Robin Hood: Men In Tights Page #6

Synopsis: Robin of Locksley, known as the most skilled archer of the land, has just returned to England after fighting in the Holy Crusades, where King Richard the Lionhearted is also fighting. Robin finds that much of what he knew of England has gone to ruin, including his longtime family home having been taken away, all at the hands of the evil Prince John, Richard's brother who has assumed the throne in Richard's absence. Neurotic John is basically being controlled by the equally evil Sheriff of Rottingham, everything they doing to fatten their own coffers at the expense of the commoners and peasants. As such, Robin recruits a band of merry men to help him battle Prince John and the Sheriff, they who include: Blinkin, his blind longtime servant; Ahchoo, the misguided son of Asneeze, the man who helped him escape from prison while fighting in the Crusades; Little John, who seems to think that being called Little is only coincidental to the fact of he being a hulking man; and Little John's frie
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Musical
Director(s): Mel Brooks
Actors: Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis, Roger Rees, Amy Yasbeck
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
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PG-13
Year:
1993
104 min
2,304 Views

Brother, you have surrounded

your given name...

...with a foul stench!

From this day forth...

...all the toilets in this kingdom

shall be known as...

..."Johns."

Take him away!

Wait! Wait!

Put him in the Tower of London!

Make him part of the tour.

The news of your great deeds

has reached me even in Jerusalem.

England owes you and your men a great

debt of gratitude. Henceforth...

...your rights and lands

shall be returned...

...and you shall rule all Sherwood

from this day forth.

Kneel, Robin of Loxley.

And arise...

...Sir Robin of Loxley.

Thank you, sir.

Excuse me, king.

Why, if you like this guy so much, do

you object to his marriage to Marian?

I have no objections,

but I haven't yet kissed the bride.

It is a custom and my royal right.

Hold this, Father.

- Rabbi.

- Whatever.

It's good to be the king.

Now you may marry them.

Thank you. Here's your knife.

- Sword.

- Whatever.

Okay, where did we leave off?

Oh, that's right.

We're up to the best part.

Do you, Marian?

I do.

- Do you, Robin?

- I do.

I now pronounce you man and...

...wife!

We're going to have to

remodel the castle...

...to make room for all the babies.

For my first order of business,

I wish to appoint...

...a new sheriff of Rottingham.

My friend...

...Ahchoo.

All right!

A black sheriff?

He's black?

And why not?

It worked in Blazing Saddles.

That's good.

So that's the story

And it worked out good

Richard's on his throne

And Robin's back in the 'hood

So let's bid our friends a fine adieu

And hope we meet again in Robin Hood 2

Rise...

...Sir Robin of Loxley.

Hey, Abbott!

I hate that guy!

Let's see now.

What are you, 16, 16-1 l2?

Feygeles?

Welcome home...

...Mrs. of Loxley.

Mrs. of Loxley.

Oh, I'm so happy!

Oh, my dearest...

...shall I turn the key?

Oh, yes, darling!

But please...

...be gentle.

Darling?

What?

- You're not going to believe this.

- What?

- It won't open.

- What?

Wait! I have an idea!

Call a locksmith!

Call a locksmith!

Call a locksmith!

Call a locksmith!

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