Roommate Wanted Page #3

- Goodbye

- Miss Morgan, thank you very much..

He came right away

and really appreciate it.

It was a pleasure to meet you, Olivia.

- All right. Bye. Meow, meow

-. Goodbye.

Because you did?

I just try to be someone, Janie.

You can not get your way

seducing this time.

You never know. Did you see how

touched my furry handcuffs?

By the way, thanks for that.

You are very unpleasant.

Just relax. I just pinch the titty.

I need the money, Dee.

- I do not do it for the money

-. Yes, I know.

You do not even need to work,

what are you trying to prove?

You're not better than me.

This is not a beauty contest.

Life is

a beauty contest, sweet.

You're better than that crap.

I know

. Beggars can not be choosers .

If you take a shower,

You'd better not use

my shampoo Andre Walker!

You can beat him.

For me? They are beautiful.

- Yes Janie Garber

-.? The're looking.

- Thanks

-. Sign here.

- Your receipt

-. Thank you, yes.

Red a rose, a violet blue.

Flowers like you

there on the planet.

I love you, little bird

. Sincerely, Joe Shmo.

Wretched.

MAKE AMENDS WITH YOUR HAIR

CONDITIONER WITH KERATIN

Give me a second!

One.

I'm going in.

Hi.

If?

Sorry about before.

I think I'm by menstruating.

Yes me too.

I was thinking,

while you are showering,

we hardly know, right?

- That's

-. And we are tied

to live together other ...

341 days.

- Huh

- Is when the contract expires.

Yes, I do not interpret that,

but accurate.

And we have to fill

these forms reveal

every detail of who we are

and what we have done.

- And

- Why not fill them together?

Better yet, why

we do not fill one on the other?

What better way to get to know?

Come on. It will be innocent fun.

Please.

What is your point?

Super. To all my i's

I put adorable hearts.

Kidding!

You know, honestly,

I will complete mine

on my own.

Thank you as well.

Agree.

Close the door please.

Dee!

What'd I tell you about smoking in the house?

That makes the place

smacks of cheap bar.

He blows the smoke out the window.

That is not enough.

You always burn

that f***ing sage.

I do it because the place

smells like smoke.

And is not sh*t.

I told

I'm an eighth Navajo.

It is part of my race.

Does not matter.

My ancestors you have booted

those beautiful blond curls

by smoking that crap.

That was hard, Janie.

He joked.

Navajos are the most peaceful tribe

. It was a joke.

I was joking.

Sorry

. That was cruel.

Do you want that we complete together?

I'll do mine, and you yours,

but we can do together.

Wonderful!

Wait. First...

No thanks. I'm still vegan.

What? You say that gelatin

have flesh?

- No, no meat. Hooves

-. What do you say?

Strange, is not it

? Take the hooves of cow and pig,

the pulverized and ...

To make it short,

ends up being

key ingredient of gelatin,

which it is in almost everything.

Gummy bears

are made of gelatin.

Sour cream, even ice cream.

Yes, all those hooves

dirty with mud and sh*t,

all processing

on your favorite snacks.

Does not matter. If fat-free,

it is good for me.

... QUIZ

TO EGG DONOR:

Okay, let's begin.

All right. 'Height'.

- 1,55

-. Mido 1.73.

'Weight'. 51.

- Heaven

-. I know, I lose a little.

- You

- really do not know.

A long time ago I did not weight.

You know? I will estimate for you

- And I say ...

- Nothing.

- Leave this blank

. - Okay.

- 'Education'

-. University of Berkeley,

Bachelor of Science,

and magna cum laude.

- You

- High Crestby,

diploma.

Member of Cheerios.

Wait. Do not put it there.

That goes

in 'extracurricular activities'.

Yes, let's see. Modeling,

hanging out with friends, going to nightclubs.

No wait. I will dance

and gymnastics, kickboxing,

Pilates, go to the beach. Take sun?

I think that is included

in 'go to the beach'.

Yes.

- You

- I put my violin,

art, backpacking trips

and yoga.

Gosh, I did not know what you were doing yoga.

We should do it together.

I'm insanely flexible.

Clear.

'Clinic history.

'Some preexisting condition

we should know?'

Yes, ADHD, obviously.

And I'm allergic to fish.

Y:

Dry Skin.

- Eczema

- Yeah, how'd you know?

- I also have

-. Well, we are like sisters.

Not really. All right.

'Have you ever interned?'

You fill out a form,

and that gives them free access

to your medical history,

so you can not lie.

I washed the stomach

two years ago.

It was a crazy night of revelry,

I overdid it with the pattern,

if you know what I mean.

How about you?

Only eczema.

No allergy that I know, so ...

You do not have pre-existing conditions?

Remember you can find out everything.

I was honest with you.

Bipolar disorder.

But I have not had any incidents

from the eighth grade.

- Well

-. Well.

- 'Sexual history'

-. The fun part.

'Any disease

sexually transmitted?'

No, ma'am

. Verified recently.

Your?

Verified ... forever.

'Number of sexual partners'.

Why you ask that?

They want to have an idea

of your life choices,

and anything you have

you can pass to the baby.

They did not realize

if I shirk is a little, right?

So I say ...

fifty.

Too many?

40?

It sounds naughty?

Do not.

Well then...

Drumroll.

How many cavers

Garber visited the caves?

One.

Shut up.

- No.

- Are you serious?

- Yes

-. Wait, how old are you?

- How is it possible

- I knew we should not do this.

I'm not sorry. Is that...

Girl, you have not lived.

I could say the same about you.

Why? Because I did not go

to the pyramids?

You're wrong. I was in Cancun.

Good to Know.

- Next Question

-. Nice try,

but first I want to know why.

It is not as momentous.

I waited the subject indicated

I did not want it to be

drunk one night under the bleachers

of a student play.

No offense if you lost you.

Almost. Changes alcohol 'E'

and the stands for Subaru.

The best that could happen to me.

But tell me,

Was it everything you expected it to be?

Yes.

What happened to Mr. Wonder?

Sorry, I'm curious.

What happened was

I found the thong other

in your glove two weeks ago.

Wait. Back a little.

You ended two weeks ago with Joe

Two weeks ago?.

Joe was your ...

Rays, girl.

I guess that proves my point.

What is your point, Dee?

That all men are dogs

they belong

in the trunk of Subarus.

In a perfect world,

you would have chosen well,

because you are requet list.

But in reality,

you conformaste with a jerk.

Wait. Where are you going?

What I said was not true?

No one will complete it.

Chocolate is

the main cause of Fupa.

I'm just honest.

Bipolar.

Ready for action scan?

- Ray, Dee

- Janie, what are tigress.

- Get out of my room

- Sorry.

Wait.

- Can I have this same escanearas

- Yes!

My God.

Do the right. You can beat him.

Agree.

Incoming call Joe

- Hello

-. Hello, preparing you ?

I long to see you in an hour and a half.

Ray.

I booked a table

. Guess where.

The train will whores tonight

. Why do not we stay?

Okay, it sounds great.

Did you like the flowers?

What?

I sent a bouquet

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