

Think you can tell me qhat to do?

I'll do what I want, Irfan.

5 contestants are holding their

shutter closed.

Nobody's showing signs of strain.

But as the minutes pass it will

get more difficult.

That kid on the end is about

to let go.

- Oenk?

- Yes, Oenk.

Oenk! Are going to tank?

I got a cramp in my leg.

- Oramps are terrible.

You might have a stroke.

Just let go.

Oenk let go!

Oenk is out.

- Halil?

- Yes?

- What are you doing?

- Don't make me talk.

- Halil?

- Yes?

Never mind. I won't say it.

Forget it.

Brother.

- Oh no.

- Halil Ibrahim let go.

Three contestants remain.

For the prize.

- Eda.

- Yes?

Do you shave your armpits with a

razor or a machine? They're so smooth.

Irfan. Recep's spoiling

my concentration.

Please, don't get personal during

the competition.

Personal? I said armpit.

Did I say crotch?

What's personal about her pits.

Everyone can see them.

She's on her way out. Your beauty

is enough for you. Let go.

Leave gracefully.

Eda let go.

- There are 2 contestants left.

- Yes.

Taylan, it's just you and me.

I'm fine. I could stay here for

another two hours.

Let's see who's made of what.

- I'm fine and dandy.

Let me know when we stop in Afyon.

Hours have passed.

Look, Irfan. I've developed

five of my appendages.

- What are they?

- Two arms, two legs. And my...

- Hey, quiet.

- Head, my head.

Your mind is always below

the belt. My head.

A chocolate fountain awaits you.

Are you finding it tough?

I can't take. I can't believe

this guy can beat me.

Let go, let go.

- Oh no!

- And Taylan let go!

Oh no! Sawdust came out.

Halil, you said you filled that?

- I swear it, I did.

Damn you, Halil.

You messed up bad.

- I swear I filled that one.

- I asked you.

Did you say the first one,

or the second.

- OK, Recep, you can let go.

- Irfan, I won, didn't I?

- Yes.

- OK, you can all go.

You already won, let go.

I'm not letting go. Don't wait for me.

Go off. I'm going for the record.

You already broke the record.

Don't make me talk.

I'm running out of strength.

- Just let go.

- Irfan Bey, he better not.

- Let's intervene.

- I can't take it, Irfan. I'm shaking.

- Just let go.

- God! I can't hold it anymore.

- Just let go.

- God help me.

What's this?

Damn it!

I'm covered with the island's sh*t.

What kind of champion is this?

Thanks a lot.

I showered in sh*t cause of you.

I took a sh*t shower.

Rich people's sh*t is different.

You can get the stain out

but not the smell.

I swear I put it in the right place.

Like sh*t you did. If you had,

it would have spilled out on Taylan.

- And not on my head.

- I swear on my mom and dad.

Don't mix them up in this.

What are you doing here?

- Washing laundry. Oan't you see?

Recep, I've got some dirty socks and

underwear. Oould you give them a scrub?

Very funny. Take her and scram.

Get out of here.

I'll pierce you right in the heel.

- Maniac!

- Beat it!

Set this up.

Set this up.

Even water rests,

but never the enemy.

Set it up further along.

Set that up there.

Welcome to the grand finale

of The Island.

Thank you.

The moment we're all been waiting for

...

...has finally arrived.

One of the four contestants you

see here today will be...

...The Island champion this year

and walk away with 500,000.

As you see, all the contestants

eliminated so far are here...

...to cheer you on.

I'd like to thank you all.

Thank you, friends.

Let's begin the first challenge

of the final day.

We begin with Recep and Taylan.

- What are you looking at?

- What is it?

- Mind your business.

- Shut up.

Now you see it, now you don't.

Nobody gets past me.

Bang bang! 2-0.

And Recep wins 3 out of 3.

I give from the right,

and from the left.

And one right up the middle.

It's 1-1.

And Halil Ibrahim won.

And 3-2. Recep went from 2-0

to 3-2 to win.

It'll be a pleasure to watch

the ladies compete.

- Shut up.

- Get lost. Button it.

The women are competing.

And 3-0. Taylan gets another

point with no losses.

Taylan caught it.

Winning 3-0, Taylan gets

another point.

Eda caught it! Eda's up 2-0.

Not like this, Irfan.

I can't concentrate.

I can't put forward my best game.

- Why?

- Because of those boobies.

When the baton pops up

they're right in front of my eyes.

- Put on a T-shirt

- Keep your eyes to yourself.

I'd have come topless, Irfan.

I'd have come naked if I'd known.

If I do this I won't see them.

- Doesn't he have to lower his hand?

- You turned out to be a bad egg, Eda.

And Recep caught it!

Eda says farewell to The Island.

We're clapping for Eda, friends.

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