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off now mate.

But please

just try to calm down.

You tell me to calm down

just one more time

I will f***ing end you!

Look at it, we always said

we were to start it new.

Now we can. All of us.

We're sorted.

Whose money is that?

Look at it as a long-term loan.

With payment optional.

Who saw you? you?

As far as I'm aware, no one!

You're in the clear mate.

And by the time those

guys sort themselves out,

we'll be long gone.

Gone?!

Gone where?

Malaysia my friend.

Sunshine. Paradise is

just around the corner.

And we've got a place for you.

If you're willing to join us.

Sh*t!

This is f***ing real?!

You really are all just the

sneakiest, f***ing donk sh*t, right?!

You're right Johnny,

you clever bastard.

Nobody did see me.

So I weren't there.

Just so we're clear?!

I didn't do anything!

You don't know me.

And I don't know you.

Any of you!

And if I ever see you again.

You're f***ing dead!

I'll kill ya'll!

His name's John.

I don't know his last name.

That's all I know Paul, I swear.

Believe me.

I know I f***ed up, I

f***ed up big-time Paul.

But give me a chance, yeah?

And I'll get the f***ers myself.

I promise.

They'll pay.

Yeah, they'll pay.

I'll get the f***ers

myself, and they'll pay.

I promise you they'll pay, ok?

I'll get them! I'll

get them Paul.

Yeah? I'll get them..

Pst!

(SHUT THE) F*** up!

(OR) I'll crush you!

I believe you.

Yeah?

Everybody pays.

Yeah.

He was in the f***ing van.

He seems f***ing familiar to me.

How come?

If that really is him then..

Then we've just been f***ed

by the honorary guard of her

Majesty, Queen Elizabeth,

the f***ing second.

If we get this little

prick, we find the others.

I want you to take

all of our boys

find out where they f***ing live

where they drink

and even if they're coming up

to the queen of f***ing England

I want them crown jewels.

- Hello?

- Where are you?

Oh, Jess.

Yeah, I.. I'm sorry darling.

- I'm waiting.

- Yeah, I'm on my way there now.

Are you ok? What's

the matter with you?

No no..

No. Everything's honky..

Everything's fine!

Hurry up then.

Yes, yes! I'll be there

in a minute, all right?!

Oh f***!

- Oh sh*t!

- He's inside!

F***!

Sh*t.

F***er's got away.

I need to go to the toilet.

Tim, what the f***

are you doing?!

You don't know me!

I'll be back in a sec.

Excuse me.

Jesus Christ!

I promised ya'll I'd kill you!

Michael, I'm sorry! I wanted

to tell you, honestly.

Where is it?

I'm sorry.

Where is it?

It's on me!

F***!

Michael, don't do this! Listen, right!

There's no way back!

Mike, what the f***

are you doing?

Mickey..

They found me Johnny!

Do you understand me?!

They found me and then

nearly f***ing killed me!

F*** you Mickeeey!

This is the final boarding call for

passengers on the flight F43421C

to Kuala Lumpur.

Please proceed to

gate C, immediately.

Thick clouds of

ash flew up today

forcing airlines to cancel

thousands of flights.

It drifted at high altitudes south & east,

from an erupting volcano in Iceland.

The airspace shut-down was one of the

most sweeping ever ordered in peace time.

The cloud made up of

minute particles of

silicate, that can severely

damage jet engines,

left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of

some of the world's busiest airports,

as it spread over Britain and

towards continental Europe.

5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily

flights across Europe were cancelled,

or redirected to the nearest available

airports, as the results of the ash plume.

The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajkull,

was reported to be drifting

at 18,000-33,000 feet

above the earth.

At those altitudes, the cloud is directly

in the road of commercial airliners...

Excuse me mate. Where are we?

Sorry mate, I don't speak

Malaysian, I'm sorry.

We found them.

It was about f***ing time.

They didn't get as

far as Malaysia.

Some big volcano has

just erupted in Iceland.

The flight redirected.

To Lithuania.

Lith-a-f***ing what?

Lithuania?!

Not Malaysia?!

It's in Eastern f***ing Europe.

And the bastards

are still there.

How?

I mean how? How? How

did I get here?

You arrive here

about two hours ago

from the airport

with three friends.

I like them f***ing Islandicks.

But I like the

volcanoes even better.

Let's get our asses

f***ing out there.

Hey barman, give me some vodka.

Cheers fellow.

Benny my boy, lucky tonight.

See you back at the hotel.

I'll see you later.

Ben, don't you think we

should get back to the hotel.

You've gone f***ing soft?!

I'm not going back to

some shitty hotel!

Hello boys. Our hen party

needs some company.

Where're you from?

England.

- Come on girls, surround them.

- All right ladies.

Right here, f***ing right here!

F***!

Oh, you dumb fucks!

- Hello?

- Michael?

Jessica, thank God!

Were you ever planning

on calling me back?

How could you?

What the hell is going on?

What are you doing? Do you

have any idea how I feel?

Yes! Yes I know.

I'll be back in a couple

of hours, I promise!

- I don't give a sh*t about your promises..

- Jessie listen!

- To what?

- Airport please mate.

You're going to the airport?

Without me?

Good night my friend.

And you can't even explain to

me where you pissed off to?!

Why is that? Just don't call me anymore.

I don't want to hear sh*t anymore.

Jess, it's very, very confusing!

Is it?

But you have to trust me!

Are you sober?

Yes!

So where are you then?

Lithuan.. Oh, Jesus Christ.

- It doesn't really matter.

- Yes, it does.

I will explain everything to

you, when it becomes clear.

Why've we stop.. Look, can you just

wait a minute? Why've we stopped?

Look! I need to get to the airport mate!

I'm in a bit of a hurry..

Who's this now?

What's going on?

- What the hell is happening?

- What are you doing to me?

Are you at a party?

You're a son of a b*tch Michael. How can

you have fun when my heart's broken?

How can I have ever

gotten with you?

And you have nothing

to say for yourself?

You can't even explain yourself?

F*** you..

Oh f***!

Oh Jesus Christ.

Hi.

I don't even know

how I got here.

I don't know where any of my

friends are and I need help!

Is your room 1402?

No, yea.. I don't know, why?

We came back..

Hmm... Men!

We said we're friends of yours.

Did they now?!

Johnny?!

Johnny where are you?! Show

me your faces you li..

- F***! Sh*t!

- That's him!

Who are you? What do you want?

I was going to ask

you the same thing.

Oh now, there's been

some kind of a mistake.

Mistake?!

Where there's a lot of greed,

there's plenty of mistakes.

No! You see, I didn't

know anything.

They set me up. They

ruined my plan.

Plan?!

Your plan is going to end

up the same way as Karl's.

Where is the money?

It was in here. I wanted

to give it back to you.

I swear to God, I wanted

to give it back to you.

Where's my f***ing ring?

What ring? I don't

know, I don't know.

Get him up! Get him up!

Okay, it's.. It's in my pocket.

Where's my f***ing ring?

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