Recep Ivedik 4 Page #9

Are you ready?

Pull me!

Pull me?

You should have jumped there.

We were anchored.

What did I tell you?

This will never work...

Speed, I said. Acceleration.

Just look at us.

That's not an ass it's cushion.

Pull me instead of talking.

It's always a struggle with you.

Damn you.

The blue team won.

We couldn't even make it

to the end.

Irfan, will you untie me?

Will you untie me?

I'm going to cry.

Will you untie me?

- Good evening.

- Good evening.

We're sharing the excitement

of another elimination.

As you know, a member of

the red team...

...will be leaving us tonight.

But before we proceed...

...I'd like to turn to the

team captain, Recep.

Recep, you had a troubled, unhappy

performance today.

Would you like to tell

us what happened?

Irfan, I feel terrible.

I don't want to talk.

I'm so bummed out.

As you see, the nerves of

the red team are frayed.

So let's keep this short

What are you looking at?

- Look straight ahead.

I'll bust yourjaw.

What are you doing?

Irfan, I feel bad as it is

and he's making faces at me.

Let's not make provoke

each other, Taylan.

Thank you.

Then it's time to begin the

elimination process.

Recep? We're beginning the

elimination vote.

You'll each write down a name,

staring with Recep.

Look dumbo, I don't have a

personal problem with you.

I like you as a person, and think

you have a good heart

But I've had it with you.

With your bugs and dirt,

your lice and mud.

With even that peculiar

way your skin smells.

With the minutes of sleep

you steal at night.

I've had it up to here with your

non-stop snoring and grumbling.

I wake up to your snores

and I am ambushed by your farts.

You unleash them all night long.

I'm sick of living with you.

I'm sick and tired.

It's time for you to go.

Leave this place.

Get lost and go. We don't want

you on this island anymore.

Scram. Get out of here.

Go to the devil for all I care.

You're a disgrace to the team.

You're no good at the games...

...or at anything else.

I've had it up to here.

Halil Ibrahim.

Enough. I don't want you on

this island for another second.

We have no peace, day or night.

We lose the games because

you keep talking.

I think you should leave.

I'll keep writing your name

as long as I'm on this island.

I'm tired of being called

'dude' and 'hadji'.

Enough.

Who'd you write? Who?

Recep.

Huh!

- Serkan.

Arif.

Aslihan.

- That's it.

Recep.

The last one.

The person written here

will compete with...

...Recep in the text voting.

I assume this is Aslihan

But it's written as 'Asilhan'.

I wrote Asilhan on purpose.

- But you meant Aslihan.

- No, I meant Serkan.

Irfan, of course I meant Aslihan.

OK. The two contestants are clear.

It's Recep against Aslihan.

Our viewers can begin voting

by text message.

- Irfan.

- Yes?

- Oan I say something?

- Of course, Recep.

I have a request to make...

...of my beloved public

who are wise in all things...

...Irfan.

Remove this virus, this tumor,

from the island.

It's a crying shame.

She's made life a living hell.

I'm suffering here.

May the public save me.

Recep, let's not manipulate the

public just before the vote.

It's not manipulation. It's raw emotion.

I'll finish up now.

My people, I'm calling on you.

Save me. This girl will gnaw

me away to nothing.

At night, I worry she'll bite my ears

or gnaw away at my guts.

May the public remove this tumor,

this virus, from the island.

Out off the cancerous finger.

Enough already, enough.

Right.

I'm sure the message

reached its target.

If it did there's no problem.

As I told you a moment ago...

...voting by text has begun.

As the viewers text we will have...

...a short commercial break and then

find out who's been eliminated.

If I lose this I'll jump right

into the fire.

If that cow beats me I'll make

a roast lamb of myself.

Watch your mouth.

What kind of talk is that?

Shut your trap.

Button it.

We're going live.

Get ready.

I'm even more excited now

I'm beside myself.

OK, friends.

We're together again.

We continue The Island live,

from where we left off.

The excitement of elimination night.

Text message voting is now closed.

We're preparing the envelope

containing the name of...

...the person leaving The Island.

If the notary is finished,

hand me the envelope.

- Thank you.

- I've never seen this notary.

- What's that, Recep?

- What?

- You said something?

- Yeah, I did.

- What?

- I've never seen this notary.

- You're fixated on the notary.

- Yes, I am.

Papers come and go but I've

never seen this notary.

This is a deserted island.

Where could he be?

Does he wander the jungle at night?

- The notary's in Istanbul.

- How do you get cerification?

We have a live feed.

He tells us.

A crew member writes down the

results and puts them in an envelope.

If my aunt had a mustache

she'd be my uncle.

If granny had a beard

she'd be grandpa.

What are you looking at?

- Turn and look straight ahead.

- What are you looking at?

- Turn round.

I'll bust yourjaw.

- Just try it.

I'll get you thrown off the island.

Friends.

Disgusting guy.

- Recep, what are you doing?

- I hocked a loogie.

- We're on the air.

Oh, I didn't realize, Irfan.

I thought commercials were on.

OK, Recep.

I'm opening the envelope.

Open it. Why do you explain

everything you do?

You're some kind of life-shortener.

I'm taking the papers,

I'm opening the envelope.

I'm beginning to read.

Just read it already.

Who was voted off?

We're presented with

an interesting situation.

The two contestants have nearly

the same votes.

- Oh no...

- The person leaving the island...

...has lost by a hair.

If it's a hair, I won.

Friends.

As the result of text voting...

...the person leaving the island

the dream of...

...the 500,000 lira prize...

Are you reading a receipt or what?

Read it faster.

Friends, that person is...

...Aslihan.

- That's it. That's it.

The public got it right again.

Thank you, Turkey.

Thank you, Turkey.

With our public we will

continue to advance.

We'll make great progress.

They identified the microbe.

Thank you.

- Yes.

- I'd like to address the public.

- Go right ahead.

- I must deplore our people.

- Why?

- Lf that Angus and me...

...had almost the same votes,

shame on the public.

Send a few more text messages.

How could I be at her level?

Shame on you,

I deplore the public.

You can now bid farewell

to your friends.

We are sending you off The Island.

I was sick of all of it.

- What?

- I was sick of it.

OK, I wish you all good luck.

I am sending the red and blue teams

back to their islands.

The team leaders are ready.

At the sound of the whistle...

...you'll add the first 20 kilos.

OK, Recep. You won.

You can drop it now.

He won but he's still holding it.

And he dropped it.

Burak.

Recep won.

Recep takes the prize.

Deniz, you can say farewell.

We now have one less person

on The Island.

Another interesting celebration

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