Road to Morocco Page #6

We're not afraid

of him... are ya?

Enough!

You are coming with me.

Caspa, take one of

the girls for yourself.

Just a minute.

Okay, pal,

I'm with ya.

He says she's

going with him.

She's going

with him?

He says she's

going with him.

He make joke.

Funny boy.

Patty cake, patty cake,

baker's man!

Bake a cake as--

Yes, sir,Junior!

That thing

sure got around.

Yeah, and back to us.

Run for your lives.!

This way!

Come on, nipper.

Shake a slipper!

Okay, lover.

Head for cover!

Hurry!

You two girls hide

in there, quick!

No, not you!

We'll stay here

and hold them off.

Yeah, we'll--

Who, us?

Who are you kidding?

Let's spread out.

Two of you that way.

Search the tower!

Search the palace!

Two of you

in there.

Search,you dogs.!

My white stallion to the man

who brings me their heads.

They must learn what it means to

incur the wrath of Mullay Kassim.

They're not in here.

There's no

trace of them.

Highness,

we cannot find them.

We must find them and

slit their throats.

Yes, Your Highness.!

They shall die slowly.

Their tongues shall

be ripped out.!

Their ears shall be sliced off

and dried on sticks.

Search the corridors!

We'll find them if we have

to tear down the palace!

Yes, Your Highness.

Ah... ah...

ah, ah, ah...

ah-choo!

Call the men!

Stand up,

you dog.!

You thought you'd slip

through my fingers, huh?

After him!

Get the horses ready!

I was just going for

a broom to sweep

this stuff up.

Mullay Kassim will

take care of you

in the desert!

Aunt Lucy!

I never thought I'd wind up

in a camel's snood!

A fine pal you are,

letting me give her up!

And all the time you knew

you weren't gonna die!

That's what's killing me.

You weren't gonna die!

Give me credit.

That's pretty hard to do,

beatin' you and the embalmer.

I feel like the

morning mail.

R.F.D.

Look, they're leaving us!

All alone in the desert.

No food, no water,

no nothing!

Come on. Let's start

the sack race.

Where do we go?

Let's hop over the hill

and see what's doin'.

Must be a gas station

somewhere around here.

What are you still

hoppin' for?

We've been out of

those nets all day.

I want to keep my watch going.

How did we get loose with

our hands and feet tied

and everything?

If we told anybody,

they'd never believe it.

Oh.

Let's not

tell 'em, huh?

Shh... proceed.

See anything?

Nothing.

Come on.

Courage, boy!

Courage, he says.

Look at that!

You know what they are?

They're buzzards.!

They're carrying

finger bowls too.

Fine way to end up.

A box lunch for a bird.

Turkey, look!

What's a drive-in doing

in the middle of the desert?

I'm no quiz kid.

Come on, let's eat!

I'll force something.

Toss us a couple

of mugs of java!

We got our own sugar.

Two tall double-dip

hamburgers!

Not too well done.

And a couple

of mile-high beers!

It's moving!

Better grab it.

Hey, come back!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, what's this

''now you see it,

now you don't'' stuff?

We might have known.

It's a mirage!

I could

even smell the onions.

I'm getting

out of here.

Yeah, me too!

# The moonlight

becomes you so #

Why, it's Shalmar!

# It goes with

your hair #

She must've been

visiting a gopher friend.

#You certainly know

the right thing to wear #

# Moonlight becomes you #

# I want you to know #

#It's notjust because

there's moonlight #

#Although...#

# Moonlight

becomes you so #

# Moonlight becomes you #

# It goes with

your hair #

#You certainly know #

#The right thing

to wear #

[Jeff s Voice ]

# Moonlight becomes you #

# I'm thrilled at the sight #

[Jeff s Voice ]

#And I could get so romantic #

#Tonight #

# Ba-ba-ba-be-bah

bobba bobba boo #

# I'm all dressed up

to go dreaming #

# Now don't tell me I'm wrong #

#And what a night

to go dreaming #

# Mind if I tag along #

# If I say I love you #

# I want you to know #

# It's not just because

there's moonlight #

# I know #

# Moonlight becomes you so ##

Shalmar

needs a shave!

That's an omen.

We've gotta find the girls

and save them from Kassim.

Come on!

I don't know whether

I can make it.

My legs feel like

they're cut off

near my Adam's apple.

I guess that kiss took

too much out of you, huh?

Come on.

Get aboard.

If I'm too heavy,

I'll throw my hat away.

Leave your head

in it, huh?

Hey, come on!

Look! Water!

Water!

Oh, oh, oh!

This is a bit

of all right!

How about this!

What are you doing?

My radiator's dry.

Where there's water,

there's life, people!

All we gotta do is

follow the stream.

Oh, there's a herring.

Come along!

Ya-hoo!

What do you make of it?

We'd better

take it easy...

until we find out

whose joint it is.

It might be

a camel motel.

[ Shouting ]

Those are Mullay Kassim's

gorillas!

That joint must

be their hideout.

We gotta save the girls.

We'll have to

storm the place.

You storm.

I'll stay here and drizzle.

I got something

that can't miss!

So have they... guns!

Listen

to every word.

We don't have to

wait for night.

We just go up

on the place...

There's no one.

There were two men

in the horse lines.

When they ran,

I shot at them.

You've been drinking

koolash again!

Think they know

we're here?

We're still

wearing our heads.

That was the dopiest idea,

you thinking you could skin

a horse and put me inside.

How would I look

being a horse?

Just the same.

We gotta get back to

where we started from

and wait till dark.

I think we just went

through a red light.

I'd feel better if

we had a periscope.

Trust me!

I've got a great

sense of direction.

Think we're

still okay?

Sure, sure.

We were headed due north.

North, huh?

Yeah.

Don't look now,

but I think we're

standing on a rug.

It is those pigs!

Don't stand there.

Hurry, run!

Take them outside

and bring me back their ears.

No, wait!

There must be no shedding of

blood on our wedding night.

Did you hear that?

''Wedding''!

I stopped listening

when he said ''blood.''

Lock them up!

I just had

this pressed!

Let's not be vulgar,

bully!

A fine thing!

First you sell me

for 200 bucks.

I'm gonna marry the princess,

then you cut in on me!

We're carried off by a sheik,

now we're gonna have

our heads chopped off.

I know all that.

The people who came in the

middle of the picture don't!

You mean,

they missed my song?

Who's that?

Who are they?

That's the great sheik

Neb-Jolla and his men.

Friend of Kassim's?

No, the enemy

of Kassim.

For ten years

they have been at war,

but Kassim has invited

him to his wedding

as a token of peace.

But I do not trust

either one of them.

Halt.!

You oughta take

something for your throat.

What have you got?

Food for these men.

They have not eaten.

It cannot matter

when it is their

last night to live.

Give it to them

through the window.

Any word from

the governor?

Shh!

In this bowl there's

a magic ring from the princess.

You can make three wishes.

Perhaps it will help

us all to escape.

Why didn't you bake us

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