Ricky Gervais: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special Page #2

Synopsis: Award-winning actor/comedian Ricky Gervais' first-ever HBO stand-up special features his unique takes on such disparate issues as fund-raising, autism, fame, nursery rhymes, Nazis, moronic friends, obesity and more.
Director(s): John Moffitt
Production: HBO
  Nominated for 3 Primetime Emmys. Another 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.8
TV-MA
Year:
2008
72 min
616 Views


Asta sigur ajut ...

Ten separate table with hamburgers and potato fries.

Ten trips to McDonald's ... Taxi!

Not even walk up there!

Risip of calorii.

A So, as those eating it to stop and jaws tied together.

So I lichidifica 10 hamburgers with fries potatoes per day.

Now eat hamburger smoothies ...

Now not even chew, to consume about 3 calories!

The khan of the, bineeles, May devine i grease.

And I decided to make that thing you Do you stapled stomach walls.

i ezat acolo and sttea to the spital,

very depressed ...

You can not eat one hour before the operation, obviously.

Parul lens, tail ...

naiba l-au tie gasit unde ...

and spun,

"Este or operaie foarte dificil ..."

"I give and singur opiune care to ever-Kai."

Una:
Jogging?

Not even walk.

Salata? Nu-Thi gustul place.

Trei:
9 hamburgeri pe zi?

It's a start, right?

Would be an appetizer for her.

We have a few people in the UK and grace.

But you, as in all areas, deinei gold medal and here.

Athi C tiga likely till the Olympics.

Am vzut un episod cu Jerry Springer ...

If Noumea "Jerry Springer salveaz cel never gras om din lume".

Something to be seen.

Deci and spune, "Okay, you s-i salvm viaa acestui tip."

And he has a heart of gold, and just like me.

Deci, ne-pe Arata Tipul Acasa ASTA's the ...

They could not bring him to the studio, and some you were cameramen there.

It comes home, living in a trailer, obviously.

A a was ...

It was the mare ca Masa amorphous ntins Standing pat ...

As if it would be filled trailer.

Arata ca negtit a souffl.

And I. .. was ... I see eyes that unnecessary mass.

i zicea, "Nu vreau s mor, Jerry."

"Nu vreau s mor."

And I felt sorry for him. But I passed.

He asked, "What weighs you?"

and cntrea 450 kg.

450 kg!

What I mean is:

When he weighed in a day and have, say, 200 kg.

Did not think it was that much?

Nu i-a zis ...? "This mult."

For a man ...

Which essentially is a land mammal ...

This mult.

I ate only 8 breakfasts today.

Do not gossip ...

I myself am a little overweight.

Last night someone shouted, "Really!"

And I thought, "It could be that."

It would be great to go to the doctor and he say,

"Nu supraponderal you, and you Doar constipat."

So the-nceput Luam.

Actually, I had to go to the doctor

for this tournament

Say the tournament was just and NY, main, I did and center.

There's nothing wrong with the heart, if you look at the DVD.

Love heart, I love it.

I love America.

Serious.

Serious, m pregtesc scot sound un film.

No, I had to go to a control.

I've been in control for TV before,

where Do you get pulses, "You're right, not to die in the next 6 weeks."

But now the doctor told me to do a more rigorous control than usual.

Providing them higher, higher performances.

I said-they agree, then asked me a urine sample.

A a ca-me dat in a flacon.

I went to the bathroom, I filled it perfectly, and I gave up ...

Inca was cldu ...

No obstacle situaie jenant, nu-i a a?

tiu c and doctor ... I Ca and pipi.

But ... when it is a cold chemical

but when it is hot ...

something biological, you understand what I mean?

It is my body.

It's hot because my body heat.

Some of the heat and probably comes from pu ... understand?

Good, tar and chiar and e ...

I do not want to say that I have a very hot cock but ...

What I mean is that the central temperature starts ...

but then had to go through ...

... Putha. Care ... menine or hot.

Ca on eav isolate.

And where is a short trip, So I lost ...

Nu, this Normala, this mediates ... Nu tiu ...

I do not know. It does not matter. It does not matter.

I 1.76 m, is the proportions.

Bine Este.

Bine Este.

East.

Absolutely normal. There's nothing wrong with it.

I compare it to that. Mine is the only one I saw.

N-am vzut him bait Vreme ...

No matter ...

A and look ridiculous with long dick of a meter, right?

A ridiculously plowed. "Ia-IUF you the scula mea long."

"Arathi ridiculously."

"Arathi ridiculously. Thi-ar cu bine is never a medium."

Whatever the medium size.

Mi-bine ar sta ...

If I have one meter, and to them the car every erecie.

What would be ...

A and lying there without some blood in me, just a dick ...

Is normal. I never thought about that before.

Do not be preoccupied with it. Do not worry, it's good.

Chiar this.

Now I'm worried that you nchipuii, "It's ..."

If I see you naked, I have to say, "That's the smallest dick I've ever seen."

I tell you this.

V-Athi uita:
"uite a dezbrcat om."

Chiori you should not ... I do not know what I did and the!

I do not know what I did and the!

Chiori you should not!

Athi spune Decat: "uite one penis. This normal."

This Normala.

And no doctor could not tell you, is under oath So do not you ever switch off.

So I gave ... urine samples ...

Cald of pipi ... Putha

From blood and my penis size average.

I was satisfied, he likes to do that.

i-Apoi zice IMI,

"I Pothi dezbrca the Pana chiloi?"

Bun, m dezbrac the chiloi ...

FIU al naibii!

Au scpat papagalii cuiva.

Deci me-a zis DAC says pot dezbrca la chiloi.

Oh, la varied ...!

One day the white chiloi port.

Or mare pipi leg.

Why not warn me?

"Look, I'll check chiloii Do you later."

I chiloii after you have checked? Maybe the so happens again.

I never ever thought, "It would be good to check my chiloii."

Ever, this was the first time when I had to do a check post-pee ...

So ...

What infact. He checks pee test, will return in a few moments and you will see ...

and a vase-o ...

He saw her immediately and turned and looked to the A. ..

I was trying to hide, pull it to the side, but he pulled back and saw it.

Am i Atins it, Cand mi-zis the sound of you esc.

It was very embarrassing.

Give ... Ce vain povestesc I asta? Ah, the ...

Good, the so happened. Basically I made myself in front of the doctor.

I came home and I told a friend what had happened.

and el imi zice ...

Trebuia s you faci "command" (goals can c ).

Genial!

It would have been much less embarrassing, right?

When he should have thought so, "Oh no, I watered, what to do?"

"From sigur, scot the chiloii."

"This uscat ca IASCA, doctore ..."

Trebuia s m fac "command" !

The commando troops not wearing chiloi?

Gate and they chiloi, right?

Chiloii why not you?

This?

And I'm commando and wear underwear.

I've never heard of such a thing ... I've never heard that phrase before.

The sound Thi Vada it.

Even ...

Definitely one to see it now ...

And Sarma ghimpata acolo or s thi-o pierzi.

Trebuia s m fac "command" ...

Mulumesc.

I'm a little overweight and I, but I never questioned before he became famous.

i nu s mai Vanity acum.

But read it about you. Newspapers need adjectives ...

I can not say the so simply, Ricky Gervais, humorist.

Say something like, "Ricky Gervais, humorist plinu."

Why do you say that? Why?

Why to add something?

You can not be more specific than saying the full name ...

"Ricky Gervais..."

"Cu ce ocup themselves?" "Umorist."

"Ricky Gervais, umoristul ..."

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Ricky Gervais

Ricky Dene Gervais (; born 25 June 1961) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, producer, director, and singer. Gervais worked initially in the music industry, attempting a career as a pop star in the 1980s as the singer of the new wave act Seona Dancing and working as the manager of the then-unknown band Suede before turning to comedy. Gervais appeared on The 11 O'Clock Show on Channel 4 between 1998 and 2000. In 2000, he was given a Channel 4 talk show, Meet Ricky Gervais, and then achieved greater mainstream fame a year later with his BBC television series The Office. It was followed by Extras in 2005. He co-wrote and co-directed both series with Stephen Merchant. In addition to writing and directing the shows, he played the lead roles of David Brent in The Office and Andy Millman in Extras. He reprised his role as Brent in the comedy film Life on the Road. Gervais began his stand-up career in the late 1990s. He has performed five multi-national stand-up comedy tours and wrote the Flanimals book series. Gervais, Merchant and Karl Pilkington created the podcast, The Ricky Gervais Show, which has spawned various spin-offs starring Pilkington and produced by Gervais and Merchant.He has also starred in the Hollywood films Ghost Town, and Muppets Most Wanted, and wrote, directed and starred in The Invention of Lying and the Netflix released Special Correspondents. He hosted the Golden Globe Awards in 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2016, and appears on the game show Child Support. Gervais has won seven BAFTA Awards, five British Comedy Awards, two Emmy Awards, three Golden Globe Awards and the 2006 Rose d'Or, as well as a Screen Actors Guild Award nomination. In a 2004 poll for the BBC, he was named the third most influential person in British culture. In 2007, he was voted the 11th greatest stand-up comic on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups and again in the updated 2010 list as the 3rd greatest stand-up comic. In 2010, he was named on the Time 100 list of the world's most influential people. more…

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