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- I just gave..

- Tony Montana gave me that f***ing ring!

Does that ring any

bells with you?

Now where's my f***ing ring?

I don't have anything

else to give to you.

I don't even f***ing know how I got

here, what more can I f***ing give.

- Shut the f*** up!

- F***ing hell!

Get him in there!

You must f***ing like this?!

Open the door! Police.

Hello.

These guys. You know them?

- Yes. yes, I know them, yes.

- Good.

You must go with us. Come on!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't look like we're leaving

this place any time soon lads.

We need a motor. Let's

go find uncle Sam.

Officer?! Sir?!

The Mob.. Gangsters..

From London, really,

very, very serious men.

They're in my hotel.

They want their money.

But, it was taken, you

see, it's all gone.

You know this?

You want me to be

honest with you?!

They're not my actual friends.

In fact, I barely f***ing know

them, but that is not important.

They are going to kill me.

You have to believe me!

What's money?

Who robbed you?

You?

How much money?

When?

Money, I..

What money?

No, no, no..

It's all good.

It's my f***-up.

Four iron d*cks and

two balls for each.

How much for all of them?

8,000. You won't

find any cheaper.

Is that right? Is that so?

Cheeky little f***er, isn't he?

F*** it. Pay him and

let's get out of here.

Do you f***ing

believe this sh*t?!

Here That's him.

What's your name?

Vova.

Ok Vova, listen very carefully,

I'm only gonna say this once.

Where did you get

that f***ing watch?

Help. Help.

Father, can you help me?

Can you please help me?

Excuse me?

Will you please..

F***ing help me?

Please?!

Help me!

Okay. Okay.

Please?!

People, hear me out!

I:

Have

money!

If we can just get back

to my f***ing hotel

I can pay you

as much money

as you f***ing want!

Just please?!

F***ing help me!

Okay.

Who the f*** are you?

Oh sh*t.

Oh f***!

Please, I shouldn't be here.

Please, I haven't seen anything.

Just.. Just let me go.

Please, help me.

What the f*** is going on here?

That's him.

Well get the f***er!

Come on!

It's my first time here and

it's really, very nice.

Oh really?!

We can stop at my place.

- Sorry, I've got to go.

- So soon?

Who the f*** are you? What

the f*** is going on?

What are you doing?

Calm down! Listen to me!

Copper, where is

my f***ing money?

One more time. Where

is the f***ing money?

F***ing drive!

Where is it?

Where is it?

It's under the sofa.

All right. F***ing get it out!

Now open the bag!

- Is it all there?

- I don't know, count it.

Count it?!

F***ing prick!

Hello?

You piece of sh*t! A**hole!

You haven't even

bothered to apologize.

Look, Jessica..

Jessica, please just listen to me,

all right, you don't understand.

Oh I understand all right!

You and your Lithuanian b*tches!

You met another woman.

- Some other f***ing b*tch.

- Jess will you hold please.

- I know it..

- Just f***ing hold!

Ahh Jesus.

Can you move?

Your f***ing radiator

is on top of me.

My radiator?!

Ask me..

How I've become attached

to this f***ing radiator.

I should have killed you

in that f***ing apartment.

F*** you!

You skinny, Lithuanian b*tch!

I trusted you!

And you left me

naked

covered in claret (BLOOD)

handcuffed!

Hey, steady..

It's my phone.

It's in the pocket.

Can you help?

Help.. you?!

Well yeah.

Since you can't

help yourself, ha?!

Fine.

Woa, woa, woa..

Lads, lads, lads..

Wh.. What's going on?

Wh.. What're you doing to me?

Hey, I'm military! Do

you understand that?

That means they'll

come looking for me.

And they'll find me to. That..

That.. That is for sure!

Oh, come on lads.

I work for her Majesty' service.

Do you understand? The Queen?

Oh come on, lads.

I'm the head of the honorary guard.

I'm a very important person!

Yeah?!

F***.

Tim, get up!

I don't mean to be

rude, darling, but..

Do we know each other?

F*** you.

And by the way..

You both having me a striptease

for my party.

Aw f***! Where'd you

get my ring from?

You gave it to me

as my wedding gift.

Wedding?!

What f***ing wedding?

My wedding, your gift!

Do you remember anything?

Whatever!

I want my ring!

Let me go man!

This ring costs too much

to give to some f***ing..

F***ing hell.

Who's that?

My fianc.

We are getting married tomorrow.

All right.

Maybe your boyfriend can

take us to the hotel.

Jesus Christ, I'll

f***ing pay him.

You dirty bastard!

That is not f***ing me!

Staska.

F***ing take it.

Look, love..

Just give us the ring back

and we'll f***ing leave.

Yeah. We've got to make

a move, to be honest.

It's been an absolute pleasure.

Leave the f***ing ring, yeah?!

Peace. Bye bye.

Forrest Timmy!

Run for the switch!

Hey pal!

Can you help us?

Why the f*** he's running for.

What's he..

Oh for f***'s sake.

Why would you change the side

of the f***ing steering wheel?!

Why would you f***ing do that?!

- Move over you f***ing c*nt.

- This f***ing country is mental.

Just drive ok?!

Shut the f*** up Timmy!

Well don't just sit there.

Call Johnny.

With what, eh?! The

f***ing phone?!

It's in the forest somewhere.

You f***ing twat.

Come on. F***ing get up!

Where?

Which way?

Well I don't know, do I?

Hey Tim, look at all this grass.

You eat like a f***ing

rabbit, don't you?!

I knew this would go tits up.

But like a mug

I've signed up for it.

With another mug.

You!

F*** off!

What?

It's a f***ing tattoo.

When?

You

are a f***ing

twat!

Jesus Christ!

That ain't Jesus.

Not at all.

Excuse me please

- Are we arrive?

- Who? You?

We. Arrive.

Where you from please?

Who, Me?! I'm from England.

Where the f*** are you from?

And what you're doing

all cooped-up in there?

England.

England.

- England.

- Get the f*** off!

Thank you my friend.

What the f*** are you doing?!

Excuse me.

Do you speak English?

We're a bit lost, yeah?!

And we need to call a taxi.

Taxi?

We need to go back to the..

Hotel.

Hello.

We need to call a taxi.

You want call kurwa (WHORE)?

Twenty ponds kurwa.

One minute.

What? We only need

to call a taxi.

Kurwa, twenty five pounds.

F*** off! It's

just a short call.

What kurwa?

Okay. Okay. We'll

take it, yeah?!

But you call the taxi.

Where you want kurwa go?

The hotel.

What kurwa hotel in this town?

No, no. Not "Kurwa" hotel.

Vilnius, yeah?

We need to go to Vilnius.

Are you kurwa nut?

Your village is a free hundred

kilometers from where.

No one kurwa in here never

go that's for kurwa.

F***ing hell!

- What?

- What kurwa?!

Your f***ing Vilnius

is Zbyt Daleko (TOO

FAR) stop kurwa.

Now kurwa, give me my

twenty five pounds!

F*** off!

We need to call our friends!

The money is in the hotel

and they will bring

it here, all right?!

I said kurwa, put the

money on the table!

Or you have kurwa big problem!

Don't f*** with me!

One call!

That's all I'm asking.

Now give me

the f***ing phone!

Kurwa give me my money!

Kurwa!

Where are his Negros? you?

I told ya'll!

I don't know!

I've left them in a

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