Role Models Page #2
I'm not that interested in
becoming Mrs. Dick-in-a-rut.
Heard that.
Really?
Did you hear that?
Danny?
Maybe you heard that because
you're 2 feet away from us.
That's another one I hate.
"Heard that!"
You don't get married
to get out of a rut.
You get married
because you love someone
and you don't want to spend
your life without them.
Who is this guy? Thank you,
Mr. Garvin. He's a thief.
Falsely accused.
Oh, well.
He looks like Phil Collins.
Yeah. I know.
Look, life is hard,
all right?
seven years... You know what?
Danny, life is hard, and you've
become the hardest part of my life.
No, you sit down.
You know, Danny?
We do need to
shake things up.
I know!
That's what I'm saying!
I'm moving out.
Wait a minute.
Are you breaking up with me?
Yeah.
Really?
Wow.
Today sucks.
Look, Danny, whenever a door
closes, another opens, okay?
You just have
to look for it.
And, seriously,
you're gonna get
the most insane
sympathy-rebound p*ssy.
And this is a good
month for that, too.
I don't want that.
Look, just keep
it together, bro.
Okay? We got one
more school.
We go out, we'll have a few
brewskis, we'll talk this over.
Just put your
game face on.
Taste the beast!
Stay off drugs!
Minotaur!
Drugs. Why do
kids take drugs?
'Cause they're awesome?
No? Maybe they just
understand that life is pain,
and if you smoke something or take
a pill, it'll go away for a while.
I'll drink to that.
Dude, dude, dude,
dude. Come on.
No, no, no.
People say,
"Embrace life. Enjoy life.
"Just do it!
Live it! Rock it!"
F*** it,
because life is horrible.
You know, I may not be so
happy-go-lucky, but I'm a realist.
Get ready to have
your dreams dashed, kids,
'cause nothing's
gonna work out
the way you
think it's going to.
Chin-chin. By the way,
this stuff's poison.
Game face, bro.
Game face.
What part of "game face"
do you not understand?
What the...
Hey, hey,
hey, hey!
Dude, I thought we
could park here.
And you thought wrong,
you furry f*ggot.
Please, just flip
the switch and put it down.
It's too late.
It's already up.
Come on, please.
Put yourself in my shoes,
would you?
Not my problem.
Dude, please,
could you just be decent?
Well, since you put it that
way, it's still not my problem.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, man, can I ask
you a question?
Get the f*** out
of the way, a**hole!
You want me to move?
Game face, buddy.
Danny?
What's he doing?
He's running.
We're running.
We're running!
No, no.
Hey, what are you...
What are you... Get...
I'm the guy that can't
enjoy life? Wrong!
Right!
Wait, what?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, man,
what you doing?
Whoa, whoa! Danny!
Hey, man!
Holy sh*t, man!
Dude!
Taste the beast!
Stay off drugs.
You guys are f***ed.
I told you, you a**hole!
Beth?
Yes, Wheeler?
I just want to start by saying
I think you're amazing, okay?
You're, like, beauty
and brains incarnate.
So, FYI, there
you go. Okay?
Now, that's that, so as far as this
goes, I didn't do anything here,
so if you wouldn't mind,
you can clear my name,
and I can just walk
right out of here.
this, you were a party to...
A party to,
not the party.
...reckless endangerment,
destruction of school property,
obstructing a police officer,
disturbing the peace,
parking in a no-parking zone.
Did I ever tell
you you're a dick?
Yeah. Earlier.
And, Danny, they suspended
your license. Did you know that?
Yeah. I figured they
would probably do that.
I mean, did you guys
think this was funny?
You know, if you think about
it, this is kind of your fault.
My... How is
this my fault?
It's your fault because
you just threw it all away,
and I came in here,
I proposed to you...
Your proposal
was bullshit!
But it was real.
It was from the heart!
Shut up! Okay? Shut up!
What's gonna happen?
They wanted to give you 30 days in jail.
What?
But I worked my
magic on the judge,
and instead,
over the next 30 days,
you have to log 150 hours
of community service.
Community service? What,
we got to clean toilets?
No, you're going
to Sturdy Wings.
It's the judge's
favorite organization.
Yes, Wheeler?
What the f***
is Sturdy Wings?
Sturdy Wings is
a simple concept.
Sturdy Wings is
a simple concept.
together in a structured format
to enhance the lives
of these children
through
one-on-one friendships.
People ask me,
"Gayle, how did you
"come up with such
a life-altering program?"
And I tell them I spent a
lot of time alone as a kid.
My father was
a traveling salesman.
My mother, out of
necessity, was a whore.
During adolescence,
I hungered for guidance
from a committed,
caring adult.
In my 20s and 30s, I suffered
through an endless cycle
of failed relationships and
constant feelings of inadequacy.
A mere 12 years ago,
I was a raging alcoholic.
To make matters worse, I
had a massive drug addiction,
no money, no job,
no hope.
But at that moment,
I knew what I had to do.
Used to be
addicted to pills.
Now I'm addicted
to helping.
And when you're
addicted to helping,
you don't need
an intervention.
Because sometimes in life,
everybody needs...
Sturdy Wings!
Sturdy Wings!
A little lovin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We need a little love
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
A little lovin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah
See, that's me?
Okay, then.
Welcome, everybody.
You know, it's particularly exciting
for me to have a new batch of Bigs
to match up with a new
group of kids, or Littles,
as we call them
here at Sturdy Wings.
I see a familiar face.
Guilty as charged.
All right. Let's move
right along here.
Schedule-wise,
you can elect to spend
as much time
with your Little...
Hey.
Or as little time.
It takes a village.
Hmm?
Hillary Clinton.
I'm sort of into politics.
I'm sort of engaged.
I sort of have a boner.
Okay.
Got lots of handouts,
information to cover,
so let's get started.
First time with
the program?
Oh, God, really?
Wheeler, switch with me.
No way, dude.
Martin Gary. I can always spot a newbie.
It's my fifth
year with Wings.
I guess Paul McCartney's
got nothing on me, huh?
Love, take me down
to the streets
That's not a Wings' song.
Yeah, that's one of
their hits from the '70s.
I'm not sure which one.
It's not a... It's not.
It isn't?
No.
I don't know about that.
I'll have to google it.
That's right, some kids are
allergic to their own sweat.
So probably best to put the
kibosh on physical activity.
Maybe play a boardgame
or tell a knock, knock joke.
Oh!
Martin!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mike Snifferpipits.
Mike Snifferpipits who?
Mike Snifferpipits who? How many
Mike Snifferpipits do you know?
Come on! Let me in.
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