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It was pretty f***ing casual.

But you run his life?

You're saying it's like a marriage,

but without the sex.

I'm sure your new boyfriend would be happy

you have another man to control.

Well, I control them all, so...

So you're seeing someone, then?

- Well, a few contenders, you know.

- Just contenders, no champions?

He loves his athletics metaphors.

- Listen, I'm aware that you somehow...

- Amazing. Thank you so much.

You think that I'm in denial

or naive or something

because I express emotions

differently than you?

Trevor, I don't think that it's your fault.

I really don't think it's your fault.

I think that you have no idea

what is going on in your own brain.

I mean, you know optimal,

and you know suboptimal,

and clearly, I am suboptimal for you.

- Well, clearly, I am suboptimal for you...

- Can I ask you guys a question?

- Not to mention inappropriate.

- Well, that's true.

You have a daughter that's probably

my age, and that is pretty f***ed up.

- Gina's 22, and you're 29. She's 29.

- Actually, I'm 30 now.

I turned 30 since you saw me last, which

is why I just seem so much more mature.

Happy birthday.

And listen, for the record,

I did tell you about Gina

that first time we went to lunch,

which was before we were

sleeping together.

I don't think you were paying attention to

what this old man was crapping on about.

You guys actually... you really

do sound married. You do.

You know, I'm the one who supposedly,

you know, not in touch with his feelings,

but look at the name

on my business. Yeah?

I'm very aware of how important

emotions are to the balance of our lives.

But, you know, I'm the one

who experienced,

despite my better judgment...

I'll call it a genuine longing for you.

My.

You're gonna call it

a genuine longing for me?

Grigory, you've been very generous

with your time.

Erin, your hospitality's been

fantastic. Thank you.

- This night must not end.

- I just think we should go.

- Some more coffee now?

- Yeah.

You can't keep making her get up, man.

Geez, whatever happened to chivalry?

- I got it.

- Thank you.

I like her.

Yeah, I like her, too.

That's not the issue. I just don't...

You know, we just couldn't work out.

We wouldn't...

Work out.

This trip was a waste of time,

so I'm not gonna blame you

for ruining the night.

But I just need you to know, Kat,

that my life is not a waste of time.

Hey, guys.

Grigory wanted me to let you know

that he wanted you to find a way

to work together in the future.

Maybe keep in contact with him,

these are a gift from him.

They're from his line which you might

consider carrying?

- Cool, yeah. We'll keep in touch.

- Okay.

- Yeah, thanks again for dinner.

- Yeah, of course, it was really fun.

- Thanks, guys.

- Thank you. Night.

Hey, I'm sorry, Trevor.

I'm gonna write you a check for $3,000

when we get back to Austin, and then...

I would like us to try and be friends.

You really think that's gonna work?

Well, I think it works how

we want it to work, don't you?

Are we just gonna let Danny pull

the strings and give him what he wants

'cause the wealthy client's

always right?

What... what does he want?

How much did you hate me at the end?

Not as much as you hated me.

Well, I know you. That's why.

It's... that's the beauty part.

Maybe.

Okay, you know who my cab driver was

this morning in Austin to the airport?

Do I know this person?

No, I mean... No, he's just some guy.

I don't know him. You don't know him.

He was just this guy

who looked like Willie Nelson.

I thought everybody down there

looked like Willie Nelson.

Not everybody. Anyway, he...

this guy... he was just...

This guy was from America.

He's like this old hippie guy

driving a cab.

You know, telling me his whole...

like, long Texas life story.

And I'm, like, this is...

it's not my story.

It's not my, like, it's not...

This is not my reality.

I get off the plane at JFK,

catch a cab, yellow cab, right?

Pakistani guy is on his cellphone,

yammering away to another Pakistani guy,

totally ignoring me,

and I'm just in the back seat going,

"yeah, man, this is more like it."

So, come back. Is there some, like...

some legal thing you got to stay

for the money or something?

No, there's no... there's nothing

keeping me there.

It's my money. I can do

whatever I want with it.

I can do anything

I want with it, you know?

And I think... I'm thinking, you know...

that, you know...

If you're gonna start

to f***ing romance me...

- What?

- I'll f***ing stab you.

With this cheese grater knife.

Listen, don't stab me, all right?

I'm not. I'm not trying to do that.

I love you. I love you, I do.

I still love you.

- I just think I can...

- God, no, don't.

I do... listen, you know what

kind of place we could get?

I mean, amazing. New place.

We could move into a brownstone on

Gramercy Park if we want. That's what I...

- You want to make this difficult for me?

- No.

- Again?

- I'm not. I'm not, no.

I'm talking about our marriage.

I don't know. Did I do something wrong?

I did... that came...

I did it wrong. I did it wrong.

I've always been loyal.

That's just who I am.

Let's talk about trust?

Trust is one of those things that we have

to earn from each other, all right?

And some people... some bloody people

just can't f***ing control themselves.

Man, that sure is a beautiful dog.

Thanks.

- Hello?

- Hey, If I hadn't been a client,

if I had just been some

funny stoner that you met,

would I have had a shot at you?

Answer my question first.

Trevor can tell you what this is all about.

He should tell you, but I don't know.

I don't get reality anymore.

Well, you have been smoking

a lot of pot for a long time.

Well, that's just part of it. Come on.

Did I have a shot with you?

This is sort of important.

Well, I think you're awesome,

but the short answer is no.

What's the long answer?

No.

Okay, well, I'm doing one thing right.

What?

Yeah.

- Well...

- You're not sleeping in the car, are you?

I have this ex-client, Tallie.

Very hot body. She would love

to meet a crazy-ass rich dude.

- Is that Danny?

- You know what? Scratch that, actually.

You can do better. It doesn't even matter

anyway, Danny. Just go to these bars

- where these chicks hang out and say...

- Can I talk to him?

"Hey, I'm a rich guy

looking to treat a lady nice."

- You could even go to, like, a sorority.

- Here. Give us the phone.

Okay, Trevor wants to yell at you.

- Hey, Danny. I feel betrayed, man.

- He says you want to tell me something?

I broke up with my f***ing

wife again, man.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

That's... yeah, that's tough.

You know, you're just gonna have to grieve,

and then when you're ready,

you're gonna have to pick yourself up

and start using that heart muscle again.

- What?

- Just put it on speaker.

It was like I was saying

last night, you know?

I know, Kat told me the same thing,

you know, like,

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