Roommate Wanted Page #4

. They said you signed .

Hello?

I'll call you in a while, okay?

Hi.

Did you change your mind

about the party tonight?

No. I need to talk to you.

Clear. About what?

Gosh, I was stretching me,

trying to take

this knot back.

It's killing me.

Since you're masseur,

Maybe you could help

or give me any indication.

In fact, I have not had clients today,

so I have hands cool.

Really? Thank you.

- Thanks

-. I go to prepare.

- You give me 10 minutes

- Okay.

Perfect!

Hi.

Take off your robe and goes to the gurney.

Is not there a catch?

No. Do you want a massage or not?

All right. Face up or face down?

- Prone

-. Well.

I am very sore.

Does it hurt the gym

or exercise

you did in the kitchen?

I can never make it out.

Well, I desabrochar this.

Yes thanks.

How was your dog?

- Godiva

-. What lovely.

Yes, it's my little angel.

Go. You have magic hands, girl.

Thank you. Years of practice.

They say 10,000 hours makes you

a requested teacher.

They say, huh?

Yes, in my experience,

big eyelashes, long legs

and waist par 34-C also works.

Sorry, I thought you liked strong.

Anyway,

It's what my mother said,

and it's the truth.

Especially here in Los Angeles.

If you're not a 10 in this city,

you're nobody.

That is very sad.

- What?

- What you just said.

'If you're not a 10're nobody'?

Yeah, well, that's life.

As he told ...

the interviewer before.

- How is called

- Olivia.

If she.

He said he was almost certain

they had already found the girl,

someone listed as a whip.

Whatever that means.

It is a reference

equestrian training.

How the you charmed

for me to tell you?

I do not love it.

I SINCERE with her.

You can learn any trade,

make tons of money

and climb the highest mountain,

but beauty,

and I speak of authentic beauty

natural beauty,

priceless.

You can not win, you can not buy,

but if you know how to use it,

You can buy all.

It could not have fallen with it.

You can not buy happiness.

- Well

-. Yes?

Turn around. I want to make the face.

They do not bite.

Keep your eyes closed.

VEGETABLE OIL:

You were right a second ago.

He did not fall with it. Said

the most important thing for the couple

It was that his son had

a childhood as light as possible.

And it was then that I knew

I had it,

because at school, nobody

Raisin better than popular.

While losers

studying geometry

were thrown into the dustbins,

planning massacres,

my girls and I spent great.

And look how well I turned out.

Yeah, sure you look good, b*tch.

What the hell? Do you have any idea

what you will do that to my skin?

Yes. You did not say 'whiskey'.

Why did you do that,

damn lunatic b*tch?

- Why you threw my flowers

- That? Heavens.

- I was taking care of yourself

-. Yes, you're jealous.

Heavens, girl,

yes you need to get caught,

and you need to get caught either.

Not your pathetic and perverted boyfriend

nor Clifford, red dildo

I saw you play with before.

- Heaven

-. Sorry.

Damn...

You know what I you do not have?

- Cellulite

- I have a boyfriend

who loves me,

and perhaps not perfect,

but do not treat me

like sperm container.

Janie, find the thong

zebra another in his car.

Believe me, you're the trash.

I will beat you

to take away what a b*tch you are.

Why

? Why be honest again?

You'd never said

that was zebra thong!

Sh*t.

Sh*t!

Heavens.

4 people like this

Is it serious?

Damn...

You are filling my patience, b*tch.

- I was about to apologize

-. Why?

Why steal my flowers

or sleeping with my boyfriend?

Sorry

. Did I miss the joke?

If you think would

your boyfriend's penis pencil

f*** me, you're the joke.

- Okay, Dee

-. Come on, Janie, really.

I can get something better

. I did this morning.

F*** you.

Give me your red giant

. I love it.

Listen, little rat,

if you ever touch my face,

a hair or body,

I unleash hell on you.

I did not sleep with Joe.

You bring conclusions

in your head crazy and schizoid.

Then swear by your life

that was not your thong I found.

No, of course it was my thong,

but I would not screwed up.

Damn you!

Dammit!

Did you use my shampoo Andre Walker?

Eat sh*t!

Ray!

Ray!

FISH OIL:

Damn you!

What did you do?

Dammit.

What I bring

What do you need?

What do you need?

- Epi ...

- Well, no ...

- Tell me what you need

-. Epi ...

A EpiPen? An EpiPen

. Well, wait.

Well, where do I put it?

Where do I put it?

On the foot?

- Damn ...

- Vagina?

- Thighs

- In the thigh?

I am sorry.

I abhor. Wow, b*tch.

Okay, b*tch,

you want to play with fire?

I think we have gone far.

- Really

- No!

What the hell? Very good.

Go ahead, face crater.

Dammit!

- Did I ruin your artistic statement

- Gosh!

Not the face. Its permanent.

Who needs beauty

when you have brains, right?

Besides, you could not get uglier.

- Who the hell sends messages

- Joe, It will come anytime!

Will he come pencil penis?

F*** you!

Damn...

Heavens, perhaps Ernest Heming-gay

you wrote another poem?

Not Joe. It's Olivia.

Guess who reached the final?

Yes, college,

he works hard.

No damn princess

. Suck my shell!

It seems that the eternal battle

between Beauty and the Beast

still not finished, b*tch!

Heavens! You broke my Mary Magdalene!

So is!

Do you have any idea how much it cost?

Nine blowj*bs?

Damn you.

Do not!

Dee! Stop. Please.

Those are irreplaceable!

What's up? Do not like

you break things?

Stop! Please.

Come on! The stupid king mattress

can give you another poster.

Have you played Frisbee end?

No, I guess rather

're an athlete in mathematics.

Stop!

Janie?

Are you kidding

What are you doing?

- Are you crazy

- When a dog goes mad,

I atas.

Thank you not put a muzzle.

No, bad dog

. Joe come at any time,

and it occurred to me a game

super fun for everyone.

What will you do? I f*** in front of me?

Pencil penises do not like,

but I like it.

- Hey

- If you scream,

I sprinkle the whole can in the throat.

I do it for you.

I can show you

how hypocritical and perverted that is Joe.

But it will be better shut your mouth.

If you know you're listening,

he will never admit it.

It depends on you.

Good girl.

Therefore, I will amuse him even more.

- Really ...

- I'll shut with tape.

What are you doing here?

I live here, brother.

What the hell are you doing here

? Janie broke up with you.

Officially, no

. I have a date with her.

Where can I find it?

You jilted

. It was an hour ago,

something futuristic theme in Melrose

- With girls

-. With your girls?

- It does not sound

-. I was working with her,

... teaching them to open their wings.

Janie does not take you seriously.

Now

. We became good friends.

He changed a lot since I found

you stole from me the thong

while I showered

the day we met. You remember.

Sorry, but I do not know

what you're talking rays.

Could you just

tell me where?

Who do you pretend?

It's just you and me,

alone.

Do you want to know a Secret?

- Maybe

-. It's a shame

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