Recep Ivedik 4 Page #7

When did the sky turn pink?

And the sea is purple.

The trees are moving in on me.

The trees are moving in.

I could skip to the other side.

Is that a gorilla?

Is that a rotisserie chicken?

And it's steaming.

I've going to take a bite of thigh.

What are you doing?

- Help.

Let me go!

Leave me alone!

My foot! He's eating my foot!

Welcome.

- Hello.

- Thank you.

We're here for an elimination challenge.

Someone from today's losing team

will say goodbye...

...to the dream of winning 500,000...

...and will leave the island.

This is a critical challenge.

I'd like the first contestants

to take a step forward.

Are you ready?

Oome on, boy! Oome on!

Oome on.

Oome on, guys.

Run, run, run!

The red team is ahead

and got the first ball.

Recep and Halil Ibrahim are up.

The competition is fierce.

Halil Ibrahim has fallen.

- Why'd you fall overboard?

- Damn you.

- I didn't mean to.

You're splashing around.

Swim over here.

- I don't know how.

- God damn you.

The blue team is coming.

They're almost finished.

I don't believe it. The one person

I had faith in.

- They're finished.

- The blue team won.

- We just watched them finish.

- Brother.

What's that? It's a shark!

Help me.

What's that?

- Please help me.

- A shark!

- Help me!

Be careful!

Please...

- Get away.

- Help me.

What are you doing?

Be careful.

- Get away.

- I'm swimming away.

Be careful.

Oome here, right to me.

Good evening.

- Good evening.

This is the first elimination

round on The Island.

We'll be sending home a contestant

from the red team.

We were all terrified by

the canoe competition...

...that took place earlier today.

Let's have a round of applause for

Recep, who escaped unhurt...

...and is sitting among us now.

Thank you.

Don't clap. Thank you.

And now comes the excitement

of the elimination round.

The two contestants with the most

text messages will be granted immunity.

It is our viewers who will decide which

contestants are immune.

Our contestants will take turns

writing the name of the person...

...they vote off the island.

Recep is first.

OK, Necati.

I respect your age and considered

you to be an older brother on the team.

We had good times and bad.

We shared a lot.

Until that black day.

When in the middle of the night,

while I was completely helpless...

...you latched onto me from behind,

and humped me...

...proving what a pervert you are.

May God damn you.

Get lost and leave the island.

I don't want to see you here anymore,

you sick man.

Get off the island.

You were useless anyway.

You're old and you're disgusting.

Now get lost.

Halil Ibrahim.

Let's see which two contestants

get the most text messages.

Who? Who are they?

Recep.

Another Recep.

Damn it. How shameful.

Necati.

Someone jokingly wrote 'pervert'.

It's not a joke, it's a note.

Another Necati. 2-2.

Recep.

Damn it.

Did you write that?

Why all the long faces?

A great big Recep.

Shame on you, Aslihan.

- Another Recep.

- Shame on you all.

It's crime, it's a sin.

Stabbing me in the back.

Tell me to my face

if you have a problem.

You'll see, I'll still be here

and in your face.

We now know the contestant

to be voted on in the text messages.

The voting by text message

is now open.

After a short break we'll be back...

...and learn who was eliminated.

Did I make it?

Irfan. Did I make it?

- Pardon?

- Who won?

- Won what?

The text voting.

The voting's just begun, Recep.

I know that, but who won?

I won't know until the results

are notary authorized, Recep.

What's all this about a notary?

Oome one.

You can't do that to me.

- Do that?

- Who's the notary, Nihat Beyan?

- No.

- Who is it?

- Our own notary.

- You've been saying that for years.

Notar this, notar that. You'll say

there's a notar when I'm up there.

Tell me who won.

You know the results.

We're live, the commercials are ending.

- Who won?

- I don't know. Sit down.

- Oh, come on.

I swear I don't know.

We're about to go live...

- I'm so excited.

- Me, too.

Irfan, do you know?

We're now back after

a short commercial break.

And the moment has arrived.

Thank you.

A big thanks to you all.

It's time to announce

who will be the first person...

...to leave the island this year.

Irfan, can I say something?

- Of course, Recep.

I've got something to say.

I have a name for those who smile

to my face and plot behind my back.

It's slimy and dishonest.

It's dishonorable.

Recep, let me remind you

that we're on the air.

I'm choosing my words carefully

because we're live.

It's slimy and dishonest.

It's being a dirty dog.

- That's going too far.

- The message was received.

Received by registered post.

Registered and prepaid.

By all of you.

Right then.

If Necati has something to say...

- Oan I add something?

- Go on.

I know our esteemed public

...always sides with the underdog.

I've been wronged.

The public stands with the wronged.

Long live our people.

OK. That's quite a slogan.

So, I now open the envelope.

Hurry up and open it.

What does it say?

Who? Who is it? Tell us.

This evening, leaving The Island

and the dream of winning the...

...500,000 lira prize, is the contestant...

- Who is it?

...whose name I now announce.

- The person leaving The Island...

- Who is it?

...is unfortunately...

Who is it?

- Necati.

- That's it. Yes!

Right on. The public

made the right choice.

The public did it again.

The people have spoken

the truth once again.

Get going. Get lost.

Take your torch and go.

We can heave a sigh of relief.

- Oongratulations to Recep.

Thanks. God bless you.

Our condolences to Necati.

Not from me. He can piss off.

He can go straight to hell.

Necati, say farewell to your friends.

Oome here.

Necati is leaving the island

with his torch.

I pocketed his glasses.

Our first elimination night has ended.

I wish you success until the next one.

And I send the red and blue teams

back to their islands.

Look at them.

Like lamb fish.

I'm king of the ocean,

and of the seas.

And king of the land

King of all realms.

Good for you, brother.

You caught some big fish.

I sure did. They'd come in at

10-12 kilos.

- Oh, you caught fish?

- Yes, I did.

You really went for it.

At the sight of two fish you've

started sucking up to me.

But you were fine with writing my

name last night? No fish for you!

As if we need your fish.

I hope they're poisonous.

Don't curse me with that big

body of yours.

Just look at them.

They've got to be poisonous.

No, the more colorful the fish,

the more delicious.

What's with all the envy?

With all the calculations?

Fine, do what you want.

Bon apptit.

It'll be delicious of course.

Now get lost.

Fine then. We're going.

It's normal for Aslihan to say it...

...but if Gaye says they're poisonous.

They really might be.

If you don't trust me

you can piss off too.

How can you say that?

- Like this:
You can piss off.

You misunderstood me.

I teach you to fish and

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