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- I didn't mean to freak you out.

- All right, good night.

- Night.

Hey, I... I didn't know

if you did evening sessions.

I can, but not if the client

isn't in appropriate workout clothes.

Well, I mean, hey.

The pay is the same either way, right?

Come on. Come in.

Listen, Danny. We need to talk.

Yeah, no, we absolutely need to talk.

That's why I want you to come inside.

No... but listen, I just...

I need to figure out if we can continue

a professional relationship here...

- Come on inside. Come in the house.

- And if we can't...

Come on. I want to show you something.

I hired these guys.

Sorry?

Kat.

Come here. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Chef Paul, that looks amazing.

- You're a wizard.

- Thank you.

Look at that. Look at that salad.

Look at that. This is...

I hope you brought an appetite and that

you didn't eat already because...

- I had a Power Bar on the way over.

- You had a Power Bar... great, that's...

Well, that's all right,

but this is some gourmet stuff.

This is, like... he's...

he's a celebrity, that guy.

Kat!

Keep playing.

Kat, where are you going?

This is good food. This is...

How f***ing stupid are you?

Hey, Kat. Kat. Kat!

You want to date me?

- For 100 bucks an hour?

- No. I mean, yes, I want to date you.

Why, because you thought

we liked each other?

Yeah. Well, you know.

Danny, I'm in the service industry,

okay? That is my job.

You know what?

That's not what this sh*t is about.

This is about you insecure fucks

not trusting anything you can't buy.

My god. You have got to be

the worst rich guy ever.

You don't know what to do with your money.

Boo-f***ing-hoo, Danny.

- Give it to charity.

- Fine, I can do that. I'll do that.

Give it to cancer research, and then

go get cancer for all I give a f***!

God damn.

I'm sorry, Danny. Was that harsh?

Maybe I'm not your dream girl, okay? Maybe

we have absolutely nothing in common.

I had a lot in common

with my ex-wife, so I don't know.

Maybe I don't need to do that again.

You know, I didn't know

you were this angry.

Well, I am!

It's not making me

any less attracted to you.

- How do they know I'm sexy?

- They've seen your picture on my Facebook.

- They're watching me on Facebook?

- Of course.

You remember those pictures

I was taking almost every day?

The ones with my shirt off?

All right, see you, Charles.

Hey, I...

Why do I have a message from Danny Ross

telling me that he's stopping

payment on his check?

Okay, tell me you deposited it,

that it's in the bank?

That's not... That's beside the point.

Well, look, I was about to tell you

that we had some personal issues.

Just some inappropriate behavior,

nothing illegal or scary,

but I don't think that

I should go over there again.

You should hire somebody

to do this part for you.

Don't make fun of me, Kat.

I'm good with business.

This is... it's $25,000.

Yeah, he wanted to pay for two years

in advance, three sessions a week.

- I talked him down a bit but not much.

- Did he hit on you or something?

- Right, and how did you handle that?

- Poorly, but he crossed the line, Trevor,

and you know I can't handle it

when the line is crossed.

What, did he use inappropriate language

or try and touch you or...

No, I mean, yes, he hired, like,

a jazz band to sing to me.

Jazz? What the f***?

Jazz, maybe love songs or ballads.

I'm not... I don't know what it was,

but it was inappropriate, and I just...

I don't think we need him as a client,

and I'm sorry that you didn't have

your sh*t together to deposit this

when I gave it to you.

No, I'm... I mean, I...

I am genuinely sorry.

I'm calling him.

Hey, I'm in a movie.

Danny, can you hear me?

It's Trevor Manning from Power 4 Life.

Listen, mate, I got your message, and...

I've just been talking to Kat

here in my office.

Is she there now? Put her on.

I'm gonna need you to keep

your distance from Kat, okay?

I don't think there's any need to bring in

any legal authorities at this time,

but if you try to contact her, just to say

that the law won't be your only problem.

- Are you threatening him?

- Are you threatening me?

Absolutely not.

Well, maybe you'll have a legal problem,

dick nose. I have an amazing lawyer.

Hey, I'm at a movie, man. Bye.

Raymond!

Raymond, get in here!

Raymond!

Our territory is not

being threatened, brother.

"Why are you yelling at me, Dada?

I'm just following my instincts."

You told me you wanted

to learn how to take a punch.

Well, you think you're ready?

Listen, when I send a young woman

over to your house,

there is an implicit trust that you know

how to behave like an adult, right?

When you break that trust...

man, you're opening the gates of hell,

and this is not about the check,

by the way, all right?

You know, Kat was already over here

pushing me all around my own house,

so the... you know, the hellhounds

or whatever have already been released.

- Good.

- You missed it.

Yeah, good, good. Well, I back her 100%.

Now, listen, I'm just gonna

say this politely, okay?

You can... you can hire as many lawyers

as you like to come after me.

But really, you don't have a leg

to stand on, do you?

I don't... I probably deserved it,

but like I told her,

her whole anger thing just...

turned me on, all right? It was hot.

Why don't you do me a favor? Why don't you

do me a favor and just hit me?

- Why don't you hit me first?

- You want hit?

Yeah, why don't you hit me?

Go on, punch me.

Like what? Like... like...

You hired a jazz combo to sing to her!

Yeah.

God. You know...

I've heard of runner's high,

but I didn't realize there's

an out-of-your-mind high.

This is crazy.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna let you go, okay?

- Okay.

- All right.

I'm looking forward to it.

I'm done, man. You know, I don't want

to be a rageaholic muscle man, anyway.

You guys can keep it.

I'm gonna stick with pudgy and mellow.

Yeah, whatever.

You want me to at least pay

for the sessions I already took?

Like I said, it's not

about the money, brother.

"It's not about..."

"It's not about the money, brother"

Hey... look, I...

I just want to say that I'm...

I don't... I don't need you to give up

on training because of any of this.

Hey... you know, I got a bunch of...

exercise equipment here

that... I'm not gonna use.

- Do you want to take some of it?

- No, that's what I'm saying.

I'm sure this whole experience

has soured you on us, but...

you know, and just because

Power 4 Life wasn't the right fit for you

in helping you achieve your goals

doesn't mean you should use that

as an excuse to, you know,

to give up on those goals.

Hey, you know, I've been

watching your videos on YouTube.

Yeah. And you make it seem like

you believe all this sh*t, you know.

Of course, I do.

Yeah.

You smoke weed?

No.

So, I'd want to have

a partition here, right,

but not a full sort of

floor-to-ceiling wall, you know.

I want to feel like the space

has flow, you know,

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