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anything about it.

So you're good.

No, no, no, no.

You can't say that, because,

you gotta go get that note.

Because if you say that,

she's not gonna let you

guys come back.

It's too late, buddy.

No, this is bullshit, man!

I was smoking weed long

before you guys ever

showed up, alright?

This is my fault.

I'll take the rap, I'll

tell her the honest truth.

It'll be fine.

She'll let you

guys stay, okay?

Listen, when you get

older you'll understand.

Right now, just, things

aren't as clear-cut as

they seem.

Besides, what's really

important is your mom

believes in your innocence

rather than mine.

Here's the key.

Yo, this sh*t was way

easier to do 30 years ago.

Woof.

Still mad at me?

Dude, I can't believe

you left me, man.

It would've worked if you

just waited a couple of seconds.

Look, man.

I had to do something.

There'll be other banks,

but there's only one Debbie.

I had to take a shot.

If it makes you feel any

better, I lost her too.

Does make me feel

a little better.

I didn't want to lose

my best friend as well.

Just love me, man.

-Stop.

-Won't you hug me?

We slept together for 30

years, you won't hug me now?

Stop! You're making a pbs

moment, man!

I'm not inside you!

-Damn it.

-Holy sh*t!

-What?

-Look at that!

What?

Right there, where

the light is!

You mean all that

weed by the tree?

Oh sh*t!

Weed never used to

grow there before.

Maybe the bird droppings

have been dropping on the

tree acting as fertilizer.

No, there used to

be trees there.

Now the sun can get

through, and it's

reflecting off

the rock and...

Growing takes reflection!

Three times

three is eight!

Debbie said it to me.

I didn't know what the

f*** she was talking about.

I don't know what the

f*** you talking about.

Because there's no trees

there, the sunlight can

get through, it reflects off the

rock, and it feeds the weed.

If we clear all these

trees away on the side of

this hill...

With all that light...

We won't need a loan!

Exactly.

More weed! Oh sh*t!

We'll be weed farmers!

-Ahhh!

-Ahhh!

We gonna be rich!

Ahh!

Alright, just put

that on your table sir.

We need a chili thai

kush and a Maui wow-y

pineapple.

We're out of all that,

can you pass it through.

Oh, okay, well...

I'll let him know.

Oh.

-Hey.

-Hi.

Yep, this is it.

Yes, this is it.

This is it.

Mm.

It's... you have artwork, too.

Yeah, it was Reeves' idea.

Uh huh, it's uh,

it's interesting.

This is the, uh, the angel

covered in, angel of flies.

Lord of the flies.

Uh huh.

'Cause he's like, brown,

just a, piece of sh*t, but

he's covered in flies.

Okay, so, um, can we

sit down for a minute?

Need any avon?

How's my favorite client.

W-what are you doing here?

Remember how I knew

a guy who knew a guy?

Turns out he knows a guy.

G-15.

It's primo sh*t.

What's your price?

Surprised to see you here.

I know how much you

don't like chili.

Ha! Just kidding.

It's weed.

I know that you're

against weed.

Well, you know, I just

want to keep it away from

Brad as long as possible.

I want to keep

him innocent.

That's what mom's do.

Um, tomorrow night there

is an old school concert.

You want to go with me?

You mean you

and, you and me?

-Yeah.

-Together?

Yeah.

Uh, yeah. Please.

Does that mean,

uh, you forgive me?

Well...

Baby steps.

You know why?

Why?

'Cause of what

you did for Brad.

I know you covered up for

him about that weed in his

backpack, and I know that

you've been helping him

with his schoolwork for

the past few months, and

he's been doing great.

Thank you.

I think you can thank

yourself a little bit too.

It was a selfless act.

Oh.

-I did a selfless act?

-Yes.

Yeah, I know, i-i

did that on purpose.

I'm really good

at being selfless.

Here's another selfless

act I'd like to do.

No, that was selfish.

No, it was definitely

not shellfish.

That was mint.

Um...

That was not selfish.

You know how I know?

'Cause it made you smile.

Come here.

Want to get out of here?

Uh, yes, please.

Yes I do.

Just let me go tell Reeves

that I'm leaving, okay?

Okay.

Reeves?

No, more, more!

Uh, yeah, right

there! Right there!

Joe?

Reeves?

Don't you stop,

don't you stop!

Oh yeah.

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