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- that I should go out and get some bimbo.

- Just someone who's nice to you.

No, not a bimbo. Just a starter girlfriend.

Just something lightweight, okay?

You've got some bad habits.

You just need to retrain yourself.

- That's a fitness metaphor.

- Just start all over again?

You just... you got to be strong, okay?

You got to be focused.

You've also got to have fun, though,

remember that, okay?

- I got to go.

- Danny?

Don't you f***ing touch me! F*** you!

What the f***, man?

Five hundred and forty two photos

in this folder,

and they're just

the greatest hits, really.

I might have a shower, I think.

Is Lorenzo really a bisexual gigolo?

Yeah. Not full-time,

but he has sex with both genders

and gets gifts for that, so, yeah.

Well, that's fine, I guess.

Good night, again.

Night.

- Morning.

- Morning.

Come on, keep up.

Now what?

God.

Where are you?

Somewhere in the desert

way ahead of you in the dorkmobile.

Are you hungry?

- Is that okay?

- It's perfect, thanks.

Carlos said he knew how to do it.

I just had never heard of it before

- with the whites of the eggs.

- This is exactly right.

So you just kind

of pull the yolk out of it?

Yeah, you can just pour it back

from one half to the other,

and eventually,

they'll just separate out.

Does it taste better?

No, it's just less in saturated fat.

Okay.

Hey, are you still going

to want to f*** me

if we have to talk business partner stuff

every day? I might not want to f*** you.

Listen, babe, I don't want to put

words in your mouth, but...

- Where is this "babe" thing coming from?

- I was under the impression

that you were burnt out on training.

Well, yeah, you know. I just got tired

of selling everyone this bullshit

that I could change their lives

for them, you know?

I know we're supposed to be telling them

that they're doing it for themselves,

- but I mean, come on.

- You just got to trust them.

And by the way, this is still

the business we're in, okay?

You can change their lives

because you believe in it,

and Trevor, that's fine. I'm just...

I'm in the back now running the sh*t.

Lunch is on me, by the way.

Look, I think we can both agree that

sleeping together, taken on its own merits,

- it's pretty fantastic.

- It's not terrible.

It just hasn't always had

good outcomes, though, has it?

- If you don't believe that people can...

- Excuse me!

- ...change.

- Excuse me.

Yeah, there's an extra charge on here

for substitution on his omelette.

Well, like I said, we've never done that

before with the whites of the eggs.

- It's fine, just...

- That's not an substitution,

that's a subtraction, so if anything,

it should be costing less.

It's more work, Kat. It's more.

They've got to separate it.

You can talk to my manager if you want,

but I'm supposed to charge you for that.

- Why? It's common sense.

- Kat. Kat.

No, Trevor, listen. If you say,

"I want a cup of black coffee,

don't bring me any cream or sugar,"

do you charge extra

for the trouble of not providing those

things? I mean, come on. It's ridiculous.

Okay, you're kind of getting rude.

Jesus Christ, Kat. Here. Just take my

credit card and charge the whole amount,

and I promise,

you'll get a really good tip.

Thank you.

Man, you love getting ripped off,

which is another reason you need me

as a business partner.

Listen, do you have feelings for me?

Yeah, I mean...

What do you mean?

Well, can you describe those feelings?

Describe your feelings.

You're unbelievable. I just can't

get you to admit to anything.

I mean, I should just walk out of here

and go and get a lawyer.

Two lawyers, actually. One to sue

Danny for trying to f*** me over

and one to take out a restraining order

on you, but I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that.

But can you at least just tell me

how you think it's fair that I'm gonna

torpedo my life because I love you?

You have a good day.

- Let's just go, shall we?

- Yeah.

I'll see you back in Austin.

Okay.

Can I ask you something?

What did Danny want you to tell me?

All right, okay.

But, also...

I love you, too.

We're both so screwed.

We're really, really screwed.

And I feel dizzy,

which I'm also too old for.

Tell me if it doesn't feel good.

It feels great.

- No, go back. I like that show.

- No, no, douche city.

Okay.

Hi.

Can we help you?

Yeah, your door was open.

My name's Danny.

I'm a multimillionaire.

I was gonna throw a party at my house,

sort of an outreach thing.

I know your sisterhood does

a lot of community service,

and this is just sort of a thank you.

Booze and everything,

on me, and... yeah.

Come on over, bring your friends.

Bring whatever. Whatever you want.

Yeah.

I'm not a douchebag.

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