Recep Ivedik 4 Page #6

We've also included an assortment

of tools to make your tasks and

...life on the island easier.

First I want to turn to the team leaders...

...before we start

What will they say...

...about the island and the game?

Taylan, let's start with you.

Irfan Bey, we've slept well

and feel rested.

We're full of energy now.

We've formed friendships.

Let me send my condolences

to the red team.

They haven't got a chance.

We'll wipe them out.

Who are saying you'll wipe out?

I'll break your nose.

- But Irfan Bey...

- Just a moment.

Just a moment.

We don't allow that here.

Please, I'm asking you.

Please refrain from...

The team leaders look ready to me.

A round of applause as Taylan and Recep

step up to the hammers.

- Ready, Recep?

- Irfan, I have a question.

- Yes, Recep?

- Oan I throw two hammers at once?

Like the Turkish warriors of old.

There's no reason you can't

if you want to.

Thanks. I'll try it that way.

OK, here we go.

Yes! That's how it's done.

That's it. That's how you do it.

What happened?

Your mouth's hanging open.

All that boasting of yours.

Now what happened?

Throw it.

Now it's your turn.

Let's watch you do it.

Irfan, he's spoiling my

concentration.

Please don't distract each other.

I cleared my sinuses, that's all.

Is that a bird?

What happened? Did you miss?

What happened?

Look closely...

I don't even have to look.

I can aim while I talk to you.

Yes! That's the way!

That'll show you.

High five, high five.

Red team 1, blue team zero.

Now for the second contestants.

Halil Ibrahim and Deniz.

Oome on. Show them how it's done.

What kind of throw was that?

Deniz hit it!

Ah-choo!

I swear, I'm catching a cold.

Oome on, throw it.

That's it! That's it!

Red team!

- Gaye missed.

- Is that any way to throw?

What kind of throw was that?

- Eda hits it again.

- She throws like an Amazon.

Hit it like a man.

It's right in front of you.

Eda hits it. Red team 2,

blue team 1.

Nice bikini.

The top's nice, too.

We're at a critical point.

The teams are tied 7-7.

The winner of this challenge

takes home the prize.

A round of applause as Aslihan and

Simge take their places.

Excuse me Irfan. I'd like to

say something.

- Go ahead.

- Our teammate Aslihan...

...hurt her shoulder.

I'll compete in her place.

- Aslihan, are you injured?

- Not at all. I'm just fine.

- I can compete.

- Hey, your injured.

- No, I'm not.

- Yes, you are!

You're saying you're not injured?

That your shoulder is fine?

She's badly injured.

Her shoulderjoints are worn out.

What are trying to?

I'm not injured.

You were born crippled.

Get a load of this, would you?

She's a cripple from birth.

She's an Angus cow.

Her mother didn't bear her.

Her mother imported her.

She's a tick away from morbid obesity.

She's an Angus, obese, morbidly obese.

She's right on the edge.

She's not healthy enough to play.

Oh, and you're thin as a rake!

Recep, we're talking about a lady.

Ohoose your words more carefully.

You have a bad shoulder, right?

- Your shoulder's injured, right?

- What are you doing?

- Aren't you injured?

- No, I'm not. I'm going to play.

Then go ahead and play.

Let's hear it for Aslihan and Simge

as they take their places.

I'll ask for a reckoning.

- Aslihan hits it.

- Good for you.

Who'd have thought it.

Bravo.

- Simge misses.

- Off you go, babe.

Oome on, Aslihan.

Let's see you throw.

Aslihan throws

is two for two.

Good for you. I'm a slave to

that belly of yours.

I'm a slave to your sweaty boobies.

Let me kiss those boobies.

- I've had it.

Really, good job.

Simge misses again.

Hit it and you'll get a special prize

from me tonight.

- Just shut up.

- Lf we get the prize, I'll give you a prize.

Shut up.

- OK.

- Aslihan misses.

- Damn it. Idiot.

- Why can't you throw right?

- Shut up.

Your arm's so meaty you can't even

lift it, of course.

Stop talking.

I can't concentrate.

Screw you and your concentration.

Hippo!

- Simge hit it!

- Now that's a woman.

Wearing her bandana,

Oalamity Jane.

Angus, it's 2-1.

Throw it and end this.

- Shut up.

- OK, I'll talk real nice, cutie.

I'll talk sweet to you,

honey lips.

Shut your mouth.

- Aslihan missed.

- God damn it.

Throw straight. The tile's right there.

Why can't you break it?

- You brown cow.

- Just shut up.

I talked straight, nothing.

I showed affection, nothing.

Should I talk rough?

Should I roar like a beast?

- Simge hit it!

- No way, man.

- Tie score.

- This can't be happening.

Whoever hits it, wins.

- You're a lady like a destroyer.

Oome on, you're like a tank.

- Shut up!

Oome on.

Nobody can stop you. Hit it.

- Aslihan missed!

- Damn you. How could you.

One after another. Why can't you

hit it, you fool?

When it's right in front of you?

What happened?

Is your hair tie too tight? Is it

cutting off the blood to your brain?

If Simge hits it, the blue team wins.

Simge throws it!

Damn it!

This is terrible.

This is just awful.

How could this happen?

The blue team takes the prize.

Get away from me.

I'm upset.

We'll go hungry cause of you.

- The Blue Team!

Get out of here!

This is terrible.

It's just the worst.

How many days have we been

gnawing on coconuts.

We're turning into coconuts.

And they're not filling.

Should I go have a look

in the jungle?

I might find something else.

We looked everywhere.

There's nothing else there.

How do you know!

Have you studied geography?

I didn't mean anything.

Why are you mad?

Hunger's getting on my nerves.

Don't make me even worse.

- Sorry.

- Button it.

- Pardon me.

- Button it.

Let's go walk through the jungle.

We have to find something else

than coconuts.

I'm fed up with coconuts all the time.

I'm fed up and famished.

I'm going to pass out on the spot.

We shouldn't eat things

we don't know about.

What could we not know?

It's your typical jungle.

Nature shares her bounty

here in the jungle.

Let's have a look round.

Ah! What's this?

It looks like cucumbers but...

It's your typical tropical cuke.

A tropical cucumber.

What would cukes be doing

on a tropical island?

Oukes grow everywhere, idiot.

They just need watery soil.

Here, eat it. A farmer's cuke

- I'm not eating it.

- Take it. It's from your brother.

- I'm not eating anything I don't know.

- Son, it's from your big brother.

It could be poisonous.

You shouldn't eat it either.

I wish you hadn't.

Oh, it was juicy. It was great.

Have one.

No thanks, not for me.

- Have a bite.

I didn't like the way it smelled.

I'm telling you to eat it!

- Go on.

- I don't want to refuse you...

...but I really can't.

- Well don't then.

Get the machete.

I can't believe you didn't have any.

I don't want any.

Insisting won't change that.

Are you OK?

The Earth moved.

I told you not eat those cukes.

You've been poisoned.

It's really bright, isn't it?

It's dazzling.

Oome and sit down.

- Oome on.

I feel terrible.

Get me some water.

I'll be right back.

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