Recep Ivedik 4 Page #5

I can't run this place if you

all do what you want.

There's one ruler. It's that simple.

Does anyone have any objections?

- What a bunch of nonsense.

- Hey! Braveheart

Quiet. Don't be so jumpy?

Anyone else?

No, everything's fine.

We'll move on to number two.

Oome here.

This pocket-size Hercules will be

my right hand man.

If you abuse, mistreat or betray

him in any way...

...you'll have done the same to me.

And I'll come after you.

Understood?

Understood.

Ah, next. Geriatric, you, fatso,

you and you, Braveheart...

...fan out across the island. Find all

the fruit and coconut you can...

...taste it and bring it back here

if it's edible.

OK, we'll handle it.

You two, go deep into the jungle.

Gather all the...

...bamboo, wood and grass

you can find and bring it here.

Oonstruction materials. See?

- OK.

You and I will do the building.

What is the first thing to be done

on a deserted island...

...since the first Turkish tribe?

What's wrong with you guys?

I'm here with an army of morons.

Shame on you.

Shelter.

Build a shelter.

We're going to build a shelter.

OK, scatter.

Motion, synergy. Oome on, energy.

Oome here.

Oome here.

- Yes.

- You think I'm carrying my bag?

Why do I have you?

What have an assistant?

Lift it, lift it.

To the left, shift it to the left.

Whoa, that's it.

Ok, let's see.

Secure it. Go over there.

Secure it. That's it.

Brother, it's amazing.

I used Mimar Sinan's

dome technique.

The hot air goes up and it

stays cool below.

Wow, it's real showy.

- Thanks, dude.

Yes, it's a beauty. Good job.

It's amazing, brother.

- Thanks.

That's all we've got, guys.

We've got as much as we don't have.

You, pair of idiots. Night's coming.

Get a fire ready.

I'll come and check, OK?

You, go count the coconuts.

Tell me how many there are.

Understood?

Record them in the inventory. You're

In charge of the Treasury. Run.

You, drop everything you're holding.

I'll explain the sleeping arrangements.

Oome closer.

Right. We need a certain

sleeping arrangement.

Why? To protect against

outside threats.

While we're sound asleep

and defenseless...

...the fleas nipping at our butts,

the outside enemy is wide awake.

There might be a treacherous

attack on us.

That's why the sleeping arrangement

is so important.

I made a big doorway on purpose.

Why? Because that's where

Aslihan is going to sleep.

- Why me?

- You're nice and wide.

- Just take a look at yourself.

- OK, mine's wide too...

...but I'm the brain team.

You will sleep in the doorway.

If a psycho starts hanging

out here, you'll be first.

First, your belly will make him stop.

You see?

Wolf, jackal, cheetah. If an animal

sees you it'll pause first.

Oh no, there's something bigger

and wilder than me.

- More of an animal.

- That's it.

But you are.

The animal will be scared.

If I were a wolf I'd be scared.

Let's say it doesn't run away.

It would start eating your b*obs first.

It would rip out your intestines.

So who's the second person

we sacrifice?

- Who?

- Necati.

Why me?

You're always playing with me.

Of course I am?

Who better than you.

Your foot's in the grave as it is.

You'll sleep here.

You'll be second in the

line of defense.

That's what war is.

You send the easy pickings

up to the front lines.

You, dude.

You'll watch out for any danger

creeping up from behind.

- Oh really

- Yes, really.

You'll sleep there, in the very back.

I'm thinking of having the two

idiots sleep crosswise.

Understand? Me and Ibo

will sleep right in the middle.

Oause we're the brain team.

What did Mustafa Kemal Atatrk do?

He declared Ankara the capital.

Why? Oause it's right in the middle.

We're sleeping in the middle.

Brother, I counted.

There are 45 coconuts.

What do you mean, 45?

I counted 53 coconuts.

Go count again, you moron.

I always double check.

Why?

A good commander always does.

Never trust even your right hand man.

- Right.

- Uh-huh.

Keep your eyes peeled.

Be sharp and agile.

OK get to it.

Take off your shoes.

Take off your shoes!

Off go the shoes.

- OK we took them off.

- Of course you did.

Let me put this here.

- What's wrong with him?

- Who does he think he is?

Do this, do that.

This way, not that way.

Sleep, rise, eat this, not that.

- What a maniac.

He's a bandit.

Let's send him off the island.

I didn't catch that!

Are you talking behind my back?

I can hear everything.

I've got ears everywhere.

What kind of dance is that?

Idiots. Didn't I tell you to make

a fire? You are dancing here!

We're making the fire of Anatolia.

- We tried but we couldn't light it.

What do you mean? It's getting dark.

You can't even light a fire...

Idiot. Move away.

I'll have to do this too.

I built the house,

I found the food.

I'll light the fire, too.

Stick the xxx right in.

Rub it like this.

When there's a spark I'll show

you the quick way to get it going.

When you see a spark, say,

"A spark." OK?

- OK.

- "A spark."

Get to it.

Tell me when there's a spark.

- OK.

There's a spark.

It flared up good.

Make it burn good.

Don't expect to come over here and

fart all the time. I'm only human, too.

You really got it going.

Sure I did.

Learn how and you can do it yourselves.

Make the flames burn higher.

Don'tjust stare at it.

This is getting to me.

I don't like my spot.

I really don't like it.

I hate where I'm sleeping.

Shhh.

Are you awake?

Move over you idiot.

Move over.

You're right next to me,

and it's hot as it is.

What's this all about.

What are you doing?

Look, he's squeezing my tit.

I'm going to break his hand.

Sleep the right way.

Hey. Sleep the right way.

Oh my god.

Oh boy.

You're so shameless. I'm here sleeping

and you're pressing up against me.

You're so rude! Act your age.

Pervert

- Why would I press against you?

- That's what you're doing.

And you're humping me, too.

- What's going on?

- He's humping me.

- He's pressing up on me.

- We're trying to sleep here.

Sleep another time. They're pressing

up against us, I tell you...

...and you say you're sleeping.

Get up Halil Ibo, we're going.

I can't sleep with these pervs.

Get up, we're going.

Perv! Damn you.

Perv!

- Oan you believe it?

You think someone my age is

going to put up with that, Ibo?

I came here, honorable and pure.

How could this happen?

Stretch out here, OK.

- Have a peaceful sleep.

- Thanks, brother. You too.

Now, I've turned my back on you.

I don't want any funny business, Halil Ibo.

You can trust me, brother.

Recep.

Recep?

- Don't move.

- What is it?

There's a crab.

Don't move.

- A crab, where?

- On your face.

Where?

Ah, a crab!

- Brother.

- Let me get it.

- Ah, a crab!

Welcome, friends.

We've gathered here for

our challenge.

This is your first challenge

on The Island.

We've prepared a package

for the winning team.

I contains a large supply of...

...all kinds of food.

From tea to sugar...

...and from rice to pasta.

And that's not all.

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