Romanzo popolare Page #7

This is a man! Look!

Keep going... they'll

transfer you to stamp licenses!

You kicked you wife for

an anonymous letter!

None of your business!

How do you know that?

- You wrote it!

- Yes!

I knew you would kick her!

She's not yours anymore!

Vincenzina is mine!

I have priority!

And I have love rights!

Mine!

I held her at baptism!

I was at the wedding!

You were an unknown soldier!

I raised her like a flower for 18 years!

- She's mine!

- Mine!

Old cuckold!

She's here!

- I don't believe it!

- Yes!

Even if you show me

I won't believe it!

Allright!

She's there! look!

Where?

- She was here before...

- Not anymore...

Not anymore...

- Are you sure?

- I swear!

She left...

The coffee!

Do you want a cup of coffee?

Sure... why not!

- With some milk in it...

- There's no milk!

Why did she leave?

Because...

I know why...

Why?

Well... go figure...

women!

Many years went by

from those days...

...ugly years at first!

Then it got better...

The first year apart from Giulio

I rented a room in Melegnano.

I sewed gloves for a company.

Next year I moved to Settimo

where I worked in a toy factory.

Ciccio stayed at day care...

There is one thing women at home

don't understand about men:

...how ugly is factory work!

Mom! 7 x 8, how much?

Now I'm 26.

I work here in Milan.

We live in a 3 room house

Ciccio is in 3rd grade.

He speaks Milanese!

Sometimes I don't understand him...

I'm department chief at a

famous clothing factory...

I can't tell you which!

I'm also a union representative.

This one I picked from Giulio...

9th february I was promoted sergeant

I'm married. 2 children...

I root for Milan!

Weight:
81Kg.

I extracted 3 molars with cavities

My hobby is model airplanes...

...on sundays, with my 2 kids:

Albertino age 6, and Ersilio 4.

My wife is nice:
cooks, shops,

keeps kids and house tidy.

Faithful and obedient:

as it should be!

In these 7 years

I had two other men:

an accountant...

nice guy, but a little neurotic.

made weird noises in the bathroom...

but mainly, he didn't care for Ciccio.

He cared only about his health,

and took pills, medicines...

A couple of years ago

I met Alessandro.

Not so young, but elegant...

He seemed just right.

But after a financial crisis

he became mean.

He beat me!

I beat him back!

A pity... he used to be kind.

He taught Ciccio a lot...

I retired over a year ago.

It's not so bad...

My days are full:

Shop and cook every morning...

...a little wine... nice sleep.

In the afternoons I play boccia.

In all modesty:

I'm in a much higher league!

Wednesdays and Fridays

from 6:
00 to 8:00...

...I go to the trade union office.

At night:
Orgies!

Well:
you see it!

Here it is... the usual deal.

Armetta, who can't play...

His wife complaining...

There's Father duties also!

I pick up Ciccio at school

and put him on the Bus.

I go before the boccia game...

there's a self service there...

Well... I'll be 59 in april!

I almost dropped women:

I mean, the raw meats at least...

Living alone has some advantages...

but it's also a pain in the ass.

The other day I asked Ciccio

about an answer from his mother...

Ciccio! Did you tell Mom that thing?

So, when Ciccio asked me if

Giulio could come for lunch sometime

I said... well, ok!

Every other saturday perhaps...

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