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f***ing wood somewhere.

Oh my Goooood!

Ben!

There is no God in

this f***ing country.

It's not our plane

for Malaysia?!

Sure.

Hey thanks.

No problem.

So I'm a..

Flying off to Malaysia tonight.

My mates are probably..

On their way already.

I'm jealous.

Hold that thought.

I:

Will be back in a sec.

So, what's next?

I'd just love to get

rid of this thing.

Keep it as a souvenir.

Okay, let's go.

F***!

Come on!

Motherf***er!

Go! Go! Go!

Bang on it!

Motherf***er! Come

here you motherf***er!

Let's go! Go!

What the f*** is going on?

Just drive! Move! Move!

Move! Move!

Get closer to it, so he

can get a shot at it!

This is just f***ed! Move!

Get back here!

Get back!

The money's in the hotel.

In the toilet. I'll

show you everything.

Don't worry about the money.

We have the money.

I got a little surprise for you.

Mickey, forgive me.

Forgive me Mickey.

I will f***ing kill you myself!

You f***ing c*nt!

Are we finished ladies?

Now where's my f***ing ring?

Ring?

That f***ing ring!

F***ing Johnny, you c*nt!

Don't f*** with me!

Hello, Johnny?

Johnny?

It's Ben, hello?

You listen to me very carefully!

Who is this?

Where's Johnny?

Where's Michael?

Your two mates will f***ing live

as long as my

patience holds out.

Now, you bring my

f***ing ring to me

and you bring it very delicately,

between your f***ing teeth!

Do you understand?

I said, do you understand?!

Now, one more pause out of you

and I'm gonna blow his

f***ing skull away

over this f***ing call!

Talk!

Listen Ben!

We need the f***ing ring!

What f***ing ring?!

We need cash!

Ben, listen.

There's no money.

What?

Just bring the f***ing ring,

we're gonna f***ing die.

Just bring the f***ing ring!

That's great Johnny,

that's right.

That's right Johnny,

bring the money.

I don't have the ring.

I don't have that f***ing

ring, okay, but..

Great!

That's great! You've

got the ring.

No ring Johnny!

No ring!

Good news mate.

Tell us where you are?

Yeah, where are you fuckface?

We.. We're at the..

Lithuanian wedding.

What?

What the f*** is a

Lithuanian wedding?

F***ing Malaysia.

F***ing sunny beach.

Hey!

Dress up! You'll be dancing

'cause of wedding.

Now, I don't give a

f*** who you two are.

But I wanna know where

the fat man is?

Turk.

Where's the fat man?

'Un smooga', you c*nt!

Be careful! Smile.

Jesus Christ.

I'll need that fat

piece of sh*t.

Now, where the f*** is he?

F*** you!

'Kamatzo' to you!

Give my f***ing dollars

and motherfucking Negros!

Now, you listen to me,

you f***ing gipsy!

You get me that f***ing prick!

Otherwise, I'll end

every f***ing body here

and I'll level this

f***ing place!

Now, where the f*** is he?

Where the f*** is he?

I'm losing my patience.

Where's the red cross now,

you f***ing salad swerver?!

This is the part you give

me back my f***ing ring.

Wait!

He don't have it.

He doesn't have

the f***ing ring!

Not again.

Look, she's got it.

Get a hold of that f***ing ring.

Kurwa!

I'm out.

F*** it!

Motherfuckers.

Let's kick some ass boys.

Oh kurwa.

Please? Please? Please?!

Staska?!

Staska!

Where're you going

you fat b*tch?!

Back off you little c*nt!

Staska!

Where's that f***ing

ring you f***er?!

You all right?

Yeah.

Just f***ing perfect.

Over here.

Come on boys, up here.

Jesus Christ.

Hello mate.

I wonder if you could help us.

We're a little bit lost.

Sorry mate, didn't

get any of that.

We just wanna go home.

England.

Airport.

Which way is it?

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