Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical Page #7

of ballyhoo

for the stuff

Get away from me,

you crazy skirt!

this one's for ralph,

jack

here's one for sally,

too

had enough?

yeah,

you're not so tough

you once had all

the brains

now they're just

carpet stains

you're in no shape

to fight

my bid

to make things right

'cause there's blood

upon your necktie

your corpus is delecti

and I have been delivered

from the

stu-U-U-U-U-Uff

Ohh.

Good lord, man.

You've sent thelma into shock!

Your wife's lack

of fortitude

Is no fault

of this presentation.

I daresay our hardy

pioneer women

Would have shared a good laugh

at her expense.

So, what of mae coleman?

With jack out of the picture,

Mae was determined to rescue

the seemingly doomed jimmy.

But fate was about to intervene

in a most dramatic fashion.

Man:
and from my vantage point,

I see the

presidential motorcade

Turning onto halford street.

The crowd is going wild!

Mr. President!

Mr. President!

Mr. President!

I need to talk with you.

Step back, ma'am.

But - But -

Hyah!

It is a known scientific fact

That when under the influence

of marijuana,

The user becomes

insatiably violent.

And capable of staggering feats

of strength.

Unfortunately for mae coleman...

She was no longer

under the influence.

Ugh!

Oop - Aah. Mmmph.

Oh.

I'm... so terribly sorry.

I don't know

what came over me.

Please, help me up.

Hyah!

Mr. President!

An innocent boy

is about to be executed!

Listen to me, please!

Hold on, boys!

I, for one,

would like to hear

What the blood-Spattered

young lady has to say.

James fenimore harper,

You have been convicted

of the murder of mary lane

And sentenced to death

by electrocution

In accordance with the laws

of this great state.

Any last words?

Um...

Well-Put.

Pull the switch.

Stop the execution!

We have

a presidential pardon!

Mae, am I ever glad

to see you!

And you, too,

mr. President.

Ha ha ha!

I knew you wouldn't

let me die!

Though I was kind of hoping

You wouldn't cut it

quite so close.

I'm sorry, kid.

But now

we're gonna be okay!

So, jimmy,

i've heard a lot about you.

Oh, and we've read about you

in school, mr. President.

Thank you so much

for coming!

I promise never to touch

the reefer again.

Oh, that is simply grand.

You know, a little orphan girl

once told me

That the sun would come out

tomorrow.

Her adopted father was

a powerful billionaire,

So I suppressed the urge

to laugh in her face.

I think she might have

been on to something!

they were ready

to cook my goose

at long, long last

let the truth be heard

from sea to shining sea

from sea to shining sea

you have been set

our children teeter

on the brink

spread the word

'cross the hemisphere

Ha ha!

Not to worry, jimmy!

with catchy slogans

we've all rehearsed

george washington

gonna tell them

the truth, truth, truth

everybody gotta know,

oh, oh

what politics to despise

get wise!

gonna tell them

the truth, truth, truth

everybody gotta know,

oh, oh

and turning your

neighbors in or kin!

george washington

would never lie

everybody gotta know,

oh, oh

that famous finger

set to point

gonna tell them

the truth, truth, truth

give me your tired

everybody gotta know, oh, oh

give me your poor

we're saving every youth

give me your huddled masses

from denver to duluth

Oh! Yeah!

please wait for me,

juliet

one day i'll get cancer

or hit by a train okay.

and we'll be reunited

in heaven

it's time for parents

to take a stand

for the preservation

of this great land

and once the reefer

has been destroyed

and communists

and queens

when danger's near,

exploit their fear

creeping

like a communist

it's reefer madness,

reefer madness

see the kids,

precious kids

they're heading

straight for...

reefer madness,

reefer madness

it slithers

up our shores

reefer madness,

reefer madness

pull the wool

from your eyes

fight the urge

of this scourge

that empty out

our stores

turning all our children

into hooligans and whores

teenagers

across the land

if you fail to draw the line,

your babies will be next

madness, madness

reefer madness

when life becomes

a roller coaster

you're sweet as shirley temple

dipped in pudding

oh! Mary lane

our hearts pound

like a diesel train

the world may crumble,

we'll remain

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

loved by mary

loved by mary

yeah, I love you

loved by mary lane

loved by mary you

got to - Got to - Got to -

loved by mary la-A-A-A-Ne

I love you

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