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Synopsis: The healthy living philosophies of an ultra-positive gym owner, Trevor, played by Guy Pearce, is tested against his employee Kat's more pragmatic approach, played by Cobie Smulders. It doesn't help that the two have slept together and he harbours lingering feelings for her. Her unresolved anger threatens to ruin the gym's relationship with a wealthy new client, Danny, played by Kevin Corrigan. Matters are further jeopardized when Trevor, trying to smooth the situation, gives way to his own emotions instead. In spite of their best efforts, neither is able to truly move on. The business risk Trevor is in too deep to back away from and the uncertainty of something more with Kat threatens to profoundly impact both their lives.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Andrew Bujalski
Production: Magnolia Pictures
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Metacritic:
73
Rotten Tomatoes:
83%
R
Year:
2015
105 min
Website
133 Views


It's supposed to hurt.

You fool yourself if you think

you conquer pain.

You cannot conquer pain. Pain is key.

You cannot work against it.

You must work with it.

When you come up,

you come up to that front heel.

All that work is in that front heel.

Drop down into it.

Wait...

What?

What?

Okay, I'm sorry. That was...

it was just a... it was a visual thing.

No sh*t, it's a visual.

It's... I look ridiculous.

That's why we're doing

this sh*t in private.

It's not ridiculous.

You're learning something new.

All right, and push up.

Take a breath if you need it, okay?

Yeah.

Good. Okay.

Monty Python. Ministry of Silly Walks.

You don't know that?

Do you know who Monty Python is?

You've never heard of Monty...

You don't know who they are?

John Cleese? Sh*t, I'm old.

You're not old.

You're just lazy. Let's go.

- Well, nice work today.

- Thanks.

I meant to say,

I enjoyed your photography again.

You have... you have no idea what

I'm talking about. That's awesome.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah.

Yeah. Do you want to come in

and smoke some time?

It doesn't have to be now.

I mean, some time.

Well, you know, it's not very... it's not

very good for you. It's not healthy.

Yeah, we may disagree

on the definition of health.

Well, I have a... I have a client now,

but I appreciate the offer.

Yeah.

- Good night.

- Good night.

But when my boyfriend starts

getting calls from her boyfriend,

saying, "what the f***, yo?"

Like, then it's my business, you know?

Right. Well, they just got

to take some responsibility.

Exactly. I think I just did 20.

I counted 16.

I was paying attention.

I think it was 20.

Okay, I'm gonna put 16 down in here

'cause that's what I counted,

but if you want to move on,

we can move on.

Yeah. Thank you.

Am I your most out-of-shape client?

No.

No, definitely not.

You know what, Danny?

Your questionable diet aside,

you actually, like, put in an effort

into some of the workouts.

I mean, some of these people, I don't even

know why they waste their money.

They... they waste it 'cause

they have it. That's why I waste it.

I've met a lot of rich people, okay,

and you have got your own sense of style.

- Just no frills at all.

- You know, I tell you, it's like...

Thank you.

It's a rental, so it's temporary. I don't

know how long I'm gonna stay in town.

I mean, like, what are you,

some, like, globetrotting,

trust-fund kid?

What? No. F***, no.

You want something to drink?

You want water? You want a beer?

You want a protein shake

or whatever you drink?

- I'll take a water, thanks.

- Okay.

Did you invent a website,

something like that?

Let's have whiskey.

You want to have a shot?

- Whiskey?

- Like, come on. Enough control.

- I don't know about...

- Enough controlling our descent.

Yeah, yeah. You just...

just a little bit, I think.

A little bit?

I got divorced about...

God, I don't know.

- A half a year ago?

- Your wife invented a website, then?

No, she didn't invent sh*t. She was...

she's pretty smart. I respect her.

- You want ice?

- Yeah, I'll take some ice, thank you.

But I... she's...

That's not what happened.

Thanks.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Within 24 hours of...

the ink drying on the divorce,

I find out my mother's dead.

- I'm sorry.

- That's all right. You didn't kill her.

Hadn't talked to her for 16, 17 years.

You know, we didn't leave off

on a good place,

and I knew she lived in Texas.

I knew she married a rich guy.

I didn't realize how rich.

I didn't realize he'd already died.

I never thought

she'd put me in her will.

The thing is, if she had died

one week earlier,

my ex-wife would be rich now,

and I feel bad about that,

because I think she really

would've enjoyed being rich.

Yeah, I mean, some girls

are into that...

thing.

Do you want to watch TV?

People ask me all the time

about the progress we've made

treating mental illness

in this country...

- Are you married?

- Me?

No way. You see a ring on this finger?

...and when I talk to the medical

professionals in the field.

They'll tell you we've made

phenomenal progress.

A boyfriend?

I've been sleeping with someone,

or I was sleeping with someone.

I don't know

if that's happening anymore.

And, in fact, it may be worse.

Yeah, we sought treatment, and it's...

He was in and out

of institutions for years, and...

I've lost count

of how many places we went...

we went to, and...

we all knew he was in danger.

We knew it was a danger.

On the morning of November 3rd,

Billy boarded a bus headed to Madison,

carrying three handguns

all legally purchased.

The last time he had spoken to Susan

had been four days earlier.

He told her he was going back.

- Slow down. No disrobing, okay?

- Okay.

I know it's on the high end

of your scale,

you know, size-wise and price-wise,

but I just thought you'd want to see it.

I mean, it could be amazing, right?

You could get so much equipment in here.

Not that it's about competing

with the franchise gyms.

Imagine having a juice bar there, right,

with a nutritionist on staff.

You know, in a place like this, I could

take the whole Power 4 Life philosophy

and actualize it.

We could have a heart center, we could

have a mind center, have a spirit center.

We could make that area like a private area

and have a licensed therapist on staff.

We could have meditation classes.

I mean, it's crazy,

and if it didn't take off really quickly,

you'd probably see me down

at 24-Hour Fitness begging for a job.

Hey, hey, the first thing

you told me when we met

was that you were looking to grow.

So the real question is,

how much do you want to grow?

You do CrossFit, don't you?

Six days a week, and sometimes

I try and squeeze in yoga

- and Pilates if I can.

- And who do you train with?

Do you know Dominic

and Sarah at South Side?

They're fantastic.

Yeah, but if you were in this location,

I'd have to start coming here.

Super convenient for me.

I just live a few blocks away.

Really? There's so many

great restaurants around here.

Yeah, I mean, not that I can go

to any of them since I've gone paleo.

I know a really great beef-ball place

if you want a recommendation.

Absolutely.

Let me know when you're free,

and we'll get it on the calendar.

- Okay.

- Excuse me.

Hey, if I... go to the store,

do you want me to pick you up anything?

Hello?

Tre... Trevor?

Yeah, your door was open.

I just wanted to see if you were okay.

- Hi, Thea.

- Hey.

I could have texted, but I didn't have

the app that can deliver soup.

Thea, Trevor brought soup.

Would you like some soup or...

- No, I'm okay, thanks.

- I rescheduled most of my clients.

You know, I'm sick,

but everything is cool.

Okay.

You look like you're in good healing hands.

I'll just leave this for you, and...

if you need to cancel tomorrow,

let me know, and I'll sort that out.

Health first? Okay, see you ladies.

- Was this business or personal, Trevor?

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Andrew Bujalski

Andrew Bujalski (born April 29, 1977 in Boston, Massachusetts) is an American film director, screenwriter and actor, who has been called the "Godfather of Mumblecore." more…

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