Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical Page #6

unpatriotic not to.

Mary?!

Jimmy.

Kid, it's not

what it looks like.

Ohh. Oh!

Holy socks!

Billy, don't go.

Don't you want to learn

to dance?

Ah, eh, ah, oh!

He's... killing... me!

Oh!

Jeez, that stupid

little weed freak.

Is everybody okay?!

I think i've been shot.

She fell down!

Mae, get me

some smelling salts.

All right, you two blow.

Don't talk to nobody.

I will handle this.

Go!

Give me that.

Mary?

Mary.

What - What happened?

You shot her dead, kid.

Jack, no.

Jimmy,

i don't feel so good.

Shh. It's -

It's gonna be okay.

I promise.

I feel so cold.

Give me the ring.

Well, looky here.

Casper milky-Toast

is givin' me orders.

I shot mary.

What makes you think

i won't shoot you?

Oh, jimmy -

Your school ring.

Oh, it glitters,

like a star.

we are just like

romeo and juliet

we're happy, young,

and -

hemorrhaging blood

did you get to read

the ending?

was it perfect?

did they love

until they got old?

It was beautiful.

They grew up,

And everyone they knew

came to the wedding.

Did they have babies?

Yeah... six of them.

That's good.

I love babies.

it makes me happy

knowing that we loved

like romeo and -

Juliet.

Mary,

how could I have shot you?

Coppers.

Jimmy, out the back.

Hurry!

No, mae,

i pulled the trigger.

I have to face

my punishment.

Don't you get it?

Jack was holding the gun.

He's planning

to frame you.

Nobody move!

Officer, thank god.

This kid burst in here

with a gun

And started shooting -

Shooting and laughing!

I think he might have been

smoking that... reefer!

Just like you read about

in the papers.

No, that's a lie!

Tell them what

really happened, mae.

Ma'am, do you have anything

to say?

Well, I -

Jimmy, I -

Oh.

Officer, I -

Mae, please!

No.

The kid burst in

shooting...

Just like the man said.

Mae... no!

Kid's gonna burn

for this.

Pity -

Attractive girl.

After a swift trial,

James fenimore harper

was found guilty

Of the murder of mary lane

And sentenced

to death row.

In his

thought-Provoking book,

"Marijuana,

weed of madness,"

Earle albert rowell

explains

How marijuana

"causes prison inmates

"To fall desperately in love

with each other...

Just as they would with women

outside prison walls. "

Hello, mr. And mrs. America

and all the ships at sea.

Let's go to press.

Flash -

Tonight, jimmy

"the cannabis killer" harper

Walks the last mile

to the electric chair,

Convicted of murder

while under the influence

Of the new drug menace,

marijuana.

Shut up.

Shut up!

We can't just

let jimmy die.

Shut up!

Shut up!

Look, the kid's

yesterday's headlines,

And there's nothing

we can do about it.

When's jack bringing

some new boys home?

Shut up!

Shut up!

You shut up!

What are you, nuts?

I'm... fine.

Perfectly in control.

remember me, ralph?

I'm about to fry

Shut up!

while you and your friends

stand idly by

my life is now a

ticking bomb shut up!

i'm gonna miss

my senior prom

Shut up! Shut up!

you murdered me, ralph

Shut up!

murdered me

murdered you

murdered me

murdered him

Everything okay up there?

It's the kid!

He's in the toilet!

Just flush him, ralph.

Aaah!

Whoa.

You better cool off

on the muggles, there.

Just a little hungry.

That's all.

remember me, ralph?

I've been sent to hell

a pubescent edition

of jezebel

it hurts a lot to bend

but at least

i've made a friend

Shut up!

you murdered her,

ralph

murdered me

murdered you?

murdered me

murdered them

What's eating him?

Jack, I saw satan!

And the kid!

And satan! And the girl!

And satan!

That mug's wound up

like an 8-Day clock.

One too many

giggle sticks.

You'd better put your flaps down

before you take off.

Go get some air.

No, jack!

Not out there, jack!

No! No!

Jack! Jack!

Just a little too much weed.

That's all.

Just an ordinary scarecrow.

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

open the gate

and abandon hope

with the ghosts of the kids

that got hooked on dope

way down where it's hot

they are saving us

a spot

you murdered them, ralph

murdered them,

murdered them

Bad zombies!

Shoo! Yah! Yah!

he's losing it, jack

gee,

you don't suppose

he's liable to crack

and spill all he knows

he's really he's really

acting weird acting weird

perhaps it's time

he disappeared

he'd never be missed

I could

murder him,

murder him

Jack, no! You fire

that bean-Shooter,

You'll have the police

right back here.

All right, we'll play it

your way... for now.

Aah!

He bit me!

Jack, I got me

the munchies real bad.

He's giving me

the creepin' heebie-Jeebies!

Come on, let's go

get ralph a bite.

He's liable to wake the

neighbors with that racket.

You stay.

Keep an eye on him.

I don't like the way

he's looking at me.

Shake a leg

with that grub!

Leg...

grub...

Aaaah!

Yoo-Hoo, ralph!

We have take-Away

from dim foo's!

Sally? Ralph?

Where'd they go?

They'd best not

have skipped town.

Sally. Ralph!

Yah!

Aah! Aaah!

Blumsack.

Aww.

I found me a snack,

it was nice and fresh

the weed made him hungry

for human flesh

step away, you mug

'cause that's a brand-New

persian rug

he's not gonna stop

murder him, murder him

murder him, murder him

Hah!

Yah!

Oh!

Jack:
ralph...

Ha ha!

Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Mae! Don't get queer

on me, now.

Ow.

Damn body.

open the gate

and abandon hope

with the ghosts of the kids

that got hooked on dope

now I see them, jack

and they all want

their childhoods back

we murdered them, jack

murdered them,

murdered them

open the gate

and abandon hope

with the ghosts of the kids that

got hooked on dope pull it together.

now I see them, jack

don't flip your skirt

you do the things

you gotta do

in this dog-Eat-Dog-Eat-Dog world

they all want their childhoods back

we murdered them, jack!

so you murder them

survival of the fittest

before they murder you

murdered them

murder, murder, murder

murdered t the winner is

murder, murder, murder

the last one left

aahhhhh

ali-I-I-Ive!

Well,

on the bright side,

It looks like we finally got

the place to ourselves.

Ralph and sally

And little... what's-Her-Name

are dead.

Jimmy's on his way

to the electric chair,

And you couldn't care less!

I may be a monster,

but you, jack -

You're the devil!

So long as i'm

the number-One guy.

the kid's a goner

they're gonna make

him pay

for the stuff

Here.

Simmer down, will ya?

i've seen my honor

rolled up and burnt away

with the stuff

well, it's gotta stop

Let go of me!

What? I'm trying

to comfort you here.

I said, let go!

I should show him

the door

he treats me

like a whore

I don't need jack

no more

or the stuff

You dumb slut!

That was half a jay of good

mooter you just wasted.

I know.

Hey, what do you think

you're doing

With that garden hoe?

Taking care

of a big, fat weed.

Oh, that's it.

Say "goodnight," gracie.

Goodnight, gracie.

Oh!

so, this is it, jack

last night

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