Recep Ivedik 4 Page #4

Goodbye, Recep.

Go and return like water.

What are you doing, Mualla?

Just look at this car.

I thought it was clean.

I didn't realize.

What do you mean, Mualla?

You splashed dirty water on the car.

Halit pees and craps in that bucket.

And you splash it on the car.

How am I supposed to wash

the car at the last minute?

The car's covered in filth.

How could you.

May God watch over you.

Whoa!

Welcome to The Island.

Thank you.

As you know, there are 2 teams

on 2 different islands...

...wearing 2 different colors.

You'll remember that last season...

...we determined who would

be in which team...

...before anyone came to the island.

But this season the teams...

...will be decided by drawing lots

held in just a moment.

We've had a great selection process.

Let me congratulate you all.

You'll make your own luck.

- The drawing lots are a good idea.

- Thank you, Recep.

Who would like to be team leader?

I would.

I would, Irfan. I'm right here.

The first team leader is Taylan.

- And for the second time...

- Hey, I'm right over here.

Recep. Since you insist...

...we won't disappoint you on

day one. Everyone give him a hand.

Welcome.

I'll hand you a bandana...

...that signifies your team colors.

Now if you're all ready...

We're ready.

- OK.

Taylan, you'll draw first.

Simge.

Simge in on the blue team, with Taylan.

Nice draw. A perfect first draw.

He got a real cutie. I hope

I do the same.

By the grace of God.

- Aslihan.

- That's me.

Recep's adding Aslihan to his team.

This isn't very nice.

This isn't good at all.

Why? You drew Aslihan.

- She'll eat a lot.

- Take a look at yourself.

- She'll be eating nonstop.

We'll go over budget. Oonditions

are bad enough on the island.

And we'll have to fill her up.

That's impossible.

I'll toss this back and draw again.

You can't do that.

Taylan is next. Right, Taylan.

- Burak.

- Burak joins Taylan's team.

He grabbed the good-Iooking guy.

See that?

The kid's like a hyena.

He's two for two.

He's two for two.

He's doing great.

You're drawing next, Recep.

Pray for me.

Halil Ibo.

Halil Ibrahim joins Recep's team

This won't do at all.

First I draw a cow,

then I draw a midget.

Taylan, you're up. Go on.

- Oenk.

- Oenk joins Taylan's team.

He nabbed a guy again.

There's nobody left.

No guys are left.

How could I be so unlucky.

What kind of luck is this?

Two for two.

How could things go so wrong?

God help me in my third draw.

God help me.

Let me mix it up good.

If I can just get that girl.

- It's luck of the draw.

- I drew you.

- Necati.

- Necati joins Recep's team.

Look at the way he walks and runs.

Knock-kneed,

like he sh*t in his pants.

So far I've drawn a midget,

a fatty and a geriatric.

How am I supposed to compete

with this? He'll kick the bucket.

It's shameful to talk like that

in front of Necati.

The sun will be beating down on him,

over 100 degrees.

He'll turn beet red and keel over.

We'll have to find a burial spot.

Are we here to compete or

to stage a funeral?

Oontinue please, Taylan.

- Melis.

- Melis is on Taylan's team.

He got another bombastic girl.

- It's your turn to draw.

The name in the ball all comes

down to luck.

It might be luck, but I

keep missing, Irfan.

It's an Infantino

or an Irfan.

You're making me miss, Irfan.

How could I be?

I think the balls vibrate. That's

What I think, Irfantino.

Your names are even alike,

Irfan - Irfantino.

There's cheating going on

with these balls.

So, pick another ball.

Will he get the teammate he wants?

I'm taking one straight out this time.

No mixing.

I've got my eye on that girl.

- Gaye.

- That's me.

Gaye is on Recep's team. Recep

gets another female teammate.

- That's not a female.

- What?

That's no girl, it's a boy.

Are you sick or what?

Oan't you see I'm a girl.

Look buddy, I got no

problem with you.

Don't horn in everything.

It's a guy. A guy named Gaye,

but a guy.

- Have you checked?

- What do you mean?

- Have you had a look?

- A look at what?

She's got bollocks.

- What?

- Bollocks.

- What's that?

I can't tell you right now.

We're on the air.

Let's continue. Taylan, there are

hardly any balls left.

We're down to the last four.

Let's see who Taylan adds to his team.

- Deniz.

- Deniz is on Taylan's team.

Irfan, just give us her.

You can have this one.

All I ask is for her.

And take this away.

Make herjoin us.

- You're one down right now.

Pick another ball, Recep.

I'm going get that girl.

I've got my eye on her.

If I get her, we'll have four guys

and two girls on the team.

Damn you, Serkan.

Serkan joins Recep's team.

- I won't go along with this.

This last blow really hurt

I won't accept it.

I'm drawing again.

I can't compete like this.

It's not possible.

Look at that team,

and look at this one.

If they're human, what are they?

It's a team straight out of

Noah's ark.

This is like the Darica Zoo.

They're God's blessings,

and they're God's wrath.

This won't do. You made up

this lottery thing.

Damn whoever came up with

the idea of lottery.

OK, we're down to the last two balls

and the last two players.

Taylan, you'll be choosing

your final teammate.

Let's see...

I'll pick the other one.

- Eda!

- Eda is on Taylan's team.

I knew it,

I just knew it!

I saw it, I knew what he was up to.

He threw the ball back.

He should get the other one.

I picked all those balls

just to get that girl.

Shake it and pull out a ball.

I kept drawing to get her.

But he took a ball and looked at it.

When he saw that idiot in the ball,

he threw it back.

I didn't open the ball, I said.

Didn't you see?

How can you put it back without opening

it? You've got to open it.

Didn't you pick this one first?

- For goodness sake.

Take him. You picked him.

I put it back without opening it.

- Let's drop it.

Now's not the time.

So it's either by hook

or by crook, right?

Right, the last ball

- Open it. I don't want to see it.

Ok, but there's only one

contestant left.

We don't want him.

Send him back to Turkey.

- Go home.

- Recep, we've got to have the same...

...number of players on each team.

- Damn it all.

Just send us to our island.

Leave us with our fate.

We're sending Taylan's team...

...to the blue island and

Recep's team to the red island.

Get going.

Get going.

Gather round.

Form a line.

I've got a welcome speech for you.

Gather round.

Right. First, welcome to

this lovely island.

Now let's get one thing clear.

I'm the king of the island.

We need to agree on that.

Now, that doesn't mean

I decide everything...

...and get what I want...

Never.

I believe in freedom of thought.

I support democracy. Everyone

is free to think what they want.

We have freedom of thought

and democracy.

You can say what you want.

I'll listen to it all...

...pass it through my filter,

and make the final decision.

What I say, goes. It's that simple.

There's only one administrator.

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