Robin Hood: Men In Tights Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1993
- 104 min
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Brother, you have surrounded
your given name...
...with a foul stench!
From this day forth...
...all the toilets in this kingdom
shall be known as...
..."Johns."
Take him away!
Wait! Wait!
Put him in the Tower of London!
Make him part of the tour.
The news of your great deeds
has reached me even in Jerusalem.
England owes you and your men a great
debt of gratitude. Henceforth...
...your rights and lands
shall be returned...
...and you shall rule all Sherwood
from this day forth.
Kneel, Robin of Loxley.
And arise...
...Sir Robin of Loxley.
Thank you, sir.
Excuse me, king.
Why, if you like this guy so much, do
you object to his marriage to Marian?
I have no objections,
but I haven't yet kissed the bride.
It is a custom and my royal right.
Hold this, Father.
- Rabbi.
- Whatever.
It's good to be the king.
Now you may marry them.
Thank you. Here's your knife.
- Sword.
- Whatever.
Oh, that's right.
We're up to the best part.
Do you, Marian?
I do.
- Do you, Robin?
- I do.
I now pronounce you man and...
...wife!
We're going to have to
remodel the castle...
...to make room for all the babies.
For my first order of business,
I wish to appoint...
...a new sheriff of Rottingham.
My friend...
...Ahchoo.
All right!
A black sheriff?
He's black?
And why not?
That's good.
So that's the story
And it worked out good
Richard's on his throne
And Robin's back in the 'hood
So let's bid our friends a fine adieu
And hope we meet again in Robin Hood 2
Rise...
...Sir Robin of Loxley.
Hey, Abbott!
I hate that guy!
Let's see now.
What are you, 16, 16-1 l2?
Feygeles?
Welcome home...
...Mrs. of Loxley.
Mrs. of Loxley.
Oh, I'm so happy!
Oh, my dearest...
...shall I turn the key?
Oh, yes, darling!
But please...
...be gentle.
Darling?
What?
- You're not going to believe this.
- What?
- It won't open.
- What?
Wait! I have an idea!
Call a locksmith!
Call a locksmith!
Call a locksmith!
Call a locksmith!
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