Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical Page #4

try filling your lungs

with god

and not jamaican gold

satan's bold

loves to lie

don't reply

do you want to make

the angels cry?

cry-Y-Y-Y

listen to jesus, jimmy

just say "no"

to the marijuana

listen to jesus, jimmy

this comes straight

from the madonna

listen to jesus, jimmy

i'm the face

on the shroud of turin

listen to jesus, jimmy

do I need to test

your urine?

satan went and conned you

he conned you, jimmy

mustn't touch his evil ganja

jimmy, don't turn

your back on god

dona eis requiem

numquam fumes cannabis

aut incendes ibi inferno

you'll burn in hell

i've cured a lot of lepers

and i've risen from the dead

how you doing?

is that what it's gonna take

to get this through your head?

You can touch.

if you insist on smoking

to indulge those teenage kicks

soon you'll be floating naked

in the river styx

what a fix

sulfur pools

torture tools

separation from your

family jewels

rama-Lama, they're gonna

cut your dingdong

listen to jesus, jimmy

gotta give it up

for lent, boy

listen to jesus, jimmy

or wind up

as satan's rent-Boy

listen to jesus, jimmy

don't let reefer

get your keister

listen to jesus, jimmy

i'm the poster boy

for easter

jimmy, let me see you

want to see you, jimmy

kick the sin and sinsemilla

jimmy, don't turn

your back on god

for the lord god omnipotent

hateth marijuana, marijuana

listen to jesus, jimmy

thou shalt heed

this holy omen

listen to jesus, jimmy

stop indulging like a roman

listen to jesus, jimmy

all the cherubim

say you gotta

you gotta

listen to jesus, jimmy

trust the man

with the stigmata

jimmy, don't you turn

your back on god

on god

You rock, jesus!

Jimmy...

Take a hit of god instead.

You think you can handle

the high?

I got a new god now.

Ooh... ooh...

Hey!

That's my mary jane!

Think so?

You don't own

the mary jane.

The mary jane

owns you.

Listen up, kid,

and listen good.

Get out now

and don't look back.

It's too late for us,

but you -

You're young.

You still got

a chance.

Why do you got

a steak on your eye?

Just fell,

that's all.

I'm serious, jimmy.

It's dangerous here.

These days,

i got me a taste for danger!

Back off!

You're heaped to the gills!

And you - Zip it!

You'll wake sally's baby.

That's okay, mae.

Don't worry about it.

Sally, how come I haven't heard

your baby crying tonight?

Um...

I don't know.

It is a matter

of public record

That the addict

will sell anything,

Anything at all,

To obtain the decadent rush

of that next fix.

You'll take good care of him,

right?

I mean, it's not true

what they say

About you people

eating babies, is it?

Care to stay for dinner?

You're just kidding,

right?

You didn't sell your baby

for reefer money, did you?

It's okay.

I got another one

on the way.

Light?

'Cause that kind

of joke ain't...

So where'd you get

this packard?

Oh, I boosted it

from my girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

You expect me to believe

Some bobby-Soxer's

got what it takes

To chop your suey?

Sally, you're getting me

steamed up like a pants presser!

That's the idea, baby.

Tonight, you and me are gonna

break out like the measles!

Sally?

Sally!

Sally!

Keep your eyes

on the road, sally!

Serves him right for trying to

jump over the car like that.

Hey, mister,

are you okay?

We didn't see you there.

I- I...

I think he's dead.

I was never here.

Okay.

Damn lamppost.

I'm so sorry.

there's blood on my hands

and mud on my name

my id threw a party,

and everyone came

my innocence ravaged,

my virtue devoured

I can't count the strangers

with whom I have showered

i've taken a life

been stripped to my essence

and to think all I wanted

was swing-Dance lessons

Police! Freeze!

Local police are on the lookout

for a late model packard

Spotted leaving the scene

of a hit-And-Run homicide!

Mae was right

about the mary jane.

It owns me.

mary jane,

oh, mary jane

you crumpled me

like cellophane

you stir me up

like beef chow mein

you wreck me, mary jane

mary jane,

oh, mary jane

you've conquered me

like charlemagne

pleasure intertwined

with pain

you wreck me, mary jane

your toxic kisses

make my heart race

faster than a cheetah

i've been stapled

and spindled

my willpower's dwindled

you melt resistance down

like hot velveeta

mary jane,

oh, mary jane

you flushed my future

down the drain

smeared me like

a ketchup stain

but I need you

I love you

and i'm loved by mary

loved by mary, loved

by mary lane

loved by mary lane

loved by mary,

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

loved by mary,

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

i'm loved by mary lane

There's only room for one mary

in my life -

Mary lane -

With an "I," for "love. "

I love mary lane!

loved by mary,

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

Jimmy, what are you

doing here

In the middle

of the night?

It's almost 9:
00 p. M.

mary lane,

oh, mary lane

two words that fall

like gentle rain

Did you take my car?

you touch my hand

and kill my pain

I love you,

mary lane

Jimmy,

i'm in my nightgown.

you flood my world

with all the colors

of the sunday funnies

the innocent splendor

of kisses so tender

softer than a pillow

stuffed with bunnies

Bunnies?!

I don't know

what you're talking about,

But I like the sound

of it!

mary lane,

oh, mary lane

will help you sing

a new refrain

with you beside,

we'll start again

just me and mary

you and mary

you and mary lane

me and mary lane

when life becomes

a roller coaster

and I can't keep

my footing

i'll love you

completely

steady me sweetly

you're sweet as shirley temple

dipped in pudding

sweet as shirley temple

pudding

Yeah, yeah,

mary lane yeah, yeah!

oh! Mary lane

our hearts pound

like a diesel train

the world may crumble,

we'll remain

just me and mary

you and mary

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

loved by mary

love mary magdalene

by lane

loved by mary

loved by mary

loved by mary lane

loved by mary

loved by mary

yeah, I love you

loved by mary lane

you got to - Got to -

got to love me

loved by mary

hoo!

loved by mary lane

I love you, jimmy, yeah

loved by mary

loved by mary la-A-A-A-Ne

we'll sing to the rafters

of happily afters

I love you

you're loved by

mary la-A-A-A-Ane

Who can name for me the one,

all-Abiding,

All-Powerful force

in the world?

Hmm?

Principal short?

What is the human condition

so powerful

It can stave off all

that is black and evil

In these confusing times?

Love?

Oh!

In a time in which our children

are subjected

To a daily diet

of depravity

In their film

and popular music?

Ha ha!

In a time in which

the entire world

Is aligned against

the american way of life,

A time when our economy is

in a state of total collapse

And a reckless lunatic sits

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