Relative Evil Page #6
- Year:
- 2001
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just stop it now!
Sure, Ernie.
Whatever you say.
[door closing]
[melancholy music]
(Ernie)
She's learning Spanish now.
Ain't that something?
My little seorita.
(man)
Good night,
Ernie.
Well, yeah, sure,
people talk,
but you know, I-I-I think
they're just jealous,
what me and Dot got.
Yeah.
[sniffing]
Hey, Bobby.
Whaddya know,
whaddya say?
Hey.
Uh-huh.
[woman calling eerily]
JJ.
JJ.
[exhaling slowly]
[breathing continues]
[phone ringing]
[ringing continues]
[brakes screeching]
Yeah.
What?
When?
Sh*t.
Uh, Uncle Ernie--he was
walking back from the bar,
and it seems a car must have--
must have lost control
and a hit-and-run
or something,
and they found him
in the snowbank.
He's in a coma.
[Dot sobbing]
Do you think I don't know that
everybody's talking about me?
Like I go
in the bank,
and everybody suddenly
shuts up.
I never have
to wait in line.
It was like I had foam coming
out of my mouth or something.
It ain't contagious.
It's just
bad luck.
Uncle Ernie seems to have
caught a mild case of it.
Yeah, well, that don't
keep him from talking.
Oh, no, they just--
How is Ernie?
Still
unconscious.
Fortunately,
the freezing cold
slowed the bleeding,
you know,
and the doctor seemed to feel
he could be all right
when he
wakes up.
If he
wakes up.
[sobbing]
Poor little Ernie.
JJ, run out
and get your aunt's suitcase,
sweetie, okay?
[whispering gruffly]
What?
She's staying here?
Well, she certainly
can't stay alone now.
[Dot sobbing]
Oh, no,
it's all right,
Phyllis.
I'll be perfectly fine
at home.
See, she'll be fine.
Absolutely not, Dot.
This family
might not have a lot,
but we have each other.
You were here
for JJ;
we're going to be
here for you.
Here?
[whispering]
Be nice.
[Dot sobbing]
Here, sweetie.
Here's Mr. Bear, okay?
Thank you.
(Phyllis)
I'm going to make sure
we have clean towels.
[whimpering]
Let me ask you something,
there, Dot.
[sighing whinily]
Did Ernie have
life insurance?
It's just
bad luck, Bull.
You know Ernie.
He was probably
a little tipsy.
He was stumbling home
from the bar.
He fell.
Somebody gave him
a little bump.
That ain't bad luck;
that's manslaughter.
[casually]
Hmm.
Where was your car
last night, Dot?
The police already
checked it out.
It's fine.
No dents, no pings.
Well, you know,
hospital's expensive.
Like I said,
it's just bad luck.
Besides, I have
other investments.
Not anymore.
[door opening]
What in the world do you think
you're talking about?
Deal's off
is what I'm talking about.
Oh, I'm sorry, Bull,
but it doesn't work that way.
The month's paid for,
so there is still
13 days left
in this ball game.
There were rules, Dot,
and you broke 'em.
You brought
somebody else in.
Foul, Dot.
You fouled out!
I wonder what Phyllis'll
think about all this.
She'll understand.
Oh, she won't understand
about this.
You ought to take a look
at that contract again.
Funny--you won't find my name
anywhere on it.
I'll explain it
to her.
I'm sorry, Bull.
We can't afford
to be selfish now.
I tried to explain that
to Ernie.
[door slamming]
Look, I'll give you
your f***ing 2 grand back.
You just call it off.
Oh, that's real
sweet of you, Bull.
Don't got the stomach
for it?
Thank God I do.
Thank God I know
what's best for this family.
What's best is
you keep away from JJ.
I'm warning you.
Sure, Bull.
Anything you say.
[machine beeping]
(JJ)
Why'd you take me
out of group?
I thought you enjoyed
having an audience too much.
What's the matter?
No more
funny anecdotes?
back in group.
I think
we should be alone
until you recognize
that you are a very real person.
I don't think you ever
truly believe you existed.
Don't get nutty
on me, Doc.
But you exist.
I have proof:
hospital records,
court records.
People are
paying attention.
Hey, kid,
you're late.
Here you go, ma'am.
All right,
here you go.
Thanks.
It's all there.
Uh, your receipt.
[sniffing and humming]
[door opening]
(JJ)
Are you okay?
Coping.
How was work?
It was fine.
Where's Mom and Pop?
It's just
you and me, JJ.
JJ, freshen me up.
Thanks, sweetheart.
[swallowing deeply]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
I didn't say when.
[giggling]
Warms me up.
[giggling]
I'm sorry.
How long's
it been, JJ?
Six months.
Ah.
16 days.
Doesn't seem fair,
does it?
Working hard
like you do,
no Miller Time
for you.
I guess I've had
enough Miller Time
for the entire
NASCAR circuit.
[Dot chuckling]
Sit down, JJ.
Let me ask you
something.
How long are you supposed
to keep this up?
Is there a test
or something?
Look,
it's really not
about proving
anything, all right?
This is just me now.
Just you?
[laughing]
No,
it's not you, JJ.
It's not you
at all.
Hey, remember when
I caught you stealing my pills?
Remember?
Ernie was off
at work,
and I was in the next room
with the holy Father,
sneaking him down
to his skivvies.
He was moaning away
in Latin.
(JJ)
You were singing He's Got
the Whole World in His Hands.
(Dot)
And then I caught you lying
at the bottom of the bathtub,
trying to hide,
and you were zonked out
on half a bottle of Valium.
[chuckling]
I learned a lot
about the Bible
trapped
in that bathroom.
We're all people,
JJ.
We're all
just weak people.
Sit over here.
Come on, honey.
Sit with
your Aunt Dot.
I want to show you
something.
(JJ)
What is it?
Read it.
It's an insurance policy.
Yeah, I found it
in the glove compartment
of the Beetle.
It's an awful lot
of money.
Bull's careful.
I'm sure
we all have insurance.
Yeah, yeah,
of course we do.
It's for, what,
$75,000.
Well, you're certainly
worth $75,000.
Insurance is
for everybody.
Mm-hmm.
It's just in case.
Bull is very--
Bull's being careful;
yeah, you said.
Yeah.
You liked
listening to us?
Me and the deacon?
Sh*t, Dot, I mean--
You can tell me, JJ.
It ain't like
we're related or anything.
I'll bet you couldn't wait
to tell all your friends.
I didn't tell
anybody.
Nobody?
It was your secret?
Our secret.
Well, I ain't
such an old woman
that we can't have
more secrets, JJ.
Why don't you have
a drink with me?
Dot...
Come on.
Share mine
with me.
[footsteps approaching]
(Benji)
It isn't snowing!
You promised
to play baseball with me
when it ain't
snowing!
And it's not!
Yeah, I did.
I did.
You know, I did.
I promised Benji,
and, you know,
I'd love to talk to you, Dot,
and, um, thank you,
but, you know,
tryouts are coming up,
and, um, and the weather
being like it is.
And damn, you know?
Isn't weather
funny?
Button up.
[door closing]
[man over TV]
Good evening.
continues,
as we expect an addition
6 to 10 inches of snow
through the night.
Schools and most businesses
remain closed,
the highways blocked
from the Parkway north,
and road crews are
doing everything they can
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