Ricky Gervais: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special Page #7

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"I do not care for your joints, my wife comes in five minutes,"

"Coboar Naib OData."

I think people should know this.

Number two ...

"If you love and a spider repeatedly, it can go bald."

Thank you.

One, what kind of maniac-got to hit spiders?

Dracula's assistant ...

Doi, this asta la Majora pieneni the problem?

Calviia premature?

i worry about it?

Had m gndeam c plcea the-ar, "Chelios Sunt ..."

With those legs, eyes and teeth ... Break, are bald, who cares?

Prestan gives me, I like more.

But it seems that a big problem. Love're a spider ...

Se-ntoarce tummy ...

and toi ceilali pienjeni ...

Of ce of protecie pori Casca?

E fashion ...

Cam Ciudat.

Nu, and doar ... and fashion.

"I know from jos-Pothi aici in Panza." "Nu, or pe cap so thin."

"It cam frig."

"Frig?"

"We are in the guise of the sink. Boiling here."

"Josh-da-oh." "Nu-..."

"Ai Lasat om a s you loveasc, adevarat?"

"No you Prse Cumulative horn belly!"

Number three ...

Sometimes polar bears cover their noses and black during the hunt,

for better camouflage.

E o Buna idea, now?

In addition to nose with a perfect camouflage,

complet albi, Zapada and Alba ...

Approaching the polar steal and a rabbit ...

When you get close, the rabbit is back ...

and Ursula polar ...

As you have realized, however?

CACI this behavioral.

All polar bears stay in an evening, and a circle and place in ...

"Foame Mor ..."

"Every time I steal and ez after a rabbit, looked and then runs away."

"Ca i cum air putea m Vada sound."

"Nu-mi dau Seama."

Oh voce fagil, un iepure, zice:

"Pot eu s thi-spun."

"I beheld Pothi?"

"Yes, I can see where you sit each and how many you are."

"Pe bune?"

"Cum?"

"O-Thi s by palm trees?"

"Hai, spune" he adds.

"Avei nasul negru."

"Nasul and negru ...!"

"I beheld Pothi acum?"

"Nu".

Mulumesc.

Now my favorite.

Number four ...

Muflonii of Montana ...

sometimes, collide head on so hard that they fall hooves.

Can such a thing be true?

E uimitor!

Two Thapa, looks at a female, and one says,

"EA-imi place ..." "-Da ..."

"M you mperechea cu and, probably."

"Nu, I am vzut him Evening Primrose."

"Nu to treaba to merge."

"Give cum?"

"We must alergn one to another very quickly, and to run into head on."

"E o ti if any, the number i the danger?"

"Oh, da ..."

"Two!"

- "Life." - "Give ..."

"Ale-s tale bine."

"I-am inut strns the impact."

" TIAI Despre auction?"

"De ce nu mi-SPUS to the mine?"

"And you inamicul meu ..."

"Leave it. Fell I f*** feet."

Inca a ...

yet extraordinary coincidence.

"We and you were through elephants swimming and 3 km from the coast in the Indian Ocean."

Extraordinary. I did not know that they like to swim in any case the so far from shore, 3 km.

But it's funny how we say it.

"Au Foster principles o i notnd. "

As if it would be illegal.

Paza Coast, "Buna dimineaa."

"Buna dimineaa."

Telefonul like, "Hello?"

"There fac?"

"Nu, overcoming the needle."

That's me in a brcu, Others do not rub him back.

"It easily?"

"Nimic."

"Nu-i nimic , adevrat? "

"We and yard?"

"O minge of Plaja."

"Spune-mi that easily?"

"Nu uita you the the ..."

"It easily?"

"not."

"Da, noi."

"You know how far you're the shore?"

"La 3 km!"

"-Da?" "-Da, da!"

"You know you're not allowed to do that, right?

"Nu Plange ..."

"Give Dhaka No tiai spear ..."

"I told you many times, why do it again?"

"Am the Life."

"Get in the boat now." Thank you very much, good night!

Mulumesc.

Thank you very much.

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