Role Models Page #10
Not bad.
Blufgan.
Kuzzik.
Fulfill your
destiny, Blufgan.
Yes.
Kill the king.
I will.
Kill the king.
I will, Kuzzik!
Go. Go.
Go. Go.
Take that, you
lily-livered coward!
Hey. Hey. Where the hell are you guys?
I cannot stall any longer.
I'm at Jefferson Park.
Look. I can't talk right now.
I'm in the middle of
battling a Cacedonian.
Beth, I gotta help Augie.
I gotta go.
F***ing Cacedonian ass.
What? Hello. What?
B*tch!
Retreat to the castle!
Long live Xanthia!
You lost an arm, honey!
Nice one, dude.
Hey, Esplen.
Thanks.
Okay. See you.
See you.
Die, coward!
Cacedonia
is to rule forever!
What a scene.
Okay. We lost a man,
but we can still do this.
It's not the manpower.
It's the power of the man.
Sh*t, this kid really
jacks you up.
I want you to go left
through these trees.
His lackeys
are pretty strong,
but Davith of Glencracken
is the one you want.
He's the one built
like a brick shithouse.
Leave it to us, Augie.
Good luck, mi amigos!
Thanks for doing this. I'm doing
it for the kids, not for you.
Come on.
Feel the steel
of my hammer!
Hey, hey! Okay! Okay!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
It's fun though, right?
It's a blast.
It's contagious. I know.
Totally.
Come back next year.
I will. Thanks. Okay.
We need people.
Give me your e-mail.
Dude, you saved my life.
I did what any good
coworker would do.
I honestly can't say
I would do the same for you.
You would, Danny,
because you're my friend.
I want to hear you say it.
Come on.
Say it.
I'm your friend.
Will you hold me?
No.
Kiss on the cheek?
No.
Hug me. I don't want to
do any of that.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Aren't you dead yet?
Very close, Starchild.
The end is near.
Sleep, friend.
They can't hurt you now.
Right in the ball
sack. F***.
All right. I'm
gonna get a beer.
Hold your ground!
Hold your ground!
Enclose, stab.
As you command.
Yes, my lord.
North.
Davith is gone.
Nice work.
Where's Spaceman?
I don't think there's many
warriors left, you know.
If I could just get
him one-on-one,
I could take him down.
Hold up, dude.
Methinks I have a plan.
Hey, King! King!
It's that guy from
The Burger Hole.
Oh, he seems
to be wounded.
Shall I take him out, sire?
Nay. This one is mine.
Well! Well, well.
Looks like thou art fell for
the oldest trick in the scroll.
Now you will kneel
before the king.
Oh, drag. I really wanted to
win that pointy little hat.
It's a crown!
Cacedonia!
You!
Sh*t.
Argotron. Face me,
if ye be brave enough.
Didn't I teach you
a lesson the last time?
I think you're afraid
I'm gonna kill you again.
Go get them, Augie!
You shut up, whore!
My mom is not a whore!
Yes, she is!
He could actually win.
It's anyone's game.
Go, Blufgan!
Yo, Augie! F***
his sh*t up, man!
Screw it!
Bad decision.
No, it's a good decision.
Oh, sh*t!
It's okay.
I don't need it.
Hey!
Please. No.
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's what
I'm talking about!
Yes!
The gods have
played a coup.
Blufgan is the last man
standing of them all!
All hail King Blufgan!
Hail, Blufgan!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What? Esplen is still alive?
Esplen!
I was hiding in the
bushes the whole time.
That's a pretty
smart strategy.
Thanks.
Sorry I killed you.
It's okay.
All hail Queen Esplen
of Navalore!
Hail, Esplen!
Game end!
One slice to the king's chest and
down like a sack of elderberries!
One slice to the king's chest and
down like a sack of elderberries!
You did good, Augie.
I mean, a girl did beat you,
but it's definitely not as
gay as I thought it would be.
You were incredible.
Second place!
That's like a silver medal. Kind of
makes you hungry for the gold, huh?
No, but we... Serious, we
are very, very proud of you.
Thanks for trying to
be nice, Mom. Jim.
Hail, Esplen!
Congratulations.
I can't believe I won.
When I killed you,
I was, like, "No way. "
Yeah, well, the crown looks
very good on you, very regal.
Thanks.
I liked your whiskers.
Thanks.
Was that eyeliner?
Yeah, I just drew them on.
It looked good.
Thanks.
I have two cats, so...
Oh. Okay. Cool.
So, Augie,
now that I'm queen,
I was wondering if maybe
you'd wanna be my king?
Yeah. I'd love that.
Should...
Should I kiss you now?
F***, yeah.
Do you know the
song Beth? By Kiss?
You did a really good
thing tonight, Wheeler.
Yeah. They'll probably
double our sentence
for not showing up to the
hearing this afternoon.
Well, listen. I got a long-standing
relationship with this judge,
and I don't want to get too graphic,
but I used to suck his dick for drugs.
Oh.
He got me my junk.
Long story short, you
guys are not going to jail.
Are you BSing me? 'Cause I
know you're the best BSer.
No, I'm being straight
with you, man.
Sh*t. Thank you.
Whoa! Okay.
Thank you so much.
All right.
Hey, what's going on here?
guys were just talking about,
I happen to know a really nice
Italian restaurant in Manhattan Beach,
and I would love to take you
if you're interested.
Sure, Martin.
I just hope we're talking
pasta and not p*ssy.
Well, I was talking about
two adults having some pasta,
and, yes, I was kinda hoping
that it would lead to some p*ssy.
Call it out there.
I mean, what are we after here? Okay.
Quiet down! Quiet down!
Gather round, ye nobles!
Beth, I hear you calling
But I can't come
home right now
'Cause me and the
boys are slaying
And we just can't
find the sound
None of these lyrics
Have anything to do
with what I want to say
But it's got a pretty melody
And I get to sing your name
That seems pretty cool
Beth, you are so awesome
And I miss you so much
Your beautiful smile
And your positive attitude
and your whispering eye
We don't have to get married
But I'm still in love with you
We can just be together
Like Tim Robbins
and Susan Sarandon
Good actors.
Tim and Sue
Beth, I am so
lonely without you
And I hope we'll be all right
You and me should make up
Tonight
And the kiss!
Nice.
Hey, what does this
look like to you?
Hey.
How you doing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Put it back in.
Ouch. Ouch.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Ow!
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