Richard Pryor: Live in Concert Page #8

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You got to be cool

when you're macho man, right,

Cause you can't be sensitive

And care about if someone

have a good time in bed, sh*t.

That's too scary, right.

Cause men be scared in bed.

I don't give a f***

what they tell you women,

When the sex is over,

the man be talking sh*t like,

Did she come, I wonder if she came

I think she came.

I wonder if it was good to her,

I hope it was good to her.

I'm not going to ask her, though.

I don't give a,

cause if you didn't like it,

That's all right,

I don't care,

Cause I did the best I could,

now f*** her.

That's it.

She's not getting anymore

and that's it.

Please get hard, please.

I don't care what,

don't kiss me no more,

I don't want to be touched.

And some n*ggers will be lying,

talking about,

I can f*** eight,

nine hours, jack.

You some lying mother f***ers.

You f*** nine hours,

We know where to bury your ass

on the tenth.

Hey, cause I like

making love myself,

And I can make love

for about three minutes.

I do about three minutes

of serious f***ing,

Then I need eight hours sleep,

And a bowl of Wheaties.

And you can tell

When you done made good love

to your woman, right,

Because she will go to sleep.

That's when you

really are macho man.

I put your ass to sleep,

Im macho man.

But if you finish f***ing

And your woman want to talk

about computer components,

You got some more

f***ing to do.

And don't get me wrong now,

They got some women just as

chauvinist as we men are, right.

They got some woman

be talking about,

Oh, no, please stop,

I can't take it,

Oh, please stop.

You say, can you wait

till I put it in?

And usually

when men meet a woman

That says she never had

an orgasm,

Man, we go right past

sensitivity, right,

We go right to the ego, right.

And say, well, b*tch,

you going to come this evening.

Get that as soon as I can get

my sh*t open here.

Man, as much sh*t

as I got in this briefcase,

I know you going to come.

Just a minute,

now, here

Just relax.

And when you don't use

sensitivity

When you're having sex, right,

or share some of your soul,

Nothing going to happen.

Because men really get afraid,

Men are really scared in bed

of women because they got,

You got to have that macho sh*t

be working.

Uh, did...

did, uh, did you...

did you, um, uh,

Did you come?

Did you?

Right, cause men get defensive,

if a woman says she didn't come,

Men get real defensive, right.

They won't take their

no fault for sh*t, right.

They might say anything

when they get scared, right.

Man will go, uh, look, baby,

uh, maybe your p*ssy's dead.

And women always have

a great comeback, right,

The woman says,

Well, why don't you give it

mouth-To-Mouth resuscitation.

You ever give head

for nine hours?

Your back locks.

Your jaws and sh*t swell all up,

Your lips look like

a canton, jack.

You be talking about,

Baby,

I can't do any more.

And when you stop,

Women always say,

but I almost came!

Finally, I ended up saying,

I said look,

I'll be the b*tch,

you get on top.

And she came, too, right.

She says, oh,

oh, oh, Im coming!

"Close encounters... " melody

She say, how was it?

I say.

Thank you.

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