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Come on, let's go.

We're going someplace else.

Wait up, man.

Won't you introduce me?

This is Danny Yellow and TJD.

Two colleagues from the scene.

- You are rappers loo? Bonjour.

Dude, why are you waving like that?

I have heard so much about you.

Nice to actually see you.

What did he tell you about me?

- Not that you're blind.

Well, she's blind, right?

- Shut up.

You shut up, you fat fake rapper.

Let go off me.

Another sip?

Nice.

Are you going to punish me now?

-or do you want to be punished?

I don't think we should be doing this.

Ali's going well.

THE UNIVERSE:

So when are we going to eat that thing?

You're a cold-hearted person, Daniel.

Cold-hearted.

Come.

Here, because he startled you.

Really?

Chicken nuggets?

That cousin of yours

is the biggest f***ing d*ckhead ever.

Yes.

Maybe all this wasn't

such a great idea after all.

Dude, this is your chance.

Chicks always want to f***

when they' re sad.

Dude, I have no chance whatsoever

with her.

F*** it, I'm gonna help you.

Is everything okay?

What's the matter, sis?

- Tomorrow's the beach party.

Jody Bernal just cancelled.

- And that's bad news?

We have a lot of repairs to do

that we can't afford and now...

...the campsite will go bankrupt.

What if we can arrange something?

- With Jody Bernal?

Lil' Kleine for instance.

- But how?

I know him.

What do you think?

Kleine speaking.

This is Luca, man.

What's up?

- Chill, man.

A friend of mine is in deep sh*t.

- What's happened?

She has organized a beach party

at the beach of Renesse...

...but her main act has just cancelled.

Can't you stand in for him?

Of course, old guy.

Nice.

I'll text you all the details.

That's been taken care of.

You're a hero.

You have to thank him.

I know them through him.

I'm going to print new flyers right away.

Dude, what the f***?

- Did you see how she looked at you?

You're going to get laid

after that concert.

After what concert?

Dressed up as Lil' Kleine?

Why do you say these stupid things?

Dude, I'm only trying to help.

Relax.

Do you know how you could help me?

Just keep your mouth shut for once.

What kind of friend are you?

- Not someone who's promising Lil' Kleine.

Yo, homies.

What's wrong?

Can I do something? Some favour'?

Dude, didn't I tell you

to stay away from me?

We are not your friends.

I've really had it with the both of you.

Faggots.

I've been thinking.

Why don't we go get Lil' Kleine for real?

I mean, you said it yourself:

no guts, no glory.

YOU), man.

But how?

You know I don't know him.

- Dude, we should at least try.

Go figure.

If Lil' Kleine appears on stage,

you'll have every chick in your pocket.

He doesn't answer his phone.

- Just when you need the a**hole.

Relax, there's an Uber on its way.

It will be here in two hours.

The concert will be long over by then.

The bus won't go in another hour.

That's sh*t.

We have one option left.

There's a rental nearby.

These batteries are gay.

Call these guys.

That's tricky with no reception.

Danielle, can't you flash

that little white ass of yours?

Please, do get in.

Do you want some?

Or you?

It's really good.

You?

No.

- No, thank you.

Relax.

Sir?

I got it.

Where are you guys going in Goes?

We're going to The Myth.

- To the pop stage in The Myth?

That's fantastic.

Amazing concerts.

It's just a shame that they serve

that cheap beer.

Pretty tasteless, if you ask me.

Anyway, is there a good band tonight

playing some heavy rock music?

Sir...

- I've often had those hot chicks...

Pay attention to the road.

We'll continue in a minute.

I need to take a leak.

100% DESIGNATED DRIVING

0% ALCOHOL

THE MYTH:

Lil' Kleine's concert?

It was great.

Clan Master Six?

Stage door.

At the back, I believe.

Kleine, wait.

No.

Hi there, sweet thing.

Do you want to play with us?

Can't you make something up?

Just think.

- Dude, what?

It's best to be honest.

Yes.

Hey, Bas.

What's wrong?

We went to Goes to arrange the concert,

but things didn't work out that well.

I just want to be honest to you.

I don't know Lil' Kleine at all.

Hold on.

So...

...Lil' Kleine won't be here tonight?

No, we didn't succeed.

You f***ing a**hole.

Why do you promise things like this?

Why did you let me arrange everything?

I twittered about it.

It's a f***ing catastrophe.

Now we will certainly go bankrupt.

Please get out of here, a**hole.

I don't ever want to see you again.

Bas, dude.

Are you okay?

We're going to launch that flare

and leave.

Those bastards.

Don't do anything stupid.

Yo, dipshits.

It's that f*ggot.

- Let's get them.

Dudes?

Over there.

I see them.

The car.

- Where's Thijs?

Are you a bad boy?

I'm a very bad boy.

Thijs?

- Thijs is not available right now.

I know where he is.

We have to go.

We need the car.

You have to drive, man.

You guys go without me.

There they are.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.

Are you saying this under pressure?

- We need you, homie.

Which way?

- To the left.

Sorry.

Into reverse.

Go back.

Sorry, grandpa.

Rest in peace.

Idiots, what are you doing?

- Relax, old man. I have insurance.

RECEPTION:

Goddamned, my shed.

It's time to go now, boys.

It's a good thing those guys

get the blame, right?

Yes.

- Sure thing.

This Renesse disappointed me a bit anyway.

Everything was pretty filthy.

There are new Game of Thrones episodes

online.

Awesome.

- My place tonight on the video projector?

Okay.

That Daenerys chick is f***ing hot.

- F***ing hot.

It would have been cool

to see Lil' Kleine.

Jorik, you mean?

I'll get you some tickets someday.

He's a buddy of mine.

Jorik lives in my street.

We always play Mario Kart together.

Why didn't you say this earlier?

We've busted our asses to have him

at the party.

Pam')

What pawn?

LIL' KLEINE LIVE

SATURDAY, SECOND OF JUNE

Hello, Renesse.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

are we in a good mood?

See you in a minute.

Bas, come here, son.

What was that all about?

Mike's dad's insurance company will pay

all damage including all repair work.

Do you have a break in an minute?

Awesome job, man.

This is so cool.

How did you get him here?

That's us rappers, you know.

I know him, he knows me.

Do you wanna dance with me?

It's me, Luca.

- Good evening.

I should tell you something.

I'm not that popular in Japan

and I do not go running every morning.

I knew it.

I may be blind, but I'm not stupid.

It was not cool of you

to lie to your friends...

...and that you were ashamed of me.

How can I be ashamed

of the most beautiful chick on earth?

It was kinda sexy that you, on me...

But next time, think about my needs too.

Alright?

I hacked your location.

I hope you don't mind?

It's a good party.

You know...

You're so different

from all the other girls.

With you, I can really be myself.

That feels so good.

Really?

You're saying this?

Okay, b*tch.

Come here.

You have to pour the milk

when it's fresh.

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