Romance on the High Seas Page #4
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- 1948
- 99 min
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With your figure and my name,
the men will be flocking after you.
Say, that's happened to me plenty
under my own name.
Well, just remember,
while your lips are being kissed...
...it's my reputation that's suffering.
-Yeah, l'll make a note of that.
-Good.
Oh, dear, l'm liable
to be trapped on the boat.
-Well, goodbye, Georgia.
-Goodbye.
l hope you make me very proud of me.
l'll try.
Oh, do me a favor,
have a wonderful time...
...but please stay in your cabin as much
as possible and as alone as possible.
l'll make a note of that too
and underline it.
Bye.
All ashore that's going ashore.
What's the matter with you?
-What's the matter with you?
-l think l forget.
-Forget what?
-l for--
Nothing at all.
l think l get seasick.
-The ship isn't even moving.
-Why didn't you tell me that?
Late for work, aren't you?
Could you tell me what table
Mrs. Elvira Kent has reserved?
Table 64.
ls that where you're stationed?
-What do you mean?
-Aren't you a new waiter?
Me? Certainly not. l'm a passenger.
l've got one of the most
luxurious cabins on the boat.
-l beg your pardon.
-You should.
lf l were not a headwaiter,
l'd be flustered.
-What gave you the idea l work here?
-lt was a mistake.
You see, onboard,
no one dresses the first night out.
Well, what's good enough for you
is good enough for me.
Oh, l'm so sorry.
-My dear young lady.
-Yes?
l advise you to go to your cabin
and get out of your clothes.
-Pardon?
-Don't go in there.
-You'll be frightfully embarrassed.
-Embarrassed? Why?
-Nobody dresses the first night out.
-They don't?
Even if it's chilly?
This l gotta see.
-You mean nobody dresses up.
-Of course. Didn't you know that?
Then what are you doing
in that monkey suit?
Confidentially, this is my first trip too.
-Really?
-Yes.
My dear man, l've been on more world
cruises than you could shake a stick at.
lt's just that compared to my other gowns,
l don't consider this very formal.
ls that so?
Well, if you don't consider that formal,
l'd like to see the rest of your wardrobe.
-Mrs. Elvira Kent.
-ln particular, l have one little item...
-...that's backless, strapless...
-Mrs. Kent.
-...almost frontless.
-Mrs. Kent.
Mrs. Elvira Kent.
Oh, my goodness.
Mrs. Elvira Kent, that's me.
Hey, boy.
-Are you Mrs. Kent?
-Natch. l mean, naturally.
-Radiogram.
-Oh, thank you.
-Just a moment.
-May l?
No, no, l'll take care of it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
-Thank you.
-That's all right.
l'm told l overtip.
Really?
-Would you excuse me, please?
-Yes, certainly.
''Don't dress first night out.''
Now she tells me.
Mrs. Kent, now that l know your name,
perhaps it's fair you should know mine.
-lmmaterial.
-lt's Peter Virgil.
l was wondering if you're as hungry
as Mr. Virgil.
l could eat a cow.
Well, then our dress notwithstanding,
will you have dinner with me?
lf l'm overdressed,
l might as well overeat.
Unless you've some other
dinner engagement?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, now, surely you must have
some friends onboard.
l don't mean male friends.
l mean, girlfriends
often go on cruises together.
l don't know a soul on this tub.
Except Mr. Peter Virgil.
Well then, chin up, eyes straight ahead,
and what care we if the peasants stare.
Carry on.
Oh, waiter.
Come here. Table for two, please.
l'm sorry,
the dining room's just been closed.
What do you mean closed?
First you ritz me, then you try to starve
two perfectly good paying customers.
The man is only doing his duty.
-After all, it's our fault that we dawdled.
-Did we dawdle?
Just the same, thanks ever so.
Why don't you try the cocktail lounge?
The pretzels are delicious.
That's an excellent suggestion.
l'm famished.
-More pretzels, please.
-More pretzels. Yes, sir.
Yes, thank you.
Tell me, Mr. Virgil,
what business are you in?
l stick my nose
into other people's business.
-You know how it is when a man's retired.
-Retired? Retired from what?
l made my fortune
in the entertainment business.
Oh, really?
l invented a new system
for clearing audiences out of theaters.
-You're cute. You know something?
-Thank you. What?
-l've always had an ambition to be a singer.
-ls that so?
Most singers have secret ambitions
to be society dames.
l don't see why you're wasting your time
with a married woman...
-...when there's many attractive single girls.
-Oh, yes, yes.
The single girls look for husbands, while
married women run from their husbands.
Frankly, l'd rather be with those that are
running than with those that are looking.
Don't you want to be married?
Well, most husbands l know
speak very poorly of marriage.
-What of your marriage?
-Would you believe it?
-l haven't felt married.
-Yours must be a very unusual marriage.
lt certainly is.
l think we had quite enough dinner,
thank you.
What would you like to do now?
l wish l could.
lsn't that lovely?
-Hello.
-Good evening.
-Oh, and you do sing?
-A little.
-You know this song?
-Yes.
-Could you raise it a little, please?
-Sure. B flat, fellas.
It's you or no one for me
I'm sure of this
Each time we kiss
The lady's in love
Now and forever
And when forever's done
You'll find that you are still the one
-Please
-The lady said please
Don't say no to my plea
'Cause if you do
Then I'm all through
There's this about you
My world's an empty world without you
It's you or no one
She don't want no one
It's you or no one for me
Baby, you're the one for me
-l shouldn't have done that.
-l won't report you to the Social Register.
l'm bored with it all, strictly entre nous.
l wish l didn't have to keep up appearances.
Oh, l'm tired of pretending too.
Let's both let our hair down.
Let's follow our impulses wherever
they lead and make this a real vacation.
l think you've got something there.
-May l?
-Of course.
Anything above the third rib
l consider formal.
-Mrs. Kent?
-Yes?
-l mean, Elvira.
-Yes?
May l see you to your cabin?
-Well--
-For you, Mrs. Kent.
Thank you.
Would you tip him, please?
-Yes.
-l overtip.
Oh, yes, of course. That's right.
Well?
No, thank you, Mr. Virgil.
l'll find my way alone.
So nice meeting you. Good night.
-Really?
-Yes.
The tourist trade, the tourist trade
Aye, it's all for the tourist trade
We never sunbathe
Tell you why
It's atmosphere for the passerby
To find us asleep in the shade
It's so very necessary
Aye, the tourist trade
The tourist trade, the tourist trade
Aye, it's all for the tourist trade
Our souvenirs are all foreign bought
They come from some place
Called Terre Haute
We can't sell a thing that we've made
Please, no arguin'
It's a bargain
Aye, the tourist trade
Habana is Havana
They murder the language
But we love 'em
We want more of 'em
The Yankee dollar ain't hay
The tourist trade, the tourist trade
Aye, it's all for the tourist trade
If you're romantic
The Cuban stars
Are made to order for soft guitars
You must fall in love when they're played
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