Roger Dodger Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 2002
- 106 min
- $1,169,941
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There's nothing wrong with a high|verbal ability. Nick's got it too.
I wanna be like Granddad.|He almost never talks.
But when he does,|everyone kind of leans forward.
You know, my dad's like that.
The difference being that what|my father has to say is usually...
some variation on,|"Get me another scotch."
- Like father, like son?.|- No, like daughter.
- I get my--|- Whose daughter?.
- What do you mean, "like daughter?'|- No joke.
Mom keeps a bottle in the|laundry basket. She has foryears.
- Oh, God, Nick.|- That's awful.
She's not a wreck or anything.|She's just-- What do you call it?.
- High-functioning.|- Yeah. That's Susan all right.
She's always functioned|at a high level.
- She's just really high, you know?.|- How can you joke about that?.
You can joke about anything|that has to do with yourself.
It's a basic human right.|Isn't that right, Nick?.
I think that's constitutional|or something.
Freedom of speech.|Freedom to joke.
You know what?.|I need the ladies' room.
Let's let the boys discuss|these new revelations.
- Good idea.|- I don't-- All right.
All right.
Be careful.|We'll be waiting.
Are you sure you want|to get laid tonight?.
I thought you would|like to know that.
I am not the one|who is here to learn.
For most of us,|this is a forgetting place.
- All right?.|- We were talking about Granddad.
- I figured--|- You felt qualified to jump in...
and expound|on that particular topic?.
That's right. I'm sorry.
You're an expert on that subject now.|You guys are joined at the f***ing hip.
I wanted to keep|the conversation going.
There are four of us|in this booth.
Think of it|as a game of bridge.
In bridge, you have|two sets of partners, okay?.
Ifyou hope to become|the kind of man...
that other men|choose to go into battle with...
you have to learn|to read your partner.
It should have been obvious I don't want|to talk about the family tonight.
A little while ago...
we were listening to Sophie|describe herself giving a blow job.
Don't you think that's|slightly more fertile ground...
than what's at the bottom|ofyour mother's laundry basket?.
Pull your weight and steer|the conversation back...
to something|in the same universe as sex.
Remember, the thing that was supposed|to be the primary focus this evening?.
Don't make me resort|to the fail-safe.
- Where are you going?.|- Excuse me.
No. Bad idea.
Ah,Jesus.
Everything okay over there?.
No. I can't go|with you standing there.
- Why not?.|- I just can't. Get out of here.
Can't go through life|with a shy bladder, Nick.
You're gonna be spending|a lot of time in bars.
Most of them will have restrooms|just like this one.
Fine. Then you go.|You go first.
I don't have to.|Just came in to rinse my hands.
Forget it.
- Let's go, kid.|- No, look. I'm with somebody.
Uncle Roger, could you|please tell him?. He doesn't--
- How you doing?.|- No, I don't know him.
- Bedtime, kid. Let's go.|- Uncle Roger.
- Come on, kid. Out.|- Could you please--
He's my-- Uncle Roger!|Really, go back in there.
Look, I'm an actor.|I'm researching a role.
- Good luck with that.|- Okay.
- You okay?.|- Oh, hey.
I guess I should've waited|to use the bathroom.
Okay. Unless the novelty of hanging out|with prom king here has worn off...
I suggest we get a bottle|and find someplace with a view.
- All right. Let's find a view.|- Let's find a view. Ladies.
- That was close.|- That's good. Thank you.
- This is the finest.|- That's good.Just a little bit.
Thankyou.
Just a little. That's good.|That's good.
- How do you like the wine?.|- I like it.
- Roger, you're a bad influence.|- Yes, I am.
- Alcohol, women of loose morals.|- And gambling.
That's right. Gambling.
I don't see Nick complaining.
Although I have to say,|forwomen ofloose morals...
conversation has been|pretty tame so far tonight.
With the notable exception|of Sophie's oral presentation.
Shut up.
It'd be helpful for Nick to hear more of|the female perspective of the sex act.
- Do you agree?.|- God.
Where to begin?.
Nick will get us started. Nick?.
Go ahead.
Ask away.|Any question you like.
Keep it interesting.
All right.
I guess I'd like to know|what your first time was like.
- That's what you come up with?.|- That is a great question.
Thankyou.
I'll go first.
- It was my junioryear.|- High school or college?.
High school.
His name was Bobby Rushton,|and we weren't even dating.
I just picked him out one day|and decided he was gonna be the one.
- Why did you pick him?.|- Sense of humor?.
Ha-ha. He was funny,|as I remember, but...
it was something more than that.
It was like this vibe.
I knew he would be nice.
He wasn't very popular, and I didn't|think he'd brag about me to his friends.
- That's half the fun.|- Well, he didn't.
He was just as nervous as I was.
Which is part of the reason|that I picked him...
because I think|I wanted to have some control.
- You know?.|- You were his first as well then?.
Yeah. In fact, I went with him|to go get the condoms.
We biked all the way across town...
because we were so afraid|someone might see us.
- We planned the thing for a month.|- I love this story.
- Yes.|- So, where did you, you know?.
It was in my house,|in my room.
My parents were away|for the weekend.
- Did you bleed?.|- The usual. Not too bad.
Wait. So it hurts the first time?.
Well, it really hurts...
that first second.
And then after that,|it's just new.
You know?. It's like this|new feeling foryour body.
So how was he?.
- Matter of seconds?.|- No way! He kept going like a champ.
I had to ask him|to hurry up, actually.
- Ow!|- Yeah.
He did admit to masturbating like crazy|beforehand so he wouldn't just--
- Like he wasn't doing that already.|- No, he sounds like a nice guy.
- He sounds like a dream come true.|- He was a nice guy.
He's a cop now.|He's got four kids.
Early sex|is an absolute humiliation.
Oh. Speak foryourself.|My first time was wonderful.
Oh, yeah?.
Let me take a wild guess.
- An older gentleman.|- Right you are.
- Married?.|- Right again.
How old were you?.
I was 1 9.|Freshman in college.
Guess you didn't spend a lot of time|getting to know your roommates.
No. No, I don't even remember|what they look like.
So what happened?.
Well, believe it or not,|he ended up staying with his wife.
What are the odds?.
What did you do when you realized|he wasn't going to leave her?.
Well, Nick,|I got over it eventually...
and vowed|not to repeat the mistake.
- And how's that going?.|- Some months are better than others.
- Uh-huh.|- Sophie--
- I didn't say anything.|- What can I do?. They're all married.
I promised I would not be a nag.|It's okay.
You, hotshot.|Tell us about your first time.
Actually, I think Nick's story|is much more interesting. Nick?.
- This I want to hear.|- Yeah.
Nicholas?.
Well, this is hard to admit, but...
I've never had sex.
You're a virgin?.
Yes.
That is so sexy.|Am I right?.
- It's hot.|- Really?.
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