Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical Page #5

in the white house,

I am relieved to hear

Our fatuous friend

is so confident

That love will carry

the day.

The correct answer is,

of course, "vigilance. "

Sirens.

There's been something

i've been meaning to give you,

And I may not get

another chance.

Oh, jimmy.

Your school ring?

Is your finger swollen?

Are you putting on weight?

Maybe.

Lately, I seem to be hungry

all the time.

A moment on the lips,

forever on the hips.

Wait.

What you do mean,

you may not get another chance?

I have to run away -

Far away.

Well, then, i'm coming with you. No!

It'll only ruin your life.

You have no idea what i've done.

It doesn't matter.

I'm wearing

your school ring now...

Or at least I will be, as soon

as you get it off your finger.

And if romeo has to run away,

then so does juliet.

Okay.

Go put on some clothes,

pack a bag - I'll wait.

That's more like it.

I believe in you,

jimmy harper!

Even if you do have

pudgy fingers.

Goodbye, mary.

You deserve better.

Hey, kid.

How's tricks?

How'd you find me?

It's all over the radio.

Cops are looking for you

and the packard.

I drove around your neighborhood

till I found it.

I can't have you telling

the cops

Where you get

your stagger-Leaf.

So, what's say we head

back to mae's,

Where it's safe and cozy?

This will calm you down

for the ride.

You're talkin'

on a dead phone.

I'm through with reefer,

and i'm through with you.

Don't think you can pull any

tricks, 'cause it won't work.

I see.

Well, then, I guess there's

only one thing left to do.

You like brownies?

Baked them myself.

Well, I am kind of hungry.

Thank you.

this brownie is yummy

it's the greatest brownie

known to man

it's chewy, it's nutty

this brownie's really good

don't offer me a macaroon

my brownie suits me fine

there's frosting on the top

and best of all it's mine

eat the brownie,

eat the brownie

Let's go home.

Okay.

I shimmer electric

i'm a one-Man marching

brownie band

I love it - My brownie

and my brownie loves me, too

it's smooth, it's sweet,

it's chocolaty

it forms a perfect square

and the bestest part of all

is I don't have to share

doesn't have to share and the bestest

part of all is I don't have to share

eat the bro eat the brownie

eat the brownie

eat the brownie

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

Come on, kid.

Get in the car.

Where we going, jack?

Back where you belong.

You're one of us now.

That's nice.

Jimmy...

Wait.

Careful, jimmy.

Not too fast.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah!

This weed is a triple scream

and one big yell.

Aaah!

I need more, I tell you.

More!

Always happy to oblige

a customer.

Whoa!

Make that a paying customer.

Pony up, kid.

I'm busted flat, jack.

You bled me dry.

Not quite.

It doesn't come off,

so don't waste your - Ow!

I was saving that ring

for mary.

Where else you gonna get

your fix -

From the coloreds

down the jazz quarter?

Those chow-Chows

over at madame ling's?

They'd bounce you

like a lead dime.

Real gold.

Smoke up, pip-Squeak.

This will get you

through the entire weekend.

See you

in the funny papers.

He's really a nice guy,

once you get to know him.

Oh, jimmy.

What have you gotten

yourself into?

Good boy.

Ha-Tcha!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, diddle-Diddle,

a cat for my fiddle.

One moment, please.

I need the room!

I got company.

You mind taking it upstairs?

Don't mind

taking it anywhere.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, there.

I'm ralph.

Hello.

My name's mary lane.

I followed my boyfriend here -

Jimmy harper.

Have you seen him?

Um, well,

he just stepped out...

To, uh, pick up some bibles

for our prayer breakfast.

That's my jimmy.

Say, is this

a fraternity sweater?

Is jimmy hanging out

with college boys?

Why, yes.

Yes, he is.

We at phi beta... cannabis

Were so taken with jimmy

That we decided

to pledge him early,

While he's still

in high school -

Avoid the rush.

That's the bee's knees.

Wait till that susie mayberry

hears about this.

Let's celebrate...

with a smoke.

Hold on.

This isn't that reefer

i've read about, is it?

Oh, no.

Of course not.

This is

a special cigarette,

All the rage

with the college girls...

In paris.

P- Paris?

Oh, yes.

Well...

If i'm going

to be dating

A fraternity man...

little mary sunshine

with her hem cut

so low

little mary sunshine

with her ducks

in a row

It burns my lungs.

little mary sunshine

needs a change in her life

My head feels funny,

ralph.

little mary sunshine

needs a man

Oh!

now, come on,

mary sunshine

it's time that you learned

to be bad

you make

a charming armful

so snuggle up,

my buttercup

'cause you've been had

Ralph,

i think you tricked me.

now smoke it,

mary sunshine

dissolve in the sweet,

burning glow

come lose yourself

in pleasure

when the bambalacha's

gotcha

you'll forget

the word "no"

Oh, I can't.

What about... jimmy?

jimmy's a rube

provincial and dull

don't be tricked,

he's strictly quadrilateral

jimmy's a boy

i'm ready for men

let's go up and down

and up and down

and down again

Mary sunshine,

you are ultra-Ultra!

I feel a little naughty

baby, i'll help you relax

i'll tie you up

with phone cord

we'll play with whips

and nipple clips

and candle wax

now, hold on,

mary sunshine

let's not

get carried away

just call me

"mary wanna"

and mary got some scary

little games to play

i'll lather you up

who, me?

and give you a shave

shave!?

a paddling while straddling

my little slave

Hey, now!

down on your knees

it's pointless to fight

save your strength

it's gonna be

a lengthy night

Help!

This crazy tomato's

rapin' me!

goodbye to mary sunshine

reefer has blown out

her mind

she's now a hot-Hay hussy

don't you run,

i'm not done

Can't you tell

we've just begun?

What's your rush?

You're not having fun?

No, i'm really not!

mary, mary sunshine

burns for, yearns for

dirty lo-O-O-O-Ove

Shut up, b*tch!

Ugh!

I'm not buying

any of this.

You ask me, this guy's

getting his jollies

Showing us blue movies.

I'm sorry, mr. Kochinski,

Do you have something to share

with the group?

Uh, no.

We're very interested to hear

what you have to say.

Look, it's just -

One puff,

and the girl goes wacky?

It's kind of far-Fetched.

That's all i'm saying.

Not according to

mr. William randolph hearst.

A recent edition of

his san francisco examiner

Tells us that "3/4

of the crimes of violence

In this country today

are committed by dope slaves. "

That is a matter

of cold record.

Well, you can't believe

everything you read.

And that don't make me

a commie!

Mr. Hearst is

a very wealthy man

Who attended

harvard university.

Where did you matriculate?

"Ma-Tric-U-Late"?

It means,

where did you go to college?

I didn't.

I see.

Well, regardless,

mr. Kochinski,

I'm sure everyone here

takes your opinions

Very seriously.

Given the extremity

of your views,

It would be

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